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Not a Corrie watcher...

no,seriously..the wife was watching it and I could hear it in the background (that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

I believe Sally Webster is now on the council and I heard a comment from her to the effect of 'ah but I know better, after all I'm a community figure'

Now either there's an enormous coincidence going on, or one of the scriptwriters has been on this site and has taken inspiration and poetic licence from some previous comments made by Jonesy and Mossy.

Someone has majorly hit the nail with the head of the hammer!

I await with bated breath for Sally to claim that she lives in a village tower, represents 95% of Baldwins Casuals, gets dementia and thinks she lives in 'xxxx'

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Will she also be quoting from public opinion polls about the 95%? Which uneducated plebs can't find even with a severe googling. Then ignore any pleading to produce proof of this grand snippet of expert knowledge?

She might even be shown to go against one of her main electoral promises?

It would have to be a subject close to the heart of the nation at the moment, something like well, along the lines refusing to allow a referendum on something. Whatever it is she can claim that only 5% of the electorate would be able to understand enough to be capable to vote even though her education isn't any better than anyone else's due to that great leveller introduced in the sixties, Comprehensive Education.

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Just be thankful she's not a Deutsche Frau with a Cromwellian mercenaries haircut, then you would have problems! ;)

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That description is Joan of Arc, surely?

Are lesbians allowed to vote?

(More to the point, an I allowed to joke about lesbians, they seem fanatical about everything).

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Less, Less, Less, Miss De Arc was a Frogess, Frau Merkel is a Krautling & not a hint of Lesbolianism anywhere! I know that to us "Little Englanders" all Johnny Foreigners look alike, but apparently there's a difference.

As to the voting issue, I suppose if they're born Lesbeans, they can vote in the Lesbos elections. :D

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Excuse me? I have been a les from birth, these butch females have only been that way from pubescence, Me a life times dedication, proves them to be mere amateurs, I would lick them all given the chance.

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Ah, so you're a Lesbean too?

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Please read carefully, then comment.

Or if you wish to survive, don't poke them with the blunt stick nature gave you and designed them for, a lesbian is one of natures miracles, born without a funny bone.

Duck, Duck now, Nah, probably too late we're both DOOMED.

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If they're proper Lesbeans, my or anyones blunt stick wouldn't get anywhere near them! ;)

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I seem to remember a couple that were that way inclined, until they met a guy with a yacht, suddenly they became bi-sexual.

So you see, there is a cure, just depends how much money you throw at it!

:eek:

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if charged with a hate crime would the headline read Less offends Less's ?

or would that be too obvious for accy's media outlet ?