Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 870701)

Well RHFOY the only reason women keep men in tow these days is that a vibrator doesn't pay for drinks in the pub:D:D:p

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 870699)

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38: Its easy to tell your a new member:D, in fact I flipped though the rest of the posts to see if either Less or Margaret had replied, think when they do you'll definitely need a few of these:hidewall::hidewall:

Originally Posted by RHFOY (Post 870674)

im humble enough to say i didnt quite get the skinflint end... and i thought the ladies would like the cheek in that wo-.. men one .

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 870809)

"Why can't a woman be reasonable and practical ?"

Because then they'd be blokes ! :D And that means the human race would then have a slight problem. :eek:

It is part of our destinies (as blokes) to never fully comprehend or understand the functioning of the female species. Steven Hawkings, arguably one of the cleverest Men to grace this World, would also be reduced to babbling insignificance if asked to explain Women ! ;) It will ever be our lot to live on cold shoulder & hot tongue, or as is usually the case put our proverbial size 10's once again into our mouths regardless of "our well thought out plans/comments"

Put simply, do you know how your Tele works ? No ? Me neither, but if I press the right buttons I get enjoyment & a pleasant passing of the time so lets leave it at that shall we ? :) Still if only we could at least work out some kind of Mute button ! :do-one:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 870809)

"Why can't a woman be reasonable and practical ?"

Because then they'd be blokes ! :D And that means the human race would then have a slight problem. :eek:

It is part of our destinies (as blokes) to never fully comprehend or understand the functioning of the female species. Steven Hawkings, arguably one of the cleverest Men to grace this World, would also be reduced to babbling insignificance if asked to explain Women ! ;) It will ever be our lot to live on cold shoulder & hot tongue, or as is usually the case put our proverbial size 10's once again into our mouths regardless of "our well thought out plans/comments"

Put simply, do you know how your Tele works ? No ? Me neither, but if I press the right buttons I get enjoyment & a pleasant passing of the time so lets leave it at that shall we ? :) Still if only we could at least work out some kind of Mute button ! :do-one:

Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 870826)

Its best explained by a joke i once heard >There is a man walking on a beach when he sees an object shining half buried in the sand he gives it a kick and picks it up , whilst rubbing it to get the sand off a genie pops out and says to him "for releasing me you can have one wish "the man thinks for a moment and says to the genie "can you make me a motorway to Australia to see my brother i am terrified of flying and sailing?" the genie looks at the man and says "have you any idea of the resources that would take it would be beyond even my powers think of something else" the man ponders for a moment and gets a brain wave "can you make me understand woman he exclaims with a smile at his request ". The genie turns to the man and says "do you want a two lane motorway or just a single lane one"....:D:D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 871087)

So if you can get to grips with simply making the lady in your life feel like she is the only thing you care about, then you should have a peaceful and happy existence(most of the time).:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 871092)

Exactly how I've always tried it Margaret, but it didn't bloody work twice:D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 871100)

I should say that maybe you didn't get it quite right, but perhaps it was the women who wanted more.
They say that the exception tests the rule, you were blooming unlucky to get two 'testers' on the run.
My advice to you would be...'don't be tempted to play cards or gamble on the horses' :D