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Less 21-05-2013 07:57

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Perhaps the good folk of Hyndburn would like to nominate me to stand at the next General Election?
I have no policies, no intention of improving anyone's lot except my own, wouldn't be involved in expenses scandal because, I probably wouldn't even attend the big house.
The advantages?
1 less on benefits, I would still post on AccyWeb so you can curse your MP personally for doing nothing to improve any situation you have a grievance about, Oh! I might just protest about a £10,000 increase after all compared with what I exist on at the moment the wages they get could keep me in a far more comfortable manner than the one I am now used to.


We'll need a name for this party any suggestions? (keep in mind that, New Labour, Conservative & Liberal Democrats have already been taken).

I've found a Logo for the party:-


Mick 21-05-2013 08:00

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How about "The New Railway Party"?

:hehetable:thepint::thepint::thepint::bar:


We could then have a "Party in the Railway":thepint:

jaysay 21-05-2013 08:45

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 1059820)
How about "The New Railway Party"?

:hehetable:thepint::thepint::thepint::bar:


We could then have a "Party in the Railway":thepint:

With Less as leader Mick:eek::eek::eek::D

Mick 21-05-2013 08:52

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Yep why not he will be able to afford to buy a round of drinks once a month then:D:thepint:

that's if he keeps his hearing aids turned up

jaysay 21-05-2013 09:02

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 1059828)
Yep why not he will be able to afford to buy a round of drinks once a month then:D:thepint:

that's if he keeps his hearing aids turned up

Only once a month, what about the other 3 weeks Mick, still down to you:D

Less 21-05-2013 09:05

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1059826)
With Less as leader Mick:eek::eek::eek::D

Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...mo-fishing.jpg

Mick 21-05-2013 09:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1059833)
Only once a month, what about the other 3 weeks Mick, still down to you:D

All his constituent's will have to pay for the other weeks
That's why they would vote him in...to buy his beer not spend there benefits on silly things like bedroom tax or food or gas and electric

http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s8977.gif

jaysay 21-05-2013 09:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1059834)
Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...mo-fishing.jpg

Now that would be a long distant left wing leader Less:D

Less 21-05-2013 09:30

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So, I couldn't be bothered to contact my advisers and have therefore botched together an Election Policy.

1. I promise that I will do absolutely nothing in an open an honest manner before and during my elected period.

2. Well, there is no 2. I've already broken my promise in 1.
:mad:

jaysay 21-05-2013 09:42

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1059844)
So, I couldn't be bothered to contact my advisers and have therefore botched together an Election Policy.

1. I promise that I will do absolutely nothing in an open an honest manner before and during my elected period.

2. Well, there is no 2. I've already broken my promise in 1.
:mad:

Perfect;)

Less 21-05-2013 09:51

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1059851)
Perfect;)

It's hard work doing this politicking, I think I'll have to go and meet a couple of my potential constituents down at the Party Office.

By the way, anyone willing to slip a little bit of cash under the table for the Party funds is welcome to call in. (The more you contribute the bigger the party will be).


http://rlv.zcache.com/its_a_party_ha..._8byvr_512.jpg

jaysay 21-05-2013 09:56

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1059853)
It's hard work doing this politicking, I think I'll have to go and meet a couple of my potential constituents down at the Party Office.

By the way, anyone willing to slip a little bit of cash under the table for the Party funds is welcome to call in. (The more you contribute the bigger the party will be).


http://rlv.zcache.com/its_a_party_ha..._8byvr_512.jpg

Think you'll have to move the meeting to Mallard Towers Less:D

accyman 21-05-2013 10:33

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less you will get my vote as long as you prommise to be a bare face liar and go back on your word when it maters most that you dont

unless you are preppared to do that i dont se eyou having a future in politics especially if you want to be the hyndburn MP

Eric 21-05-2013 12:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1059834)
Good Heavens no...

I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's?

I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line.

Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent...

Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years?
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...mo-fishing.jpg


Nice pic of me ... but who's the tory-blue icehole to my left:confused::D

Less 21-05-2013 13:21

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1059877)
Nice pic of me ... but who's the tory-blue icehole to my left:confused::D

Perhaps that is open to as much speculation as any other Tory icehole?
Bound to be a prophet in there somewhere!


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