There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

...as a town with no pubs.
It seems a water main has burst on Abbey St. Due to which town centre is dry and most of the pubs shut.
I suspect it isn't to do with hygiene as much as having to sell full strength beer!

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well it is the sabbath.:D

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

Well get him to turn what little water is left into wine, then you won't have to listen to me whine!
:(

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Too late mate, yeh shoulda told me fore i went to mass.:D

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You poor hard done to Lad! Means you've got to drink them cans of cheap Belgian lager you bought as a carry out & waste your time, at home, on here, with us Riffy-Raffy types! :D

With the exception of that there Cashmeister, as he keeps telling us he's some kinda NobbyNob cultured article & above us Pheasants! In fact, he only comes on here to rough it with us Scuzzbuckets & bring his shining light into our dismal existences! Gawdblessyer, yer 'oner! :s_aim1:

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Nice un Dave, sod all wrong wi a man that knows his place.:D:alright:

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

Well, it seems water is now back on but at low pressure, I'm trying to help by not washing my hands after using the toilet.

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See always no thought given to yer own wellbeing, Just the way yeh are.;)

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

Well, yes, but it does get me into trouble, one selfish swine was in there, he complained about no hot water, when I offered him some of mine, he declined most sharply!

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

May as well add it to this thread.

Observed today, I was taking another relief break at the urinals, when in came a young man pressing the buttons on his mobile, (one of those types that has the sound turned up to full just to let you know he's using it).
He then starts peeing and talking into the phone at the same time, (the phone isn't in hands free mode and there are times when urinating we need both hands).
Less than 10 seconds into a conversation with his beloved, he says, "hang on love, I'll have to ring you back, I'm peeing down my jeans".
I bet that impressed her, the only time he has spare to let her know where he is, is in the toilet!

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See yeh always get Class in accy.:D

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Well you could have washed your hands in the toilet after it had flushed...

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

Typical impractical woman, it's a urinal, had it been a toilet the thing won't flush without water.
No wonder your sex need to sit down, can't think on your feet!
:)

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Typical man, doesn't say what he means. If you had said urinal I would have known...

:):):pain30:

There's Nothing So Lonesome...
 

Typical woman, just because I said toilet to be polite, blames me for miscomprehension, (bet that's spelt wrong), anyway, unless you have been a cleaner in the past, what have you been up to that makes you so knowledgable about urinals?
:o