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cmonstanley 10-06-2011 20:22

is accy ready for a zombie attack
 
:D leicester isnt lol:D BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

Wynonie Harris 10-06-2011 20:43

Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack
 
Personally, I blame the Tory cuts.

lancsdave 10-06-2011 20:48

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Think we need to look closer to home. Accyweb wasn't prepared and we got Bee :)

DaveinGermany 10-06-2011 20:55

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Oh deary, deary me ! Next thing you know it'll be Vampires & Weird Wolves, being anti social & hanging round in gangs on street corners of an evenin' terrorising the locals & just generally being a bit of a nuisance tsk ! :rolleyes: Place has gone to the Dogs I tell ya.

shillelagh 10-06-2011 21:01

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i always thought it was ... especially on the certain days certain members of accyweb leave the research centre .....:D:D:D

DaveinGermany 10-06-2011 21:10

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 911499)
i always thought it was ... especially on the certain days certain members of accyweb leave the research centre .....:D:D:D

Ah ! I see where you're coming from Shill & I see the confusion, shambling along, mumbling incoherently, lurching into passers by & the urge to chomp down on a juicy dribbling meaty Kebab, yeah pretty close really. :D

Wynonie Harris 10-06-2011 21:55

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Where do you think the zombies come from? The nether regions of Eastern Europe, that's where. This is what happens when you join the EU and relax your border controls. Zombies, go home!

cashman 10-06-2011 22:04

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 911516)
Where do you think the zombies come from?

Lancaster University.:D:D:D:D

walkinman221 10-06-2011 22:07

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 911520)
Lancaster University.:D:D:D:D

I would have said Accy town hall up until the last election maybe:D:D:D

Boeing Guy 11-06-2011 08:45

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You may laugh now, but its no laughing matter. The prestigious CDC in Atlanta USA have this to say about Zombie's
CDC - Blogs - Public Health Matters Blog – Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
and you might wish to purchase this book:
Amazon.com: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead (9781400049622): Max Brooks: Books

jaysay 11-06-2011 08:51

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 911521)
I would have said Accy town hall up until the last election maybe:D:D:D

Unfortunately staff at the town hall haven't changed walkinman its scaitcliffe house were the changes were made:p

MargaretR 11-06-2011 09:00

Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack
 
The definition of zombie
Zombie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"is a term used to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli."

That can apply to a sizeable portion of the population -
...brainwashed by subliminal messages from TV
...having pineal glands calcified by fluoride

Those are the sort of people who go on the rampage in panic at times of natural disasters, because their robotic lifestyles are interrupted.

jaysay 11-06-2011 09:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 911553)
The definition of zombie
Zombie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"is a term used to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli."

That can apply to a sizeable portion of the population -
...brainwashed by subliminal messages from TV
...having pineal glands calcified by fluoride

Those are the sort of people who go on the rampage in panic at times of natural disasters, because their robotic lifestyles are interrupted.

That's probably the best description of Bee that's been posted on here to date:D

Studio25 11-06-2011 12:23

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy (Post 911547)
You may laugh now, but its no laughing matter. The prestigious CDC in Atlanta USA have this to say...

The population's awareness of zombies is a good way for disease control organisations to illustrate how easily transmitted, deadly diseases can quickly become a pandemic.

Unfortunately, "destroying the brain" is really not the approved form of treatment for ebola zaire or similar

jaysay 11-06-2011 13:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio25 (Post 911566)
The population's awareness of zombies is a good way for disease control organisations to illustrate how easily transmitted, deadly diseases can quickly become a pandemic.

Unfortunately, "destroying the brain" is really not the approved form of treatment for ebola zaire or similar

Hey I don't know Studio, seems to work on here mate:D

shillelagh 11-06-2011 14:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 911502)
Ah ! I see where you're coming from Shill & I see the confusion, shambling along, mumbling incoherently, lurching into passers by & the urge to chomp down on a juicy dribbling meaty Kebab, yeah pretty close really. :D


nah i was thinking more like thursday and saturday afternoons ..... :D:D:D

wallop79 13-06-2011 17:14

Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack
 
I have seen many, many zombie films, and I am definately prepared for a zombie attack, make for the nearest shopping centre is a must, but seeing as all we have is the Arndale, I think I'll go hide out in Asda!

cmonstanley 18-06-2011 10:26

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this should be interesting BBC News - Zombie enthusiasts plan to 'attack' Leicester :D

jaysay 18-06-2011 13:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmonstanley (Post 912909)

Is that on the way down from Scotland:rolleyes:

cmonstanley 18-06-2011 17:03

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that would have been hilarious BBC News - Zombie fans invade 'unprepared' Leicester :D:D:D


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