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jaysay

26-05-2012 10:38

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 994072)

But HBC are international aren't they ? Surely Germany is within their scope ? I mean, come on, who was it who bombed the Lanky Chippies ? :D

Well ya I mean Germany is much nearer than the sub continent:rolleyes:

Ken Moss

26-05-2012 10:42

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 994066)

Don't start.

Germany's a bit too far for the Deputy Leader of H.B.C. to travel to easily, to tell you to keep your gob shut, because the gypsies didn't make off with the benches that were removed, and damaged beyond repair, as part of the 'experiment' to rid Accy of alkies.

;)

Another 'source' story.

You have evidence, of course?

jaysay

26-05-2012 10:45

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 994075)

Another 'source' story.

You have evidence, of course?

you have evidence to the contrary, of course:rolleyes:

Ken Moss

26-05-2012 10:47

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 994078)

you have evidence to the contrary, of course:rolleyes:

No, but I'll happily admit it.

Others won't, they'll just post something that may not be true on the internet over and over.

lancsdave

26-05-2012 10:51

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 994043)

If this is all about deprivation then surely it should be what have we got that Nelson hasn't - Accy is too good to be included?

I moved from Nelson to Accrington for a better life, which gives you some idea of the state of Nelson :D

jaysay

26-05-2012 10:52

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 994083)

I moved from Nelson to Accrington for a better life, which gives you some idea of the state of Nelson :D

See you bypassed Burnley:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D

susie123

26-05-2012 10:54

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 994083)

I moved from Nelson to Accrington for a better life, which gives you some idea of the state of Nelson :D

Having never been to Nelson I'm not really in a position to judge so it's good to hear from one who knows.

garinda

26-05-2012 18:40

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 994075)

Another 'source' story.

You have evidence, of course?

Er...yes, of course.

Your little chum, the Deputy Leader of H.B.C.

I was informed yes, I was correct, irreparable damage did occur, whilst the benches were removed, during this 'experiment', undertaken to rid the town of alkies.

No, I was incorrect, no one told the gypsies to come and take them away afterwards, as my source had said happened.

Unannounced home visit.

Stomp, stomp. stomp.

Thud, thud, thud.

Bang, bang, bang.

'Ve demand das silence'.

I felt like poor Anne Frank.

garinda

26-05-2012 18:46

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 994171)

I hope a fellow Labour councillor is a reliable enough source for you Kenneth?

They wouldn't tell porkies.

Neil	26-05-2012 19:19

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 994171)

Unannounced home visit.

Stomp, stomp. stomp.

Thud, thud, thud.

Bang, bang, bang.

'Ve demand das silence'.

I felt like a Anne Frank.

You did eh? :rolleyes:

garinda

26-05-2012 19:55

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 994176)

You did eh? :rolleyes:

Yes.

I even swallowed my gold tooth, before being brought down from my hidey-hole in the attic.

;)

Margaret Pilkington

26-05-2012 21:05

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We also failed with the bid for money to upgrade the Victorian arcade...not doing too well are we?

Neil	26-05-2012 22:14

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 994192)

We also failed with the bid for money to upgrade the Victorian arcade...not doing too well are we?

Sarcastic comment warning.

Why not fill in the funding application for them next time and see how well you get on?

End of sarcasm :rolleyes:

garinda

26-05-2012 22:17

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 994192)

We also failed with the bid for money to upgrade the Victorian arcade...not doing too well are we?

Still, the council provided the press with a few headlines, whilst there was a small chance their bids might be successful.

I've sold my story, which is being published next week.

'How I'm going to spend my lottery millions - If only I'd won it, or even bought a ticket.'

:rolleyes:

garinda

26-05-2012 22:21

Re: Portas Pilot

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 994196)

Sarcastic comment warning.

Why not fill in the funding application for them next time and see how well you get on?

End of sarcasm :rolleyes:

You said that so charmingly.

You're booked.

We'd like you for the voice-over, on the next film.

:D

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