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garinda 10-11-2010 06:58

Re: Free grit for all!
 
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 860256)
Just remind me never ever to be sarcastic with figures again.


Come, come.

Simply everyone should know this.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of grit.

Ken Moss 10-11-2010 07:04

Re: Free grit for all!
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 860259)
Come, come.

Simply everyone should know this.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of grit.

Sarcasm is actually very dangerous when used incorrectly.

It cost the council in the region £78bn in legal fees last year.

Less 10-11-2010 07:06

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 860256)
Just remind me never ever to be sarcastic with figures again.

Oh NOoooo, you mean it wasn't true? How easily I can be suckered by an honest face!
:eek:

Ken Moss 10-11-2010 07:11

Re: Free grit for all!
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 860262)
Oh NOoooo, you mean it wasn't true? How easily I can be suckered by an honest face!
:eek:

This might qualify as my first public 'lie'.

Front page of The Observer this week if you're quick, Peter. I'll be finished in Rishton.

garinda 10-11-2010 07:18

Re: Free grit for all!
 
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 860264)

Front page of The Observer this week if you're quick, Peter. I'll be finished in Rishton.

Confused.

Does that mean the hired assassin will carry out their work in Rishton, rather than elsewhere in Hyndburn?

I do hope this isn't being funded from the public purse.

:D

Mick 10-11-2010 07:29

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Well if you do want your free Grit
you must call 01254 388111 or email [email protected] with full name and address and details of where on the property the grit can be delivered
this must be done between November the 12th and November the 26th

This is according to last nights Telegraph

Less 10-11-2010 07:30

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 860267)
Confused.

Does that mean the hired assassin will carry out their work in Rishton, rather than elsewhere in Hyndburn?

I do hope this isn't being funded from the public purse.

:D

A hit wo/man often uses very imaginative ways to dispense with his/her task, the guy/gal is an artist in their own right so, yes, there will be a grant for that.
http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1258.gif

garinda 10-11-2010 08:09

Re: Free grit for all!
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 860273)
A hit wo/man often uses very imaginative ways to dispense with his/her task, the guy/gal is an artist in their own right so, yes, there will be a grant for that.
http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1258.gif

Garinda, please stop going on, and on, about this!

Oh, sorry, it's you Less.

Carry on.

:D

Ken Moss 11-11-2010 08:16

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 860066)
I'm sure if what you have pointed out is confirmed as correct or he will put forward an apology for being incorrect.

I notice that Nick hasn't been back since, perhaps he's waiting on instructions from TheLeadersOfficeHBC. For anyone that still thinks I was being serious about £6.6m, I wasn't and I'm truly sorry for the distress and inconvenience this caused Cllr Whittaker.

Has anyone phoned up for their sack of grit yet?

Mick 11-11-2010 08:33

Re: Free grit for all!
 
According to the Telegraph Ken you cant order the grit until the 12th of November
read post 66:D:p

jaysay 11-11-2010 08:49

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 860267)
Confused.

Does that mean the hired assassin will carry out their work in Rishton, rather than elsewhere in Hyndburn?

I do hope this isn't being funded from the public purse.

:D

It cold come under the guise of public funded art:rolleyes:

jaysay 11-11-2010 08:51

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Anybody know if its good on Kellogg's Frosties:rolleyes::D;)

Ken Moss 11-11-2010 08:52

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 860543)
According to the Telegraph Ken you cant order the grit until the 12th of November
read post 66:D:p

It was announced at the Rishton Area Council by Cllr Horne that you can order now.

:p

jaysay 11-11-2010 08:57

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 860556)
It was announced at the Rishton Area Council by Cllr Horne that you can order now.

:p

Mind of information is our Stan, Ken:D

Neil 11-11-2010 09:05

Re: Free grit for all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 860543)
According to the Telegraph Ken you cant order the grit until the 12th of November
read post 66:D:p


Don't believe everything you read in the press Mick.

As a service to the forum I just phoned up and ordered a bag.

It is a per household thing not per person.


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