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Perhaps the good folk of Hyndburn would like to nominate me to stand at the next General Election?
I have no policies, no intention of improving anyone's lot except my own, wouldn't be involved in expenses scandal because, I probably wouldn't even attend the big house. The advantages? 1 less on benefits, I would still post on AccyWeb so you can curse your MP personally for doing nothing to improve any situation you have a grievance about, Oh! I might just protest about a £10,000 increase after all compared with what I exist on at the moment the wages they get could keep me in a far more comfortable manner than the one I am now used to. We'll need a name for this party any suggestions? (keep in mind that, New Labour, Conservative & Liberal Democrats have already been taken). I've found a Logo for the party:- |
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How about "The New Railway Party"?
:hehetable:thepint::thepint::thepint::bar: We could then have a "Party in the Railway":thepint: |
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Yep why not he will be able to afford to buy a round of drinks once a month then:D:thepint:
that's if he keeps his hearing aids turned up |
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I couldn't be leader, whom would I blame for my inaction's? I need a proper leader for the party, a Chairman with plenty of backbone that can shrug off my complaints of towing the party line. Someone with a long reach but plenty of distance from the scum erm I mean good folk I represent... Eric, Oh, Eric, are you doing anything for the next few years? http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...mo-fishing.jpg |
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That's why they would vote him in...to buy his beer not spend there benefits on silly things like bedroom tax or food or gas and electric http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s8977.gif |
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So, I couldn't be bothered to contact my advisers and have therefore botched together an Election Policy.
1. I promise that I will do absolutely nothing in an open an honest manner before and during my elected period. 2. Well, there is no 2. I've already broken my promise in 1. :mad: |
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By the way, anyone willing to slip a little bit of cash under the table for the Party funds is welcome to call in. (The more you contribute the bigger the party will be). http://rlv.zcache.com/its_a_party_ha..._8byvr_512.jpg |
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less you will get my vote as long as you prommise to be a bare face liar and go back on your word when it maters most that you dont
unless you are preppared to do that i dont se eyou having a future in politics especially if you want to be the hyndburn MP |
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Nice pic of me ... but who's the tory-blue icehole to my left:confused::D |
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Bound to be a prophet in there somewhere! |
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