2011 Awards
 

First The Golden Gaffe Award
Jeremy Clarkson----Shoot the striking protesters outburst.

Second The Hearing Aid Award
David Cameron/George Osborne---90% of experts telling them for the last 18 months exactly what there policies would bring.

Third The Convenient Amnesia Award
Rio Ferdinand/Ryan Giggs-----Forgetting his wedding vows.

Forth The Pinnochio Award
David Cameron-----I'm not going to radically alter the NHS and I'm not going to touch the pensioners cold fuel allowance.

Five Where Did All The Money Go Award
Burnley Football Club/Venks at Blackburn Rovers/British Bankers.

Six The Arrogance Award
Patrice Evra and others from Manchester United saying they will be embarrassed to play in the Europe League.

I'm sure Accywebbers will be able to add there own to this post

With help from D Entwistle.