Originally Posted by Morecambe Ex Pat (Post 1128259)

Not all Australians are idiots, I met one once who could nearly tie his shoe laces.

With regard to Morecambe, how dare you say we leave our dead in bus shelters. Environmental health no longer allow that and insist that the dead people are moved within 48 hours due to the spread of diseases. As for the traffic lights, they were stolen ages ago along with the railings on the sea front, The Broadway Hotel and The Elms Hotel. The rest was washed away in the great storm of 2013.

I dare say that history will prove that we treat our locals a lot better that the Australians have treated theirs over the years.