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jaysay 20-03-2012 10:06

Work and Pensions Translators
 
165 languages to claim benefit

This must be the only country in the world that does this, how to claim benefits in 165 languages, if people come to this country the first thing they should do is learn the flaming language, if I went to live in Spain, if I wanted an translator I'd have to pay for it myself,

Wynonie Harris 20-03-2012 11:52

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 978990)
if people come to this country the first thing they should do is learn the flaming language

Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir! ;)

Eric 20-03-2012 12:00

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 979005)
Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir! ;)

Nice one:D I suppose one of the 165 languages is "Gobbinish";) Jay seems to be making the transition to English quite well.

Less 20-03-2012 14:30

Just think about it.

If we didn't have translators charging the same per hour as people that get the dole per week, our unemployment figures would be even worse!

jaysay 20-03-2012 17:41

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 979005)
Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir! ;)

Well I can't drop all the malaproisms Wyn, it would take away so much fun for the other members:D

Wynonie Harris 21-03-2012 07:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 979058)
malaproisms

Love it, mate! Karma sent! :D

jaysay 21-03-2012 08:31

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 979109)
Love it, mate! Karma sent! :D

See I'm like Rindi, give give give that's me:Dkeep smiling, thanks for the K Wyn

Less 21-03-2012 09:47

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 979125)
See I'm like Rindi, give give give that's me:Dkeep smiling, thanks for the K Wyn

You are nothing like rindy he has a firm grasp of the Queens English, (which of course is Polari), anything to do with it he can get his tongue around wihout any hesitation.

Whereas you I'm afraid would fail miserably if given the long sentences to repeat from the Janet & John books!

:)

jaysay 21-03-2012 09:51

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 979140)
You are nothing like rindy he has a firm grasp of the Queens English, (which of course is Polari), anything to do with it he can get his tongue around wihout any hesitation.

Whereas you I'm afraid would fail miserably if given the long sentences to repeat from the Janet & John books!

:)

I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off:D

Less 21-03-2012 10:01

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 979141)
I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off:D

Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).
;)

jaysay 21-03-2012 10:05

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 979143)
Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).
;)

Carry on like this Mr and I'll spike your drink when I finally make it to the Railway:rolleyes::)

Less 21-03-2012 11:23

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 979141)
I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off:D

Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).
;)

Wrighty 21-03-2012 11:48

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Sack all translators , closed the borders! & get rid of all the immigrants! .. job done & saved a fortune of taxpayers money .. easy to solve the problem.

Eric 21-03-2012 15:02

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 979141)
I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off:D

Pretend that you are Canadian, and claim that you have a right to speak in whichever one of the official languages that you feel like using;)

jaysay 21-03-2012 17:53

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Originally Posted by Wrighty (Post 979165)
Sack all translators , closed the borders! & get rid of all the immigrants! .. job done & saved a fortune of taxpayers money .. easy to solve the problem.

Then what would all those civil rights lawyers do Wrighty, no more legal aid cases, back to house conveyancing, how would they survive:rolleyes:


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