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I don't know whether anybody else has noticed, but reporters do ask some reely stupid questions. No more that the reporter who shouted at Phil the greek yesterday when he was leaving hospital "are you better sir" "well I wouldn't be going home if I wasn't" doh:D:D

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Just because he leaves hospital doesn't necessarily mean he is well - 'better' maybe.

Many people get discharged because they prefer to die at home.

Statistically the chance of dying increases around the date of the birthday.

Celebrate your big day as if it's your last... it may well be - Science - News - The Independent

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I always think it's wiser to use a fire extinguisher, rather than blow your candles out, once you reach eighty.

:balloon2::cake::nky::balloon2:

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Amazing, yeh sure acquired the art of saying stuff to cheer people up Margaret. Whilst i don't doubt the stats, I'm sure glad it aint my Birthday soon.:D

Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of life - YouTube

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I have no fear of death, so the prospect of it doesn't make me gloomy.

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I aint either but some folk do.:rolleyes:

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Me neither cashy and I've shaken hands with it on a few occasions already:rolleyes:

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Say a little prayer for me, I am 81 in a couple of weeks time!!!!

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Just report back that yer still batting jim n that'll do.;)

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You've a few good seasons in ya yet Jim, you'll be around to see Rovers back in the Prem and rid of the Cowboys and Indians:rolleyes: