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As we get to a certain age there comes a time when some of the chaps need a bit of help downstairs. Using the little blue pill as prescribed by the GP and now available over the counter at Boots for £20 for 4 (so I am told) and they come in a plain brown bag is not without its own element of risk so here are a couple of pointers I picked up from friends of mine that use it.
Firstly stick to the tablets. no mistake as to what or how you take a tablet. A friend of mine got the liquid in dropper form and inadvertently put them in his eyes. He did say they made him look hard though!
Secondly if purchasing from Boots and served by a lady in order to prevent causing her any embarrassment use the default "tube of toothpaste please" line. Experienced staff will however realise what you really want and ensure the requisite tablets and a packet of condoms are put in the same bag together with the toothpaste.
Lastly and this is most important to remember particularly when it comes to the male ego. Using the blue pills will not make you Casanova or James Bond for that matter but for a short time they will make you Roger Moore.

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Oh BJ.....you are a card!

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Oh thank you Margaret. Just a thought. I got my hair cut today as I'm away for a couple of weeks so have to look my best. Anyway I go to this really cool trendy barbers. Now cool and trendy is what barbers used to be like. Remember Kemp and Smiths on Manchester Road well its that kind of thing. Anyway as I am the oldest thing in there apart for the retro furniture (should say at this point I go because Jo (female) my lady barber does the best haircut this side of the Hiroshima scorch mark ) But I digress. A group of other customers lads in their early twenties were all talking about going to India for a hair transplant as it costs only wait for this £2000 as opposed to £8000 in the UK. Now its strange how many young people are losing their hair in their twenties so methinks there is something in the water now that wasn't around when I was younger. However I digress again. So at this point I chip in to the conversation offering some sage advice passed onto me by my dad which he got from our neighbour who was as bald as a coot. To avoid the embarrassment of buying and wearing a bad wig and to save money our neighbour would draw rabbits all over his bald head because from a distance they looked like Hares.

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They say the old ones are the best....in this case they were wrong!
Yes, I am old enough to,remember Kemp and Smiths too.

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remember the barbers years ago asking me if i wanted something for the weekend. my reply at the time was just a home win for pools.

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I favour Viagra in liquid form. I get home from home, or sometimes from a night out, and pour myself a stiff one.

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just have a good imagination.

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MH I remember as a kid going to Kemp and Smiths with my dad and another place on Nutall Street towards the Wellington Street end to get our hair cut and the barbers asking my dad the same question. Of course we were left footers but at the time I remember my dad squirming as he replied "Not today thanks" and nodding at me. I was intrigued why the never asked me but I was about seven at the time. Ahhh The innocence of youth!

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I used to go to Quick Nicks = Joe Simpsons on Lodge St if i had to wait behind one or two Joe would always ask that question, never asked me.:confused: never gave it much thought to be honest, if i had i would still have had no idea!:D

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Joe - dpn't change yur name to Richard.