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What a wonderful invention -
Women despair over men's toilet habits - This Britain, UK - The Independent

The Lav Nav(igator)

Every couple should have one.;)

I suggest we think of more gadgets to make sharing living space less stressful.
Any suggestions?

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I can't understand this thing about women and toilet seats. They can be up or down, if you go and its up then put it down, not exactly hard work is it.

When do you ever hear men moaning about women leaving the seat down?

Well you will now I have mentioned it :D

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Maybe they could invent an electronic gag that attaches itself to womens mouths when they nag :D

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Its all to do with how women see themselves, women have to squat, while men stand upright, they think because they have to squat we all should.
How to get them to shut up, easy cover the bowl with cling film and put the lid down.

Retlaw.

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Most men don't have any bad habits before they are married.:confused::confused::p

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Well they may have had Beni, but before they got married nobody told um about them:D

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The idea behind this gadget is so that ladies can go to the loo in the dark, so not waking the man by putting a light on (we are considerate that way).

It is 'motion sensored' so sense her approach, and only lights when approached, so she can see whether the seat is up or down.

It prevents the risk of her backside descending into the bowl.

Ladies, if you haven't got one, just put the light on and wake him up - he might see the use of it then.

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How strange she lives on her own so her convenience should be set conveniently the way she prefers, does she quietly go about life enjoying this?

No she starts a thread stirring the brown stuff between what could, until she opened her gob have been happy couples that tolerate the differences needed by their partners!:pain30:

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I frequently go to the loo in the dark(I wouldn't dream of putting the light on, I know my way after 40 odd years).......if the seat is up, I put it down.....on the odd time I have sat down before checking I have got a cold bum, but nothing worse than that.

Men and women have their differences, but we shouldn't see them all as faults.......you only see them as faults when you fall out with someone.

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I think Margaret has hit the nail on the head, if some thing so trivial is winding you up, something isnt right and you need to sort it

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I'm sorry but Margaret would hit her thumb, because she's to stubborn to put the light on:D

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John, I am not stubborn, I am considerate.....why would I need to put the light on......? The lav doesn't wander round in the night......I can find it with my eyes shut :)

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The seat and lid are always down in our house after I read a report showing what sprays out of your toilet when you flush it!! egggggghhhhhhhhh:bootyshak

So trained the man to always put both the seat and the lid down coz I dont want anything spraying on me tooth-brush!! :eek:

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heth, so you 'trained' your man, well done, I hope you can change fuses when X factor is on!

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:gooddog:

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Wasn't life much less worrisome before there were all these studies?Anyway My toothbrush is far enough away not to get sprayed if the lid and the seat are left up.

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I keep the lid down too, (when not using of course).
I read in a Feng Shui book that with the lid up, all the good 'chi' goes down the loo,
...along with wealth :D
It looks tidier too

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Yes Margaret, that is right...the money all goes down the loo if you leave the lid up......I guess that is where I have gone wrong in my life then :)

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There will be more money going down the toilet if they don't bring the price of beer down!

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How about this bathroom gadget
X-paste
No more 'leaving the cap off' and 'squeezing from the top' type of minor irritations.:D

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They (toothpaste dispensers) have been around for donkeys years, I remember using one when I was about 9.

What i'd like in the bathroom is a covered toothbrush holder that will take 5 brushes.
They are usually uncovered & only have 4 holes in.

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so wheres the toothbrush? on the cistern?:D

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Sorry Margaret P wrong Margaret:D

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Ya but which is which heth:D

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:confused:

I would just like to add that in days when I was much slimmer I did descend a long way into an unseated bowl, but not to water level(fortunately), - it isn't an experience I can recommend.:rolleyes:

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That's it then if feng shui Say's that good chi and wealth goes down the loo when the seats up, it stays firmly down from now on, just hope I remember when I stagger in half asleep during the night or it cold be very embarrassing:D

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Just think how lucky us men are, especially when we've been out on the raz:D

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I have had experience of men who have 'razzed' regularly,
....................................and their aim is impaired regularly.

Unless you have a man who sits to pee (many Italians do), I strongly advise you against having carpeting within a three foot distance from the bowl.

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some men don't even make it to the bathroom when they've been on the 'raz'

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I wish to add to my last post-
The uncarpeted area needed, is larger for a tall man, and smaller for a short man.

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It is disturbing to find wet shoes in your walk in wardrobe.

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Ah I've overcome that Shaz, I have an X painted in the loo and I never miss:D

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:eek::eek::eek:Walk in Wardrobe Margaret:eek::D

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thats not what i meant John, some men don't even make it to the bathroom when needing the loo

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I can honestly say hand on err um heart;) that I've never failed to make it to the wee small room and in my youth I came home in some real states:D

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A walk in wardrobe IS a wee small room:rolleyes:
I even had a bidet in one house I lived in.

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Well I know we live in comparable flats Margaret ain't worked out which is the Wardrobe yet:D

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I have lived in eleven houses in my lifetime.
but not all at the same time:rolleyes:

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Definitely a Mrs Shifter then:D

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'You don't miss what you haven't had'
I miss my bidet. I am thinking of buying this gadget
Sanicare

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Here is a gadget I don't need, but for those with constipation it may save embarassment.

Toilet Tunes attempts to elevate the bowel-moving experience by lightening the mood when you do your thing. The gadget uses a sensor installed in the toilet lid that will play one of six musical choices when the lid is raised. The choices include rain, waves, jazz, Latin, modern, and oddly enough, stream. It uses 3 AAA batteries and is super-easy to install -- just stick it on the lid using the adhesive backing. This should drown out the noise of your bathroom noise-making.

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I heard such things are only for smart arses?
:)

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I always though they were or washing your feet in Less:D

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ah now you cheeky ******!!! :p

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what a load of erm.....................poo!!! :D dont think they will sell many of them!!!

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Me cheeky, never;););)

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now come on we all know you on here John......:p stop lying!!!! ;)

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Back to the aiming thing, was in a pub in Plymouth and they had goal nets & a football in the urinal, never scored so many goals, cost me a fortune in beer though

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Me lying, you've cut me to the quick heth, Im the paragon of truth;)

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aye just like me :eek:

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Ya ya ya ya:D