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jaysay 14-12-2011 10:37

I laughed so much I nearly passed my fags round
 
Well the Posty has just arrived at my gaff, a few Xmas Cards and a huge padded envelope, Thinking that I hadn't order out, I was wondering what was in the little package. When I opened it I laughed so much I nearly passed my fags round, twas only from Conservative Central office with all kinds of bumph calendar, propaganda leaflets and a mock leather bound diary (check if it was for next year) the same diary which 20 years ago they were charging £3-50 for, seams nobody has told them I'm no longer a member, or is it a cunning plan to try and temped me back:D:D:D

Mancie 14-12-2011 10:58

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Maybe Conservative HQ have been reading Accyweb and it's a thankyou for the party political broadcasts you post . ;)....ere I wonder if Margaret has got her's yet? :D

mobertol 14-12-2011 12:39

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth Jay - you could always re-use the padded envelope.

Mick 14-12-2011 12:50

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Your lucky Jaysay I got just a hand delivered card from the Labour party very nice and thank-you Graham Jones .............just one thing can you tell the person who you got to deliver it to close the ruddy gate next time:D:hidewall:

janloot 14-12-2011 13:57

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stick it on ebay, it might just make the £3-50, if your very lucky,

jaysay 14-12-2011 18:16

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 955880)
Your lucky Jaysay I got just a hand delivered card from the Labour party very nice and thank-you Graham Jones .............just one thing can you tell the person who you got to deliver it to close the ruddy gate next time:D:hidewall:

Well funny you should mention that mick I haven't had my usual card from my local Labour Councillor yet, or for that matter my calendar from PB either, I'm sure they haven't been deliver yet or Rindi would have dragged the thread up for the 6th year on the trot:D:D

jaysay 14-12-2011 18:18

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 955877)
Never look a gift horse in the mouth Jay - you could always re-use the padded envelope.

I'm always very wary when I receive something like this from CCO, there's always an ulterior motive:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

davemac 14-12-2011 20:19

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once you sign up, you sign up for life. next they will all be round for tea and stickey buns :couchplus

cmonstanley 14-12-2011 20:31

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conservative central office have money to burn as donations from the banking industry rolls in ;):D

jaysay 15-12-2011 08:33

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Originally Posted by cmonstanley (Post 955982)
conservative central office have money to burn as donations from the banking industry rolls in ;):D

Has your bloody computer not got upper case on ya divvy

gynn 15-12-2011 08:53

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In the immortal words of Wayne Rooney,

"Once a Blue, Always a Blue!"

;)

jaysay 15-12-2011 09:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gynn (Post 956006)
In the immortal words of Wayne Rooney,

"Once a Blue, Always a Blue!"

;)

Ya but I'm never never never, join the reds mate believe me, it would mean rubbing shoulders with hypocrites and back stabbers:)

yerself 15-12-2011 14:47

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Originally Posted by jaysay
Ya but I'm never never never, join the reds mate believe me, it would mean rubbing shoulders with hypocrites and back stabbers

I always thought Jeffrey Archer, Geoffrey Howe, Neil Hamilton et al were Tories.:rolleyes::D

jaysay 15-12-2011 18:01

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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 956059)
I always thought Jeffrey Archer, Geoffrey Howe, Neil Hamilton et al were Tories.:rolleyes::D

You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy

cashman 15-12-2011 19:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956091)
You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy

Yeh should pay more attention, after all yeh started this thread, which has sod all to do wi anyone on here only you.:rolleyes::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38: now who's a divvy?:D

jaysay 15-12-2011 19:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 956103)
Yeh should pay more attention, after all yeh started this thread, which has sod all to do wi anyone on here only you.:rolleyes::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38: now who's a divvy?:D

Well I just get fed up with my pet Troll, who has nothing better do when he comes on here but have a pop at me, think thats the only reason the clown bothers logging in, I'd like to call him better names put he sulks, another faceless wonder

mallard 15-12-2011 19:54

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well you are luck getting x mass cards and other things its better than back stab,s

BERNADETTE 16-12-2011 00:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956091)
You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy

As pointed out earlier, there is never a fool but he that can't see. They are all the same but quite a few on here choose to ignore that fact. Whether you like it or not John they have all got their snouts inthe trough IMHO but if you can prove otherwise I'll be more than happy to listen. Going to tell me PB didn't get any benefits from being "leader"??? As I said before "pigs snouts and troughs"

Less 16-12-2011 08:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 955861)
Well the Posty has just arrived at my gaff, a few Xmas Cards and a huge padded envelope, Thinking that I hadn't order out, I was wondering what was in the little package. When I opened it I laughed so much I nearly passed my fags round, twas only from Conservative Central office with all kinds of bumph calendar, propaganda leaflets and a mock leather bound diary (check if it was for next year) the same diary which 20 years ago they were charging £3-50 for, seams nobody has told them I'm no longer a member, or is it a cunning plan to try and temped me back:D:D:D

Well, it's certainly a plan, though hardly a cunning plan.
All those years paying into their funds as a faithful card carrier, who was willing to go out and spread the word door to door and what did it get you?

Ziltch, Nada, sweet fanny adams.

You tell them where to go stuff themselves, suddenly you are important to them, such loyalty as yours deserves recognition and now you've got it.
Don't worry though, I'm sure there are many more just like you from all the political faithful of all parties.
You are now doing more for your party than you ever did as a member, you have them thinking, admitted at the moment they are only thinking how can we get this scmuck to restart paying into the party funds, but it's a start.
You never know, Central Office may at this very moment be planning to send your mate PB around either to butter you up a bit more or else to reclaim a diary they sent by mistake, (if your lucky they will admit it was their fault and won't expect you to reimburse the cost of postage, but don't hold your breath).

jaysay 16-12-2011 08:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956171)
Well, it's certainly a plan, though hardly a cunning plan.
All those years paying into their funds as a faithful card carrier, who was willing to go out and spread the word door to door and what did it get you?

Ziltch, Nada, sweet fanny adams.

You tell them where to go stuff themselves, suddenly you are important to them, such loyalty as yours deserves recognition and now you've got it.
Don't worry though, I'm sure there are many more just like you from all the political faithful of all parties.
You are now doing more for your party than you ever did as a member, you have them thinking, admitted at the moment they are only thinking how can we get this scmuck to restart paying into the party funds, but it's a start.
You never know, Central Office may at this very moment be planning to send your mate PB around either to butter you up a bit more or else to reclaim a diary they sent by mistake, (if your lucky they will admit it was their fault and won't expect you to reimburse the cost of postage, but don't hold your breath).

Weren't a mistake Less, the bumph started Dear John:D:D

MargaretR 16-12-2011 09:07

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956172)
Weren't a mistake Less, the bumph started Dear John:D:D

It can't be the first time you've had a Dear John letter;)

jaysay 16-12-2011 09:20

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 956178)
It can't be the first time you've had a Dear John letter;)

Ya but you'd never have had the chance to send one:p

Less 16-12-2011 10:50

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956182)
Ya but you'd never have had the chance to send one:p

Oh, I'm sure she's sent plenty,

Dear John,

No that's too personal, it would start:-

Dear whom it may concern,

PLEASE NOTE, this is not a circular.

I have just had the results back from the STD Clinic, & therefore have had to add your name to the list of bulk appointments I have been advised to arrange.
You are urgently advised not to break the chain, just copy it out and send it to at least 10 of your conquests. Within three weeks your efforts will be rewarded with enough appointments to, if not cure at least contain the outbreak of a very virilent strain that so far has beaten all medical Sciences known antibiotics, ( I myself have not completed the course of medicines, preferring a mixture of acupuncture, zen readings and a very large amount of pink sea salt spread liberally over the affected area, (the sea salt has minerals essential)).

Thank you for your time and you can feel proud to know you are now part of what will be the largest chain mail group ever recorded.

P.S. I suggest you buy shares in the post office their prices are about to go through the roof!

susie123 16-12-2011 11:07

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 956198)
Oh, I'm sure she's sent plenty,

Dear John,

No that's too personal, it would start:-

Dear whom it may concern,

PLEASE NOTE, this is not a circular.

I have just had the results back from the STD Clinic, & therefore have had to add your name to the list of bulk appointments I have been advised to arrange.
You are urgently advised not to break the chain, just copy it out and send it to at least 10 of your conquests. Within three weeks your efforts will be rewarded with enough appointments to, if not cure at least contain the outbreak of a very virilent strain that so far has beaten all medical Sciences known antibiotics, ( I myself have not completed the course of medicines, preferring a mixture of acupuncture, zen readings and a very large amount of pink sea salt spread liberally over the affected area, (the sea salt has minerals essential)).

Thank you for your time and you can feel proud to know you are now part of what will be the largest chain mail group ever recorded.

P.S. I suggest you buy shares in the post office their prices are about to go through the roof!

Another priceless post Less, thanks for really making me smile.

susie123 16-12-2011 11:37

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 956202)
Another priceless post Less, thanks for really making me smile.

By the way Less how's the back?

Less 16-12-2011 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 956215)
By the way Less how's the back?

It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

susie123 16-12-2011 12:28

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)
It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Yeah that should do the trick.

mobertol 16-12-2011 12:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)
It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Alcohol is a good muscle relaxant -should help break the vicious circle of pain -> tensing up-> more pain!

Has your travelling Father Xmas been on it too? It's making me feel queasy!:D

jaysay 16-12-2011 17:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)
It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Ya Less the finest pain killer known to Man:beer58::beer58:

jaysay 16-12-2011 17:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 956221)
Alcohol is a good muscle relaxant

Ya lots of blocks know that on a Saturday night:D:D

cashman 16-12-2011 20:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956304)
Ya lots of blocks know that on a Saturday night:D:D

Wasn't aware blocks could drink?:D

DaveinGermany 16-12-2011 20:57

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956304)
Ya lots of blocks know that on a Saturday night:D:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 956344)
Wasn't aware blocks could drink?:D


It's just Jay, talking blocks as usual Cashy. :s_aim1:

Mick 17-12-2011 06:13

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If your back is still bad less get some pink salt and rub that on it seams to cure all:)

Margaret Pilkington 17-12-2011 07:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 955864)
Maybe Conservative HQ have been reading Accyweb and it's a thankyou for the party political broadcasts you post . ;)....ere I wonder if Margaret has got her's yet? :D

Are you trying to be funny, because I'm not laughing....adding a smiley doesn't take the sting from the barb.

jaysay 17-12-2011 09:25

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 956390)
Are you trying to be funny, because I'm not laughing....adding a smiley doesn't take the sting from the barb.

Don't let Mancie bother you Margaret, he's usually like that, when he's been drinking, shame really

Margaret Pilkington 17-12-2011 13:34

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he doesn't bother me as such, I just think his attempt at humour is a bit off the mark.....well, for me it is.


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