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steeljack 04-08-2011 01:11

is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
ok a tongue in cheek post ....

some old wrinklie MP recently came out with the following statement ...

"It's a complete mystery but there's not much doubt that the two little letters [MP] after the name do enhance the allure of women and men when they get to this position.

see BBC link .. BBC News - All MPs have sexual magnetism, MP Paul Flynn says

so the question is , how many Accy web users would "do" Graham given the chance , if not Graham which other MP (male/female) would you 'enjoy' spending a romantic hour or so with :D :D

think/hope I have set the poll so no names appear to protect the innocent

garinda 04-08-2011 01:22

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
What a stupid article.

The only idiots who are attracted to someone purely because they're a Member of Parliament are rent boys, and daft slappers who'll then further degrade themselves by selling their 'story'.

If political power was such an afrodisiac the country would be filled with brothels, where dominatrixes dressed up as Maggie Thatcher, to spank the botties of naughty boys.

There aren't any.

garinda 04-08-2011 01:30

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Who's he kidding anyway?

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...09034941-1.jpg

Having M.P. after his name does not further add to his attraction.

He'd need to have 'Millionaire' tattooed on his forehead to get laid...and only then if he was on his death bed at the time.

steeljack 04-08-2011 01:33

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923334)
What a stupid article.

The only idiots who are attracted to someone purely because they're a Member of Parliament are rent boys, and daft slappers who'll then further degrade themselves by selling their 'story'.

If political power was such an afrodisiac the country would be filled with brothels, where dominatrixes dressed up as Maggie Thatcher, to spank the botties of naughty boys.

There aren't any.

not so sure about , if there are brothals in Liverpool which supply Grannies to footballers , not so far to imagine brothals in Westminster with Thatcher/Bessie Bradock look-a-likes to cater to the left and right , the LibDems would probably be on the look out for a young Jeremy Thorpe or that fat guy (Cyril Smith ?) who represented Rossendale ? :D :D

garinda 04-08-2011 01:38

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
He'd have a better chance of getting a shag pretending to be Catweazle.


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GEfRuQahgi9MSA

:D

garinda 04-08-2011 01:43

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 923336)
not so sure about , if there are brothals in Liverpool which supply Grannies to footballers , not so far to imagine brothals in Westminster with Thatcher/Bessie Bradock look-a-likes to cater to the left and right , the LibDems would probably be on the look out for a young Jeremy Thorpe or that fat guy (Cyril Smith ?) who represented Rossendale ? :D :D

There are no dominatrixes dressing up as Thatcher in the U.K., our most prominent female politican ever, which rather pours scorn on the idea that political life holds some magical allure.

Paul Flynn's a daft old fool, getting off on some myth of his own creation.

garinda 04-08-2011 01:48

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 923336)
(Cyril Smith ?) who represented Rossendale ? :D :D

It was Rochdale, and that fat pig's more closely linked to abuse than to allure.

garinda 04-08-2011 02:04

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 923332)
which other MP (male/female) would you 'enjoy' spending a romantic hour or so with?

So glad I stopped blogging on here.

That was the next chapter.

There is a difference.

I'd have given my story to Accy Web.

Give, give, give. That's me.

:rolleyes:

jaysay 04-08-2011 09:07

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
A babe magnet um errrr Pass:D

Pudwoppa 04-08-2011 10:47

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
The only 'animal magnetism' I've ever seen an MP possess was when John Prescott took an egg to the side of the head.

Retlaw 04-08-2011 11:41

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 923332)
ok a tongue in cheek post ....

some old wrinklie MP recently came out with the following statement ...

"It's a complete mystery but there's not much doubt that the two little letters [MP] after the name do enhance the allure of women and men when they get to this position.

see BBC link .. BBC News - All MPs have sexual magnetism, MP Paul Flynn says

so the question is , how many Accy web users would "do" Graham given the chance , if not Graham which other MP (male/female) would you 'enjoy' spending a romantic hour or so with :D :D

think/hope I have set the poll so no names appear to protect the innocent

This is one of the daftest threads I have ever seen on Accy Web, and there has been some daft ones.
I think the mods should remove it, it is an insult to Graham, especially th poll.
Retlaw.,

wallop79 04-08-2011 22:10

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 923432)
This is one of the daftest threads I have ever seen on Accy Web, and there has been some daft ones.
I think the mods should remove it, it is an insult to Graham, especially th poll.
Retlaw.,

Couldn't agree more, he has helped me on a few occasions now, is a true gent, he does a bloody hard job, very well if l say so & shouldn't be belittled on here (tongue in cheek or not)

anzac 04-08-2011 22:17

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 923432)
This is one of the daftest threads I have ever seen on Accy Web, and there has been some daft ones.
I think the mods should remove it, it is an insult to Graham, especially th poll.
Retlaw.,

Totally agree with you on this one - don't have much time for the man himself but this thread is totally degrading to Graham

garinda 04-08-2011 22:27

re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wallop79 (Post 923550)
Couldn't agree more, he has helped me on a few occasions now, is a true gent, he does a bloody hard job, very well if l say so & shouldn't be belittled on here (tongue in cheek or not)

I think the inspiration for the thread, the guff from Paul Flynn M.P., is daft.

I'm sure Graham's got a thick skin, and has other things to worry about, so won't give a fig about this.

If he becomes more high profile, he'll face much more ribbing than this thread from the satirists, especially on Have I Got News For You.

This is nothing.

You should have seen some of the despicable things some of our viler members wrote on here, about the recent prospective parliamentary candidates, from the Tory party.


:rolleyes:

Neil 05-08-2011 13:27

Re: is Graham Jones a " Babe" magnet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 923432)
This is one of the daftest threads I have ever seen on Accy Web, and there has been some daft ones.
I think the mods should remove it, it is an insult to Graham, especially th poll.
Retlaw.,

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallop79 (Post 923550)
Couldn't agree more, he has helped me on a few occasions now, is a true gent, he does a bloody hard job, very well if l say so & shouldn't be belittled on here (tongue in cheek or not)

Quote:

Originally Posted by anzac (Post 923552)
Totally agree with you on this one - don't have much time for the man himself but this thread is totally degrading to Graham

Can I just suggest you read the comments made about other politicians on this forum that we don't delete and most of you think is acceptable.

As mentioned above it is tongue in cheek and if Graham does not find it amusing he knows how to contact me and I will remove it for him straight away.


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