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Mancie 09-10-2010 23:47

whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Nick Clegg
David Cameron
Teresa May
George Osbourn

Mancie 09-10-2010 23:52

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
I voted Jaysay.. and he ain't even on the list!

spignific 10-10-2010 00:31

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Glegg !!! .might even put my 80's doc martins on,he's a trator. how are they going to campaign against the tories in 4 years time ??

garinda 10-10-2010 07:31

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
I don't feel the need to resort to violence, against any of them. Even if Theresa May pointed to where she kept her 'gonads'.

I've always found the pen to be a much more effective weapon, than the sword.

gynn 10-10-2010 07:46

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Probably all of them, but is it possible to add Ed Gonads to the list?;)

yerself 10-10-2010 08:17

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Which of the Nick Cleggs is Theresa May?

jaysay 10-10-2010 08:53

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Funny thing Is when I first saw the thread I thought Mancie, but then again I just though no point where there's no sense there's no feeling:rolleyes:

Neil 10-10-2010 08:55

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 851185)
Which of the Nick Cleggs is Theresa May?

The bottom one, well it is now I changed it for you :D

SPUGGIE J 10-10-2010 09:07

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Would any of them feel a kick between the legs? Why aint the King of Fife on the list?

jaysay 10-10-2010 09:49

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 851200)
Would any of them feel a kick between the legs? Why aint the King of Fife on the list?

Didn't realise Alex Salmon had that title Spugs:rolleyes:

JCB 10-10-2010 09:52

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I thought cuts not kicks were the order of the day .

I'm taking a long-term view .

SPUGGIE J 10-10-2010 10:04

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Originally Posted by JCB (Post 851222)
I thought cuts not kicks were the order of the day .

I'm taking a long-term view .

Depends if there is anything there to cut.

As for a long tern view I cant see the end of the tunnel because of its twists n turns.

jaysay 10-10-2010 10:27

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 851225)
Depends if there is anything there to cut.

As for a long tern view I cant see the end of the tunnel because of its twists n turns.

There ya go, Labour could never do out right, no even build tunnels:D Blair and Brown would have been no good in the Great Escape, or maybe they would Blair (as Hilts the cooler King) and Brown as the little jock who goes stir crazy and gets shot climbing the fence:D

SPUGGIE J 10-10-2010 10:37

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Cleggy - wont find any to kick.

Cammy - would solve the family growth problem if done with my work boots on.

Ozzie - would wear a cricketers box covered by a jock strap or thong.

Mad May - could well lose my foot.

Romps 10-10-2010 11:22

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 851178)
I don't feel the need to resort to violence, against any of them. Even if Theresa May pointed to where she kept her 'gonads'.

I've always found the pen to be a much more effective weapon, than the sword.


Can always rely on Rindy Roos!!!

completely agree G, nothing more satisifying than retorting with intelect and showing how superior one is!! works EVERY time xx

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 18:59

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 851178)

I've always found the pen to be a much more effective weapon, than the sword.

Oh, I'm not sure about that- I know which one I would rather have stuck in me!

Miaowzinzara 10-10-2010 19:06

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What exactly are you achieving here???

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 19:15

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Who exactly are you asking?

Miaowzinzara 10-10-2010 19:23

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Sorry.. should have put 'to whom it may concern'... was a general question!

DaveinGermany 10-10-2010 19:36

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Originally Posted by Miaowzinzara (Post 851351)
What exactly are you achieving here???

It doesn't have to achieve anything, it's our Mancie being ..... well Mancie ! :D It's what he does.

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 19:43

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I'm new on here also but I've already realised that if Mancie couldn't let off steam on here the resulting explosion would probably flatten half of London. Therefore we're achieving SOMETHING!

garinda 10-10-2010 19:44

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851346)
Oh, I'm not sure about that- I know which one I would rather have stuck in me!

You obviously haven't felt the needle sharp nib, of my pen with the poison ink...yet.

;)

garinda 10-10-2010 19:47

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851373)
I'm new on here also but I've already realised that if Mancie couldn't let off steam on here the resulting explosion would probably flatten half of London. Therefore we're achieving SOMETHING!


Just don't start a similar poll, asking which ethnic minority you'd rather kick in the gonads.

He'll start bleating about blind prejudice.

Prejudice is a one way street with him.


:rolleyes:

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 19:50

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 851374)
You obviously haven't felt the needle sharp nib, of my pen with the poison ink...yet.

;)

No but I did feel a slight prick just then!

Oh dear, that's leaving me wide open, somebody will pick up on that.I wonder who?

garinda 10-10-2010 19:58

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851379)
No but I did feel a slight prick just then!

Oh dear, that's leaving me wide open, somebody will pick up on that.I wonder who?

Another prick?

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 20:03

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Open the sealed envelope!
Isn't this called a thread wander? What was the question, Mancie?

garinda 10-10-2010 20:18

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Violence, in my opinion, is always the last resort.

Especially for something as trivial as one's political opponents.

As stated earlier, exchange Mancie's choice of politicans for people of different ethnicities, and there'd quite rightly be outrage.

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 20:33

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Violence should be the last resort but humans being what they are it's often the first.
I must admit Mancies political position makes Stalin seem more right wing than Margaret Thatcher but he is consistant!

garinda 10-10-2010 20:38

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851391)
Violence should be the last resort but humans being what they are it's often the first.
I must admit Mancies political position makes Stalin seem more right wing than Margaret Thatcher but he is consistant!

Yes he is.

At least until he's faced with someone as hate filled, and blinkered as himself, who vehmently dislikes immigrants, for example, rather than politicans of a certain party/ies.

Then he'll be crying on his soap box, that that prejudice is disgusting.

Which it is.

garinda 10-10-2010 20:40

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851391)
Violence should be the last resort but humans being what they are it's often the first.

Not where I live.

If someone trys to sell me something, after knocking on my door, I tell them no.

I don't kick their head in.

mattylad 10-10-2010 20:50

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I wouldn't bother, none of them have any gonads anyway.

Gordon Booth 10-10-2010 20:57

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Extreme political opinions can be as dangerous as extreme religious ones.But I would imagine both can be very comforting.

garinda 10-10-2010 21:03

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851401)
Extreme political opinions can be as dangerous as extreme religious ones.But I would imagine both can be very comforting.

Yes.

Like crutches are for cripples.

SPUGGIE J 11-10-2010 05:12

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851379)
No but I did feel a slight prick just then!

Oh dear, that's leaving me wide open, somebody will pick up on that.I wonder who?

Ok who has got a voodoo doll n a pin in hand?

SPUGGIE J 11-10-2010 05:33

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 851401)
Extreme political opinions can be as dangerous as extreme religious ones.But I would imagine both can be very comforting.

Extreme is one way of looking at it but to find confort in it must be due to brainwashing and not being able to see another opinion. We may hate at times our polictitions but we have a choice to keep em or lose em. Ok planting a boot between their legs at times when frustrated might make us feel better until we do try it and end up in front of a judge and a stint in the clink. Its time we had a computer game that allowed us to beat up politicitions without feeling the full force of the law.

Vicbfc 12-10-2010 11:18

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What about Ed or David Milliband :D

jaysay 12-10-2010 17:51

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Originally Posted by Vicbfc (Post 851674)
What about Ed or David Milliband :D

or Balls:D

gynn 12-10-2010 18:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 851706)
or Balls:D

Can I refer you to post number 5 in this thread!

jaysay 12-10-2010 18:21

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Originally Posted by gynn (Post 851718)
Can I refer you to post number 5 in this thread!

Be my guest gynn:D

SPUGGIE J 12-10-2010 18:39

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Why is there only one women listed? Some would say some women have more balls than men.

Vicbfc 12-10-2010 23:21

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 851706)
or Balls:D

:D

They havent got any lol ;)

jaysay 13-10-2010 08:58

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Originally Posted by Vicbfc (Post 851762)
:D

They havent got any lol ;)

Didn't know you knew Ed that intimately:D

SPUGGIE J 13-10-2010 17:58

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 851782)
Didn't know you knew Ed that intimately:D

I will keep my comments to myself in case I get :whack: or worse:Banane26: :D:p

jaysay 13-10-2010 18:09

Re: witch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 851889)
I will keep my comments to myself in case I get :whack: or worse:Banane26: :D:p

Um I understand:eek::D

Mick 15-10-2010 07:02

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Can i just be the first to congratulate Neil (the mod) for winning this poll:D:D:D

lancsdave 15-10-2010 07:53

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 852206)
Can i just be the first to congratulate Neil (the mod) for winning this poll:D:D:D

Never mind the congratulations, when and where is the event ? :D

Mick 15-10-2010 08:12

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 852210)
Never mind the congratulations, when and where is the event ? :D

This is yet to be arranged by mutual consent of Neil :D
we could make it a Christmas event if this helps:D:D

jaysay 15-10-2010 08:41

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 852212)
This is yet to be arranged by mutual consent of Neil :D
we could make it a Christmas event if this helps:D:D

Hope there's wheelchair access:D

Neil 15-10-2010 10:24

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
Everyone loves a winner :D:D

jaysay 15-10-2010 10:38

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 852237)
Everyone loves a winner :D:D

And we can't wait to show it:D:D

Stanleymad 15-10-2010 14:09

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Im bringing my own damage impliment for Neils gonads :D:D:D:mosher:

Neil 15-10-2010 14:48

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
I have never banned a moderator before :rolleyes::D

SPUGGIE J 15-10-2010 16:36

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Originally Posted by Stanleymad (Post 852263)
Im bringing my own damage impliment for Neils gonads :D:D:D:mosher:



I have a better use for it. :dflam:

jaysay 15-10-2010 17:42

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 852271)
I have never banned a moderator before :rolleyes::D

Sounds like this could be pistols a dawn to me:D;)

SPUGGIE J 15-10-2010 18:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 852293)
Sounds like this could be pistols a dawn to me:D;)

Is that not against site rules mods squaring up with super blaster water guns? Winters on its way they might get ill. Then where would we be?

jaysay 15-10-2010 18:28

Re: whitch of these would you like to kick in the gonads?
 
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 852304)
Is that not against site rules mods squaring up with super blaster water guns? Winters on its way they might get ill. Then where would we be?

Mod free:D only kidding :p

SPUGGIE J 15-10-2010 18:49

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 852308)
Mod free:D only kidding :p


You not giving mods away then? What a pity.


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