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jaysay 26-02-2011 14:51
What a load of tosh
 
Meet Mr Average: Men spend 11 years in front of the TV and 10,500 hours in the pub | Mail Online
Mr. Average spends 11 years watching TV and 10,500 hours in the pub, what a complete load of tosh, only 10,500 hours in the pub bet the Accy Web Research department will question these figures:D:D:D
It might just be true about Mancie though, when he watches the TV he usually has a can of Beer in his mitts:D:D:D

garinda 26-02-2011 16:30
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Tosh?

In the Daily Mail?

Get out of here!

jaysay 27-02-2011 09:40
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 887547)
Tosh?

In the Daily Mail?

Get out of here!
Was also in about another three papers too and google news but as you know I'm Mail worshiper:worthy::worthy::worthy::D

garinda 27-02-2011 09:56
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 887711)
Was also in about another three papers too and google news but as you know I'm Mail worshiper:worthy::worthy::worthy::D
Yeah. I think I read you were, on Blackburn Web.

:D

Ken Moss 01-03-2011 06:25
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 887720)
Yeah. I think I read you were, on Blackburn Web.

:D
I've just had a quick squint at Blackburn Web. I think I'll stay where I am, not simply because Accy Web is better but because I can't stand reading Jaysay bleating on about 13 years of Labour rule and defending PB to the hilt on one forum, let alone two.

An inordinate amount of time is now being spent by The Leader's surveillance up at Scaitcliffe House reading what we're posting in the hope that something libellous pops up. Good use of officer time?

There's a tremendous push at the moment by all concerned to quell bad stories and find out good ideas for the Conservative election literature. I'm fully expecting the ideas that Cllr Grayson and myself documented for Rishton yesterday appearing as promises on Cllr Horne's forthcoming leaflets.

You'd think after the 11 years of prosperity and good financial management that they would have some ideas of their own.

garinda 01-03-2011 07:34
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 888219)
An inordinate amount of time is now being spent by The Leader's surveillance up at Scaitcliffe House reading what we're posting in the hope that something libellous pops up. Good use of officer time?
No, it isn't.

To free up their time, I feel it my civic duty to take up the mantle, and personally carry on their good work.

I promise if I ever read anything vaguely libelous on any internet site, I shall alert the person(s) concerned at H.B.C. straightaway.

jaysay 01-03-2011 08:50
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 888219)
I've just had a quick squint at Blackburn Web. I think I'll stay where I am, not simply because Accyweb is better but because I can't stand reading Jaysay bleating on about 13 years of Labour rule and defending PB to the hilt on one forum, let alone two.

An inordinate amount of time is now being spent by The Leader's surveillance up at Scaitcliffe House reading what we're posting in the hope that something libellous pops up. Good use of officer time?

There's a tremendous push at the moment by all concerned to quell bad stories and find out good ideas for the Conservative election literature. I'm fully expecting the ideas that Cllr Grayson and myself documented for Rishton yesterday appearing as promises on Cllr Horne's forthcoming leaflets.

You'd think after the 11 years of prosperity and good financial management that they would have some ideas of their own.
Well there you go know you are telling porkies can't remember when politics was even mentioned on Blackburn Wed, that's why I spend more time on there than here these days, the only time politics crops up, threads are lucky to get more than a few post before they go dead, do you have to bring the Labour miss information machine into ever thread. It doesn't matter what you or your ilk say about thirteen years, its something you all had a hand in and now everybody is play the price, but then again that's always the case when Labour leave anything, talking's cheap and there's nothing cheaper than a Labour mouth until it finally goes tits up then every body else is to blame but them.

garinda 01-03-2011 08:59
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888244)
Well there you go know you are telling porkies can't remember when politics was even mentioned on Blackburn Wed, that's why I spend more time on there than here these days, the only time politics crops up, threads are lucky to get more than a few post before they go dead, do you have to bring the Labour miss information machine into ever thread. It doesn't matter what you or your ilk say about thirteen years, its something you all had a hand in and now everybody is play the price, but then again that's always the case when Labour leave anything, talking's cheap and there's nothing cheaper than a Labour mouth until it finally goes tits up then every body else is to blame but them.
Lol, just being nosey, I've just has another shufty at Blackburn Web.

I'd suggest me being slagged off on there, at the moment, could be described as 'political'.

Political discussion doesn't necessarily have to be about political parties.

Apparently, according to Jam sandwich, I lead the Accy Web 'clique', and am a bit of a cult.

Which makes him very nearly half right...for once.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

jaysay 01-03-2011 09:05
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888251)
Lol, just being nosey, I've just has another shufti at Blackburn Web.

I'd suggest me being slagged off on there, at the moment, could be described as 'political'.

Political discussion doesn't necessarily have to be about political parties.

Apparently, according to Jam sandwich, I lead the Accy Web 'clique', and am a bit of a cult.

Which makes him very nearly half right...for once.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
I can only think that JB is answering a post which I left for him last night, as you've never been mentioned by me nor has anybody else from this site, but hey that's always been JB, that's why he doesn't frequent AW anymore, he only has two rules, rule one JB is always right, rule two, when JB is proved wrong rule one applies:D

jaysay 01-03-2011 09:10
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888251)
Lol, just being nosey, I've just has another shufti at Blackburn Web.

I'd suggest me being slagged off on there, at the moment, could be described as 'political'.

Political discussion doesn't necessarily have to be about political parties.

Apparently, according to Jam sandwich, I lead the Accy Web 'clique', and am a bit of a cult.

Which makes him very nearly half right...for once.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
Just read your post again G, he did say bit of a CULT did he:rolleyes: or could he possibly have miss spelt that :D

garinda 01-03-2011 09:15
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888252)
I can only think that JB is answering a post which I left for him last night, as you've never been mentioned by me nor has anybody else from this site, but hey that's always been JB, that's why he doesn't frequent AW anymore, he only has two rules, rule one JB is always right, rule two, when JB is proved wrong rule one applies:D
No, it's His Royal Cantankerous, naming members from Accy Web.

Bless.

Nice to know that although he's gone, he's not forgotten us.

Anyway, that's my last mention of BW.

I'd hate to be reponsible for any extra traffic to the sluggishly slow forum.

:rolleyes:

garinda 01-03-2011 09:16
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888254)
Just read your post again G, he did say bit of a CULT did he:rolleyes: or could he possibly have miss spelt that :D
I did say he was 'nearly' half right.

;)

jaysay 01-03-2011 09:29
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888259)
I did say he was 'nearly' half right.

;)
Ya I was right I'll tell him his spell ckeck ain't working:D

Less 01-03-2011 09:30
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888251)

Apparently, according to Jam sandwich, I lead the Accy Web 'clique', and am a bit of a cult.

Which makes him very nearly half right...for once.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
I thought you were the leader of the breakaway, accyweb independent clique, (the underground alliance to the Market Hall Traders).

Not the Official accyweb stick your head in the air and be nasty to newbies clique.
Though if it is you that stands before us at the monthly meetings I wouldn't have recognised you in that body hugging uniform and the hand crafted pink crochet headgear, (very fetching).
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...2&d=1298975328

P.S. love the 'bag for life'.

jaysay 01-03-2011 09:41
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888267)
I thought you were the leader of the breakaway, accyweb independent clique, (the underground alliance to the Market Hall Traders).

Not the Official accyweb stick your head in the air and be nasty to newbies clique.
Though if it is you that stands before us at the monthly meetings I wouldn't have recognised you in that body hugging uniform and the hand crafted pink crochet headgear, (very fetching).
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...2&d=1298975328

P.S. love the 'bag for life'.
:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

garinda 01-03-2011 09:41
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888267)
I thought you were the leader of the breakaway, accyweb independent clique, (the underground alliance to the Market Hall Traders).

Not the Official accyweb stick your head in the air and be nasty to newbies clique.
Though if it is you that stands before us at the monthly meetings I wouldn't have recognised you in that body hugging uniform and the hand crafted pink crochet headgear, (very fetching).


P.S. love the 'bag for life'.
I've never been invited to join the AW Clique.

Though I did apply for the horse's head role, in the Accy Web Mafia.

I was unsuccesful, though I was offered the horse's arse position. Which I happily accepted.

:D

Less 01-03-2011 09:58
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888274)
I've never been invited to join the AW Clique.

Though I did apply for the horse's head role, in the Accy Web Mafia.

I was unsuccesful, though I was offered the horse's arse position. Which I happily accepted.

:D
Hmmm, must get on to our social secretary, I'm sure he was supposed to send you an invite!

Erm, Mick,
I think there's been a slight oversight, could you put her down and attend to a slightly more urgent matter?
http://www.accringtonweb.com/gallery....php?file=1767

Ken Moss 01-03-2011 11:53
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888244)
Well there you go know you are telling porkies can't remember when politics was even mentioned on Blackburn Wed, that's why I spend more time on there than here these days, the only time politics crops up, threads are lucky to get more than a few post before they go dead, do you have to bring the Labour miss information machine into ever thread. It doesn't matter what you or your ilk say about thirteen years, its something you all had a hand in and now everybody is play the price, but then again that's always the case when Labour leave anything, talking's cheap and there's nothing cheaper than a Labour mouth until it finally goes tits up then every body else is to blame but them.
Ahem.

Leading Lancashire Tory councillor rejects allowances cut

Cough cough, ahem.

garinda 01-03-2011 12:13
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 888293)
Cough cough, ahem.
I've told you before, Jaysay has no medical qualifications.

If he attempts to squeeze your nap sacks again, and asks you to cough, tell him to do one.

;):D

garinda 01-03-2011 12:14
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888299)
I've told you before, Jaysay has no medical qualifications.

If he attempts to squeeze your nap sacks again, and asks you to cough, tell him to do one.

;):D
...or just pretend, and do a faux cough for him.

jaysay 01-03-2011 18:01
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 888293)
Dead after 7 posts, on here it went for pages and pages and pages

Eric 01-03-2011 18:35
Re: What a load of tosh
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888251)
Lol, just being nosey, I've just has another shufty at Blackburn Web.

I'd suggest me being slagged off on there, at the moment, could be described as 'political'.

Political discussion doesn't necessarily have to be about political parties.

Apparently, according to Jam sandwich, I lead the Accy Web 'clique', and am a bit of a cult.

Which makes him very nearly half right...for once.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

I remember Jam Butty ... he was quite a wit. There again, I might only be half right;)

cashman 01-03-2011 18:52
Re: What a load of tosh
 
well i won't call jambutty, unless he returns, then to his face i will.:D

Less 01-03-2011 19:00
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 888397)
well i won't call jambutty, unless he returns, then to his face i will.:D
Perhaps you won't, so long as he doesn't use their site to vent his spleen against anyone on here neither will I, Oh what the heck, yes I will the guy was & still is a ******, he also leaves skid marks wherever he goes.

Mancie 02-03-2011 01:17
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 887500)
Meet Mr Average: Men spend 11 years in front of the TV and 10,500 hours in the pub | Mail Online

It might just be true about Mancie though, when he watches the TV he usually has a can of Beer in his mitts:D:D:D
Dread to think what you have in your mitt when you watch TV.. did they take bods like you "in hand" when they made this survey? :D

accyman 02-03-2011 07:15
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wasnt jam butty that sailor that used to board faggots oops i mean friggots

jaysay 02-03-2011 09:01
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888404)
Perhaps you won't, so long as he doesn't use their site to vent his spleen against anyone on here neither will I, Oh what the heck, yes I will the guy was & still is a ******, he also leaves skid marks wherever he goes.
The reason he had a go at Garinda Less, I think it was the Blue Parking Badge thread we had some time ago, Rindy said he was using the badge wrong and JB said he wasn't, unfortunately Rindy was 100% right and JB 100% wrong but he still wouldn't have it, think that's when he packed his bucket and spade tossed his toys out the pram and took his bat and ball home, not been seen since:D:D

Less 02-03-2011 09:24
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888520)
The reason he had a go at Garinda Less, I think it was the Blue Parking Badge thread we had some time ago, Rindy said he was using the badge wrong and JB said he wasn't, unfortunately Rindy was 100% right and JB 100% wrong but he still wouldn't have it, think that's when he packed his bucket and spade tossed his toys out the pram and took his bat and ball home, not been seen since:D:D
Praise be to rindy the saviour of accyweb.
:)
Or maybe it's more George and the drag on & on & on & on & on...

http://rlv.zcache.com/english_flag_g...57q6k5_400.jpg

Oooh, that flag would look good on someones avator.

garinda 02-03-2011 09:40
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888520)
The reason he had a go at Garinda Less, I think it was the Blue Parking Badge thread we had some time ago, Rindy said he was using the badge wrong and JB said he wasn't, unfortunately Rindy was 100% right and JB 100% wrong but he still wouldn't have it, think that's when he packed his bucket and spade tossed his toys out the pram and took his bat and ball home, not been seen since:D:D
Yes, poor lamb.

The victim of cyber bullying, and having his words 'twisted'.

What always amuses me, when some people accuse of others of bullying, is that they are usually the sort of person keen to share their sometimes forthright views with others. However, when their views are questioned, or challenged, don't have the strength of their own convictions to defend what they previously stated.

This is when the virtual bullying claims usually surface.

I do find it amusing, though I do also feel a little bit sorry for such people.

Life can't be easy, when you're forced to wear a little bonnet, right into adulthood.

:Banane14:

jaysay 02-03-2011 09:43
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888535)
Praise be to rindy the saviour of accyweb.
:)
Or maybe it's more George and the drag on & on & on & on & on...

http://rlv.zcache.com/english_flag_g...57q6k5_400.jpg

Oooh, that flag would look good on someones avator.
Not so much a saviour of Accyweb Less more off a saviour of the truth, and who do you think would suit that avatar

jaysay 02-03-2011 09:47
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888546)
Yes, poor lamb.

The victim of cyber bullying, and having his words 'twisted'.

What always amuses me, when some people accuse of others of bullying, is that they are usually the sort of person keen to share their sometimes forthright views with others. However, when their views are questioned, or challenged, don't have the strength of their own convictions to defend what they previously stated.

This is when the virtual bullying claims usually surface.

I do find it amusing, though I do also feel a little bit sorry for such people.

Life can't be easy, when you're forced to wear a little bonnet, right into adulthood.

:Banane14:
Some of the replies he's coming up with are well, funny to say the least, I said he left Accyweb with his tail between his legs because he wouldn't admit he was wrong, or words to that effect, his reply was I should learn about anatomy as humans didn't have tails, so there you go, ya just can't win:D

Less 02-03-2011 09:55
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888548)
and who do you think would suit that avatar
It would have to be an improvement on:-

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/c...atar700_11.gif

garinda 02-03-2011 10:02
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888550)
Some of the replies he's coming up with are well, funny to say the least, I said he left Accyweb with his tail between his legs because he wouldn't admit he was wrong, or words to that effect, his reply was I should learn about anatomy as humans didn't have tails, so there you go, ya just can't win:D
Unable to sleep last night, I read every thread on BW.

I kept getting the vision of a cantankerous Albert Tatlock, sat in the Rover's snug, with Ena, Minnie, and Martha, sat flirting with him.

Didn't take long to read it all, and I soon felt suprisingly sleepy.

:rolleyes:

jaysay 02-03-2011 10:16
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888552)
It would have to be an improvement on:-

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/c...atar700_11.gif
Phewwwwww that gave me a nasty shock;)

jaysay 02-03-2011 10:18
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888554)
Unable to sleep last night, I read every thread on BW.

I kept getting the vision of a cantankerous Albert Tatlock, sat in the Rover's snug, with Ena, Minnie, and Martha, sat flirting with him.

Didn't take long to read it all, and I soon felt suprisingly sleepy.

:rolleyes:
It would come in handy if I could speed read when JBs posting sends me to sleep too, think his idea is why use one word when 50 will do:rolleyes:

garinda 02-03-2011 10:29
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888559)
It would come in handy if I could speed read when JBs posting sends me to sleep too, think his idea is why use one word when 50 will do:rolleyes:

More words = more some people can listen to the sound of their own voice.

;):D

garinda 02-03-2011 11:17
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888559)
It would come in handy if I could speed read when JBs posting sends me to sleep too, think his idea is why use one word when 50 will do:rolleyes:
No wonder you like popping over there.

You do come across as the voice of reason.

It must make a nice change from here.

Like a little holiday.

:D:p:D

jaysay 02-03-2011 18:03
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888568)
No wonder you like popping over there.

You do come across as the voice of reason.

It must make a nice change from here.

Like a little holiday.

:D:p:D
Compared to here its relaxing and blissful G:D

garinda 02-03-2011 18:07
Re: What a load of tosh
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 888643)
Compared to here its relaxing and blissful G:D
Yes, besides sixties Corrie, BW did remind me a bit of Last of the Summer Wine too.


;)

Less 02-03-2011 18:11
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 888648)
Yes, besides sixties Corrie, BW did remind me a bit of Last of the Summer Wine too.


;)
didn't we do an accyweb sketch of that?

Or did we just do Robin Hood?

garinda 02-03-2011 18:13
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888651)
didn't we do an accyweb sketch of that?

Or did we just do Robin Hood?
We did.

Both featured knobbly knees in wooly hose.

:eek::D

heth 02-03-2011 18:20
Re: What a load of tosh
 
I had a quick look on last night after reading about it on here, yep BORING!!! Nowt much happening over int B'Burn is there?! :D

Less 02-03-2011 18:24
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Originally Posted by heth (Post 888657)
I had a quick look on last night after reading about it on here, yep BORING!!! Nowt much happening over int B'Burn is there?! :D
Well, how selfish, you have a look and don't contribute?

You could at least have said LOL.
:mad:

heth 02-03-2011 18:52
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888661)
Well, how selfish, you have a look and don't contribute?

You could at least have said LOL.
:mad:

Eh you, do you post on there??!! :p Giving me a angry face!! :eek:

Anyway it wasnt worth the effort typing on there

Less 02-03-2011 19:06
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Originally Posted by heth (Post 888673)
Eh you, do you post on there??!! :p Giving me a angry face!! :eek:

Anyway it wasnt worth the effort typing on there
No, I don't post on there, I don't visit there, but I don't come reporting back on here hoping for browny points either.
I actually wish B'burn web well, and hope they can become as popular as AccyWeb is at the moment.
However just as we had to work hard making the site fit for human consumption, they too must dump the obscene growth known as jambutty! no matter what he calls himself these days.

jaysay 03-03-2011 09:22
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 888681)
No, I don't post on there, I don't visit there, but I don't come reporting back on here hoping for browny points either.
I actually wish B'burn web well, and hope they can become as popular as AccyWeb is at the moment.
However just as we had to work hard making the site fit for human consumption, they too must dump the obscene growth known as jambutty! no matter what he calls himself these days.
Well your right about JB he has tossed his toys out the pram and won't discuss the Accyweb clique any more, true to form;)


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