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My eye was caught by this article in the Mail online today...

What a NUMBSKULL! Self-styled 'Mad Dog' with full-face tattoo spared jail after stealing metal for scrap | Mail Online

Call me a reactionary old fossil if you wish, but I cannot for the life of me see how this braindead idiot hopes to get on in life. I mean tattoos on your arms or chest is one thing. I'd even go so far as to say one on your bum is ok, but your face?

Needless to say the halfwit is on benefits and probably has been since he left school. Looking like he does I would say that it is a racing certainty that he will still be drawing benefit up to the day he applies for his pension.

What employer in their right mind would even pause to consider whether to give this clown a job?

I despair, really, I do.

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But isn't that the point, he does not want a job. After all he can say any employer is discrimiating against his human rights to be a numpty.
Absolute idiot

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Didn't it used to be illegal for a tattooist to tattoo someone above their wrists and neckline?

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Apparently not, luv. Just inadvisable.

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Hold on, how did this numpty afford his tattoo, luv.
Or was it a case of how could you charge for that, luv

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OK, sweetie.

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Errm, he sells noxious substances for a hobby, allegedly, luv.

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To understand the 'luv' thing, have a read of the the thread 'Terms of Endearment', Michael luv.

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he may have tricked the tattoo artist and done a handstand and asked to have his arse tattooed :)

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I already have, sweetie. My term of endearment is sweetie, sweetie!

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Ohh! Way to go Micheal, sweetie, luv.:D:D:D

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Are you suggesting that stealing metal and selling drugs are not considered as acceptable full time jobs today?
The man is self employed, for heavens sake!

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He's only self employed if he pays his tax and national insurance, luv...

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Looking again at him, I have a question, luv.
Who would sleep with this fool? Luv

Not me, I'd be awake all the time, too frightened to close my eyes!

Matron (as in a carry on endearment, Ooooh! matron!!!)

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Well somebody must have, luv. The article says he has two kids!
As the sainted Ena Sharples was heard to comment; "Eeeh, It's a funny old life, and there's nowt as queer as folk"

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:D:DThat really slayed me Gordon:D

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To be honest Bob I think this obsession with tattoos has got out of hand, every time you see a football match I bet there will be half a dozen plays with their arms covered in tattoos, they look grotesk, I always think they need a good wash. I have never been tempted to have one myself, I just don't like them, but I suppose its each to his or her own

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I can't say that it has ever appealed to me, either, luv. I have a fairly low pain threshold and besides I prefer my men Natural. I think what is even worse is seeing women plastered with the things. Euuurgh, how common.

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Of course there is a business opportunity there for anyone with the money to invest - tattoo removal. I spotted a place in Blackpool that opened up the other week offering laser treatment. Apparently it is quite successful, luv.

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I remember seeing this man on the Jeremy Kyle Show at some point last year I think - his girlfriend was complaining about the state of him - apparently he'd had the tattoos done after they got together.
He didn't come across as the brightest lamp on the street!

Never been tempted until perhaps now, I think I may have Edinburgh tattood across my forehead, I believe that is a popular one, plenty of military interest.

Chuck.

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What do some people use for brains?
I'll give you a clue - it is in their pants pocket(front, not back and it isn't a wallet)

This guy would be no oil painting without the tattoos, but they haven't improved what nature gave him.
Scary, proper scary.

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Theres a good un in Blackburn,which i have used, tis very expensive though cos yeh can need 8-10 sessions fer complete removal, n they will only do 1 area at a time, its more painfull than havin em on, so best advice is "Don't" in the first place, Bit late fer this braindead creature though.:D

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Ok, now you have broached the subject, you have to spill all the beans. Where was it, what did it look like, and why did you have it done in the first place, luv?

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Instead of the usual Love and hate on his knuckles i bet it was Lovey-Dovey. He's such a luv is Cashy (either that or MUM in a heart - a classic!):D

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my isn't he a looker, I think he's improved his face with the tattoo mask, cause looking past the tattoo he's such an ugly chav !

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here's another stunner ! Attachment 19028 he calls himself an artist & fashion model, and im claudia schiffer!!

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On the back of me hands Bob, They didn't look that bad,considering I'd had em on oer 35 yrs, n as fer why, seemed a good idea at the time. Thing is though, yeh can wear the best whistle in the world n never look dressed up.;) As fer what they were, quite a few accywebbers may well remember,but you won't cos yeh never met me, or least doubt if yeh have.:D

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Ya you can see bosses falling over themselves to give that chap a job;)

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The sad sap's actually a father.

How any future grandchildren view the stupid old man, with the skeleton face, is anyone's guess.

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I was actually thinking the same thing myself Rindi, I just thought if I'd have been so reckless and had my face tattooed like that, my grandkids would run a mile if they saw me, the thing is they think they look good. There's a program on one of the Sky Channels called Miami Ink about tattoo parlours, I watched it once when I was bored, what a mess some of these people are, not only that they have piercings all over their bodies too:eek:

Hmm, my Grandkids tend to run away when I get close...

I haven't got any tattoos, could it be 'cos I'm always asking to borrow their pocket money?

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Thats a good tip,cheers less.:D

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Ya why didn't I think of that:D

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He looks a proper fool, although I suppose he is sorted for Halloween parties for the rest of his natural! Bet it was painful too, not much fat on your face. Me and the child enjoy watching the tattoo progs, Miami Ink, LA Ink and London Ink, mainly to laugh at the end results although some of the portraits (mainly by Kat Von Dee) are really good. It's such a permanent thing to have, you need a really good design and really good artist other wise it's potentially going breasts skywards. ( as with my ex-husband's tattoo of a tiger with a squint....):rolleyes:

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I know this fella, he's my check-mate.
Crazy Checkers Tattoo Man ~ Damn Cool Pictures

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That guy must seriously have a screw loose:eek:

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That is so funny I cant stop laughing, what a pillock, I wouldn't mind but it looks so amateurist like a kids drawn on his face with a black marker.