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westendlass 11-05-2014 09:00

Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Just got up this morning to find out Austria's Conchita Wurst has won Eurovision. This contest just gets funnier every year. Perhaps England should take a few tips and go for shock value in future seeing as we always end up being pelted with manure from the rest of Europe. :o

westendlass 11-05-2014 09:02

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
That should read United Kingdom by the way and not England.

Margaret Pilkington 11-05-2014 09:16

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
I gave up watching that farce of a competition sometime around 1972.
Winning something, by the dint of being something that looks different is a poor way to go.
It really has not been about the songs or the singing for so long now.

maxthecollie 11-05-2014 09:26

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Too many gimmicks. The show is utter rubbish.

DaveinGermany 11-05-2014 09:30

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It's a Bloke! I had the good fortune to be sitting in a barn yesterday evening with friends, getting rascally drunk, so avoided the whole" Eurovision humiliation contest". :)

westendlass 11-05-2014 09:38

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Sounds like you enjoyed the better option Dave. I conked out at 9 o Clock and missed it too, fortunately.

Margaret Pilkington 11-05-2014 09:40

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
I saw a brief clip on Sky this morning....he/she had better rely on looks because there is not much in the way of a singing voice.

Accyexplorer 11-05-2014 10:06

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
The Eurovision program scores "nil pwa" from me.

accyman 11-05-2014 10:50

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
next years eurovision will be won my a midget walking on to the stage,taking a dump on the floor and strumming his guitar once before walking off stage..

thats if jackass dont do it first

accyman 11-05-2014 10:53

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
just seen a picture of the guy...

talk about lack of origonality hes clearly ripped off kenny everett

http://asnailinmypocket.files.wordpr...rett-40471.jpg

davebtelford 11-05-2014 12:12

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
What does "Europe" think of the UK? - Russia 7th / UK 17th. Vote UKIP !

westendlass 11-05-2014 12:14

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Reminds me of Dana International, the transsexual who won it for Israel a few years ago. How come Israel was allowed to enter anyway? Thought it was part of the middle east.

westendlass 11-05-2014 12:16

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by davebtelford (Post 1105863)
What does "Europe" think of the UK? - Russia 7th / UK 17th. Vote UKIP !

I've never felt part of Europe anyway, I think that's what the rest of Europe thinks about us too.

Boeing Guy 11-05-2014 12:34

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Russia is not part of Europe.......unless they are rolling into Berlin......

DaveinGermany 11-05-2014 12:50

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Boeing Guy (Post 1105875)
Russia is not part of Europe.......unless they are rolling into Berlin......

They've been there, done that & got the stolen goods to prove it! :D

accyman 11-05-2014 13:06

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Boeing Guy (Post 1105875)
Russia is not part of Europe.......unless they are rolling into Berlin......

maybe some and i mean a handfull of legitimate european counties are begining to forgive us for our illigal wars and invasion of iraq so the eurovision has had to seek votes elsewhere to ensure that we get the message that we are the filth of europe and merely a dumping ground for their waste and unwanted

techincally germany is teh head of europe and we are located perfectly for been its arsehole right at the far end.

the only people who seem to think the UK been part of europe is a good idea are those who come here for free cash and medical treatment and corrupt polititions

westendlass 11-05-2014 14:43

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
How our forefathers would cringe.

accyman 11-05-2014 14:49

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by westendlass (Post 1105908)
How our forefathers would cringe.

theres people still alive today who have to see all they and their loved ones fought for urined away by the likes of our MP's.Polititions like to give speaches about our parents and grand parents bravery on rememberance sunday then spend the rest of the year urinating on their memories

pallyman 11-05-2014 17:48

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
I thought the runners up were rather good,but the winner played on Dana international:)

walkinman221 12-05-2014 16:23

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
It made me smile that his/her second name is sausage:D As for the rest of it i'm afraid lifes to short:rolleyes:

mobertol 12-05-2014 17:04

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
I just saw the voting as I'd been out that evening (thank goodness!). Here in Italy they were convinced that their contestant, Emma, was one of the favourites and she came 21st... They then got themselves all in a twist about her final performance as you could see her golden knickers!
As to the winner I did a double take thinking it was an elaborate joke of some sort. Aren't the Austrian's suppoed to be well - a bit strait-laced?
One in the eye for Russia being beaten by a bearded beauty in a lamé dress and high heels, given their stance on those of non-conformist/dubious sexuality - I wonder if "Ms Sausage's" performance was censored over there...and if they're now thinking of expanding their campaign in the Ukraine to include the Austrian upstart.
:uzi: :Banane22: :kill:

kestrelx 13-05-2014 17:31

Re: Bearded 'lady' wins Eurovision.
 
Resembled the iconic image of Jesus - which got up the noses of the Russians who found it offensive - ;)


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