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Less 06-09-2013 15:03
What Can You Do? What Can You Say?
 
There I was my favourite pub, my favourite corner, minding everyone else's business by ear wigging, a normal day.
Then, a host, a crowd, of single mothers, with push chairs, gathered around me.
The fact that every second word began with f and ended with k didn't worry me too much, the English language is quite complex, if you haven't lived here for a couple of thousand years you can be forgiven that your children's, children haven't quite got the hang of it and need to substitute what they aught to know with what they have been brought up with.

The thing was, they were waiting for their children's father to arrive, it seems he had just spent 15 months due to our good queen 'bess the two's generosity for giving her pleasure to life's idiots.

He arrived, so did even more single mothers, I could stand no more, they all commented most sincerely about how he had gained weight and how even, pearly white his teeth are and he replied that he had put on two stones AND had his teeth fixed by the prison dentist.
I think, I'll have to do what he has done (not the single mother thing), the 15 months for GBH, he claimed that if he had gone for good behaviour the dentist wouldn't have had time to finish the job.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Boeing Guy 06-09-2013 15:17
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One does wonder what our once great nation has become......

Retlaw 06-09-2013 15:22
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1074660)
There I was my favourite pub, my favourite corner, minding everyone else's business by ear wigging, a normal day.
Then, a host, a crowd, of single mothers, with push chairs, gathered around me.
The fact that every second word began with f and ended with k didn't worry me too much, the English language is quite complex, if you haven't lived here for a couple of thousand years you can be forgiven that your children's, children haven't quite got the hang of it and need to substitute what they aught to know with what they have been brought up with.

The thing was, they were waiting for their children's father to arrive, it seems he had just spent 15 months due to our good queen 'bess the two's generosity for giving her pleasure to life's idiots.

He arrived, so did even more single mothers, I could stand no more, they all commented most sincerely about how he had gained weight and how even, pearly white his teeth are and he replied that he had put on two stones AND had his teeth fixed by the prison dentist.
I think, I'll have to do what he has done (not the single mother thing), the 15 months for GBH, he claimed that if he had gone for good behaviour the dentist wouldn't have had time to finish the job.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
F in hell.

Less 06-09-2013 15:44
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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 1074664)
F in hell.
Not wishing to be critical, but shouldn't that be...


F in K?
:eek:

cashman 06-09-2013 15:49
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Ah but the encouraging bit is they seem to have learnt sentences?:rolleyes: yeh can always find a positive, even wi slappers.:D

Gremlin 06-09-2013 15:59
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That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.

cashman 06-09-2013 16:05
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Originally Posted by Gremlin (Post 1074677)
That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.
Those things are likely the main topic everywhere i reckon, Pity "Not 1" of the parties will really do anything positive about things. Though doubt if a certain Jock will admit that.:(:rolleyes:

Less 06-09-2013 16:11
What Can You Do? What Can You Say?
 
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Originally Posted by Gremlin (Post 1074677)
That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.
Pardon my ignorance, but which club?

Ooooh, maybe I don't want to know, ripping up bedsheets and getting Lancsdave to emblazon KKK on my pillowcases might not be my scene.

jaysay 06-09-2013 17:15
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I wonder why there were so many single mothers there to greet this guy, maybe they were bringing the kids to meet daddy:rolleyes:

flashy 06-09-2013 18:31
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was thinking the exact same thing myself John

Restless 06-09-2013 19:34
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F & K jay.. that made me laugh

accyman 06-09-2013 19:46
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jeremy kyle is currently running repeats so expect more less

take note they may be on the next batch of j/k with a title not too dis-smilar to my fella cheated while in prison

Neil 06-09-2013 22:29
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1074678)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gremlin (Post 1074677)
That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.
Those things are likely the main topic everywhere i reckon, Pity "Not 1" of the parties will really do anything positive about things. Though doubt if a certain Jock will admit that.:(:rolleyes:
I think you have mentioned UKIP before (sorry if it wasn't you).

Here is a link to their immigration policy Immigration

They want to freeze immigration for 5 years ( it mentions some exceptions)

Restless 06-09-2013 22:37
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Originally Posted by UKIP MP's

We're not Racialists
just another reason I won't vote for em

Neil 06-09-2013 23:21
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1074760)
Quote:
Originally Posted by UKIP MP's

We're not Racialists
just another reason I won't vote for em
So you would vote for them if they were racists :confused:

Restless 06-09-2013 23:29
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 1074771)
So you would vote for them if they were racists :confused:
Some of them were on video saying the word(that is not a word) racialist(as far as I know) Do I want these people deciding on whether we should nuke the world(far fetched example) Answer is no. Mostly because I am not racist myself...

Neil 06-09-2013 23:33
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1074774)
Some of them were on video saying the word(that is not a word) racialist. Do I want these people deciding on whether we should nuke the world(far fetched example) Answer is no.
Do you want any of them deciding that? Sometimes it looks like trying to pick the best of a bad bunch. It's ok reading manifestos but do you trust the parties to stick to them?

Restless 06-09-2013 23:41
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 1074775)
Do you want any of them deciding that? Sometimes it looks like trying to pick the best of a bad bunch. It's ok reading manifestos but do you trust the parties to stick to them?
I would at least like the decision to be in the hands of someone more intelligent that myself, as low as that is. :D at least I know the word is racist and not racialist.

I know you have a point. I don't do politics usually. I haven't made a serious vote yet. But. I could never vote for what appear to be BNP offshoots

jaysay 07-09-2013 13:27
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 1074775)
Do you want any of them deciding that? Sometimes it looks like trying to pick the best of a bad bunch. It's ok reading manifestos but do you trust the parties to stick to them?
Can you point out any party that's kept to their manifesto Neil, I sure as hell can't, as for being against immigration that's not racist is call looking after your own and when they are all their needs are satisfied, then start allowing others in, over the last 30 years its been an upside down policy, i.e. open the floodgates and you lot can wait till the rest of the world has filled their boots:mad::mad: Why is it that they strive so hard to come here, because we are the soft touch:mad:

Retlaw 07-09-2013 14:21
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1074849)
Can you point out any party that's kept to their manifesto Neil, I sure as hell can't, as for being against immigration that's not racist is call looking after your own and when they are all their needs are satisfied, then start allowing others in, over the last 30 years its been an upside down policy, i.e. open the floodgates and you lot can wait till the rest of the world has filled their boots:mad::mad: Why is it that they strive so hard to come here, because we are the soft touch:mad:
One way to stop it is compulsory sterilisation, and those who are already here, limit to two children or sterilisation.

jaysay 07-09-2013 14:27
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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 1074861)
One way to stop it is compulsory sterilisation, and those who are already here, limit to two children or sterilisation.
Only yesterday CPS decided not to prosecute two doctors who were doing selective abortions on gender basis, one can only think if the mothers were born and bred English of Christian decent, the decision would probably have been a little different:mad:

accyman 07-09-2013 15:55
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1074774)
Some of them were on video saying the word(that is not a word) racialist(as far as I know) Do I want these people deciding on whether we should nuke the world(far fetched example) Answer is no. Mostly because I am not racist myself...
most polititions are the same infact UKIP may or may not use naughty words to describe ethnic minorities but i can guarentee you the snobby up their own arse too good for us polititions have nasty names for us but we dont have laws protecting us from name calling.

as an example some tory lot would call us oik's but its not a crime to do so and is infact laughed upon on panel shows yet call a person of pakistani origin the shortened version of that word and all of a sudden its a race crime lol

just pray the scottish dont click on or we will all be racist for saying scotts

Gremlin 07-09-2013 19:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 1074681)
Pardon my ignorance, but which club?

Ooooh, maybe I don't want to know, ripping up bedsheets and getting Lancsdave to emblazon KKK on my pillowcases might not be my scene.
Your ignorance is pardoned less.
It's a Club I use which keeps out undesirables. No sheets or pillowcases involved.

Guinness 07-09-2013 23:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1074774)
Some of them were on video saying the word(that is not a word) racialist(as far as I know) Do I want these people deciding on whether we should nuke the world(far fetched example) Answer is no. Mostly because I am not racist myself...
I think you'll find that racialist was in fact the correct word and that racist is a condensed term that has become the accepted norm.

Are you seriously deciding to spend your vote on whether someone says snickers or marathon?


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