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janet 28-01-2005 15:54

How lanky are you
 
Try this little test people, see if you are really a down to earth lancashire person.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/competitions/lanky/

Mick 28-01-2005 16:02

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Thats too easy janet 10/10 for me
so owdoo sethie later

Tinkerbelle 28-01-2005 16:13

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8/10 Didn't know the doorstop one or the powfagged one

Busman747 28-01-2005 16:13

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Only 7/10 for me:rolleyes: ...but don't forget I am still a foreigner (almost a year now in sunny Accy:p )

Mick 28-01-2005 16:16

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hey busman i came from preston 16 years ago and still an outsider at times
time will tell hehe

Less 28-01-2005 16:37

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Your Final Score: 10 out of 10

You might as well get a whippet and a flat cap and complain about your gout.

me whippets got gout after it chewed me flat 'at does that count?

park381 28-01-2005 16:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
8/10 Didn't know the doorstop one or the powfagged one

Ah dear as bin powfagged fer a long time...........10/10 born an bred in blackburn
but lived or this end fer 40yrs
:wave8:

WillowTheWhisp 28-01-2005 17:00

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I'm disputing the doorstop one.:D To me a doorstop is that thing at the back of the door that stops it banging the wall! The other thing I call a doorstep.

I'm not over keen on their definition of moither either because it's not quite what they say it is, because that can be done in ways other than moithering.

simon 28-01-2005 17:17

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Your Final Score: 10 out of 10

You might as well get a whippet and a flat cap and complain about your gout.



Powfagged was a bit touch and go ;) And I do not want a whippet they shiver too much :)

Less 28-01-2005 17:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by simon
I do not want a whippet they shiver too much :)

Not if you tie a nori to it's neck & chuck it int' cut!
:cool:

ANNE 28-01-2005 17:45

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It were 10 out a ten fer me to.
But willow's correct it should b a doorstep not a doorstop.
I would love a whippet or Greyhound.
Bi foor
Mick met me he didnt know wot a maiden or a pon were.
He lived int posh part an were a spoilet brat.
The spud pie was called a prata pie when I was growin up.

WillowTheWhisp 28-01-2005 18:00

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We had praties Anne. :) I think they were an Irish influence. Did he know what you meant if you asked him to "utch up chuck" ?

I still have to translate for Busman sometimes but it works the other way round too when we go "dahn sahth"

mez 28-01-2005 18:04

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there was dockers butts as well they were very thick slices of bread, mostly with jam on. i got 10/10 too

lettie 28-01-2005 18:30

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Decided to have a sken at the quiz and got 10/10. I'm powfagged now.:D

lindsay ormerod 28-01-2005 18:41

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10 /10 for me too; I put it down my Grandma Dora who sang lullabies to me in Lanky twang!

Sparkologist 28-01-2005 19:12

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An easy 10/10 for me. I put that down to me being a mongrel hybrid. Mutha was from Blackburn & Fatha was from Hapton, so I got a broad education regarding the Lanky twang.

entwisi 28-01-2005 19:45

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Aye, 10/10 here too. But I disagree with you Willow, it is a Doorstop.

Margaret Pilkington 28-01-2005 19:48

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No..... it is definitely a DOORSTEP, but I got it right.....10 out of 10......I put it down to my age......lots of folk talked broad lanky when I was growing up.
It was an easy quiz.

simon 28-01-2005 20:35

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I also think it was doorstop...but I grew up in manchester..;)

Margaret Pilkington 28-01-2005 20:55

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We also called very thick butties 'a sore hand' but don't ask me why because I haven't the foggiest.

park381 28-01-2005 21:39

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OK here's one

Oven Bottom, Tea Cake, Muffin, Barm Cake. Depends wer tha hails fra :confused:
or a bag o troden ons :confused:

park381 28-01-2005 21:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
No..... it is definitely a DOORSTEP

Yep think yer correct with that one ;)

Busman747 28-01-2005 21:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by park381
OK here's one

Oven Bottom, Tea Cake, Muffin, Barm Cake. Depends wer tha hails fra :confused:
or a bag o troden ons :confused:

This is where I really struggle!! Down south, we ask for a roll and get what is to you Barm cake or tea cake. A roll Oop 'ere is a tiny little thing:confused: A tea cake is a little round spongy cake usually vanilla or chocolate flavoured:rolleyes: ........
And when are your chippies going to start selling Savoloys!!:(

park381 28-01-2005 21:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Busman747
A tea cake is a little round spongy cake usually vanilla or chocolate flavoured:rolleyes: ........

Na, vanilla or chocolate don't go wiv chips :D

Less 28-01-2005 21:55

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'tint int tin

park381 28-01-2005 21:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
'tint int tin

wich tin dosta mean then:confused:

WillowTheWhisp 28-01-2005 22:03

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If 'ti'nt int' tin wur issit?

WillowTheWhisp 28-01-2005 22:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkologist
An easy 10/10 for me. I put that down to me being a mongrel hybrid. Mutha was from Blackburn & Fatha was from Hapton, so I got a broad education regarding the Lanky twang.

Small world Sparky! Me Mam cum from 'apton an'all. Me Dad from Accy an I wur born i' Blegburn!

park381 28-01-2005 22:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
If 'ti'nt int' tin wur issit?

Hasta lost tin thin, al smac yer ****

Busman747 28-01-2005 22:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by park381
Na, vanilla or chocolate don't go wiv chips :D

Nor did gravy...for the first 51 years of my life! Then I came Oop north:D

Busman747 28-01-2005 22:29

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Regarding a previous post by "Moi" Is there ANYWHERE in Lancs that sells savaloys??

Willow is so intrigued (she tried one and hated it) she has suggested that next time we travel south, we call at every (almost) chip shop to find the most northerly one that sells them:rolleyes:

park381 28-01-2005 22:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Busman747
Nor did gravy...for the first 51 years of my life! Then I came Oop north:D

Ah well lad ther strange folk up here :D

Busman747 28-01-2005 22:31

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I used to be a "ketchup" man;)

WillowTheWhisp 28-01-2005 22:34

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What do you mean "used to be" ????

Acrylic-bob 29-01-2005 07:09

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I am pleased to be able to announce that I too qualify for the flat cap, whippet and gout. That was a bit too easy really though.
I had always been under the impression that thick sandwiches were called doorstops precisley because they were thick enough to put in front of an open door to stop it closing. When I was younger, I had to suffer one of these made with Lancahire cheese every afternoon on my return home from school. It was like trying to eat a slice of mattress, they took ages to eat! Although I am something of a cheeseaholic and will try anything, the more obscure and "ripe" the better, I cannot now look at Lancashire cheese without feeling sick.

Terry 29-01-2005 08:05

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Well I got 9/10. Never heard of a thick sandwich being called a doorstop/step.

Probably 'cos I never had a thick one.:o
Sken didn't mean 'look' to me. Skenning was when one deliberately crossed ones eyes as in cross-eyed and grandma would yell at us telling us not to sken or we would stay like that:D

chav1 29-01-2005 14:06

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i thought it was meant to be t****y not lanky...?

ime not that old but ive worked with many older folk who always refered to it as talking t****

and no the T is not a typo lol

edit:

it seems the word i meant triggers the anti swear thing lol

i meant T W A N K Y and T W A N K where the stars *** are

Cafu01 29-01-2005 18:36

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9/10 for me

park381 29-01-2005 18:58

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Wonder how we would get on with a scouse quiz ;)

WillowTheWhisp 29-01-2005 19:28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1
i thought it was meant to be t****y not lanky...?

ime not that old but ive worked with many older folk who always refered to it as talking t****

and no the T is not a typo lol

edit:

it seems the word i meant triggers the anti swear thing lol

i meant T W A N K Y and T W A N K where the stars *** are

I've heard it called Lanky Twang.

park381 29-01-2005 19:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
I've heard it called Lanky Twang.

Think the word Twang applies to any area of the country, or indeed areas within a county, like there's a different twang, between blackburn, darwen, bolton, manchester and so on.
have friends that moved down here from Glasgow 30 years ago, an I still can't understand them. :eek:

vorlon24 29-01-2005 21:25

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Is that when you've been twangoed?


Sorry, that's a terrible pun, but another one I wasn't able to resist!

park381 29-01-2005 21:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vorlon24
Is that when you've been twangoed?

Can't answer that one
:rolleyz8: :rolleyz8: :rolleyz8: :rolleyz8: :rolleyz8:

MUMMIBOO 29-01-2005 21:55

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well i only got 8/10 but then im only 27. Its like a whole new language.

Margaret Pilkington 29-01-2005 22:05

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another one for you 'shurrup or I'll skutch thi dinner up'

Margaret Pilkington 29-01-2005 22:08

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slopstone, ladin' tin, donkey stone, chunnerin, I'll think of some more in a bit

park381 29-01-2005 22:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
another one for you 'shurrup or I'll skutch thi dinner up'

Margaret, whats "skutch"...........is it clear up thi dinner
thought I'd heard most of the twang, but thars cum wiv a new un there:confused:

Margaret Pilkington 29-01-2005 22:19

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No it is a punch in the bread basket that would make you sick your dinner up..... it was a taunt used by kids many, many moons ago.......they used to shout things like that, but I never actually saw anyone do it. I should add that I am only 17 really......i just have 40 years experience!

Margaret Pilkington 29-01-2005 22:31

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When I was little..... if we were caught listening to adult conversation and asked who they were talking about, my mother used to say 'im int neet wi't rag arm'.... to translate this it meant 'him in the night with the rag arm'.....it used to fair frighten me to death......another one was, if we asked what something was for, Mother used to say 'layo'ers for meddlers and crutches for lame ducks' and I haven't a clue what this meant other than stop asking daft questions.

Margaret Pilkington 29-01-2005 22:33

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The parish lantern was the moon, and the parish candles were the stars. Oh don't get me going.

WillowTheWhisp 29-01-2005 22:53

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Do other people "side the table" after they've eaten a meal? That was one which puzzled Busman.

Busman747 30-01-2005 00:00

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Oh gosh, How absolutely riveting people......;) ..........

On a more serious note, since moving up north, I have noticed that the "slang" differs from town to town even though they may be only a few miles apart. I am slowly beginning to recognise "Burnley" bods from "Accyites" by the way they speak! Down south, there are many dialects but there is a gradual change as you travel 30/50/80 miles, but Oop 'ere, you only have to visit a neighbouring town to hear a completely new language! No wonder that there is so much controversy over the meanings of words on the web site introduced by Janet............:D

gemz 1 30-01-2005 13:19

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8/10, not THAT bad! :eek:

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 13:21

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you can tell the difference between folk from Burnley, Blackburn, Darwen and Bolton.....as you say Busman they all have a slightly different accent.

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 13:22

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Yeah...... a moggy here is a cat, but in Manchester it is a mouse.
We all speak English though don't we?????????

gemz 1 30-01-2005 13:34

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don't start me on that, my fella is from manchester and he calls a t cake a barm! oh the arguments!!!

simon 30-01-2005 13:40

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Gemz1 your man is right !!!!!!!

A TEACAKE is a barmcake with currants in it

gemz 1 30-01-2005 13:42

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not again, please don't!!!!!!!!

park381 30-01-2005 13:42

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A'll ha ta go dollystone step after that

:confused: :confused:

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 13:46

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Park..... shouldn't that be donkeystone????? there was Reckitts Dolly Blue.......good for wasp stings as well as washing.......the dollytub and posser were dragged out every Monday morning and the copper was lit to boil the water, the washboard and hard green soap(bought off a block from the Co-op) and then the clothes mangled to remove excess water...... then if it was wet the clothes were hung on the rack over the kitchen fire......Tuesday was ironing day!

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 13:47

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No wonder Grandma was thin... she worked in the weaving mill too!

park381 30-01-2005 14:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Park..... shouldn't that be donkeystone????? there was Reckitts Dolly Blue.......good for wasp stings as well as washing.......the dollytub and posser were dragged out every Monday morning and the copper was lit to boil the water, the washboard and hard green soap(bought off a block from the Co-op) and then the clothes mangled to remove excess water...... then if it was wet the clothes were hung on the rack over the kitchen fire......Tuesday was ironing day!

Ay tha reet Margaret, me mind aint wat it used be, oh that green soap me mam used that.
Monday wash days, meant a sarny lunch, cold meat butties left over from sunday.............................happy memories
:bleedht: :bleedht: :bleedht:

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 14:33

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Oh yes......I remember it too.....everything steamy and smelling of green soap.
Takes you back eh? and like I said I'm only 17!

Terry 30-01-2005 15:13

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Here's a few words I remember. Mank. Skrikin. Lakin. spell. pill. slutch. joabin.(joabin thi socks) fourpeny one. lug.


Trouble is that when I left Accy 40 odd years ago and arrived in Melbourne I had to lose all my dialect and slang in order for the aussies to understand me. At the mo I speak with with what can only be described at best as a mongrel accent. Although I can still speak Accy which is as pure and unadulterated as it was 40 years ago. I have noticed that in Accy the dialect has somewhat changed over time and lost alot of slang and the more obscure dialect. Thankfully, there are many people who are trying to preserve it. To me it is a beautiful language all on its own, and I'll never forget it.

WillowTheWhisp 30-01-2005 16:23

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Nah then sithi. Tha's doin a'reet.

What does "joabin thi socks" Mean? The only pill I know of is a tablet. Is that slutch as in muck or something else?

park381 30-01-2005 16:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
Nah then sithi. Tha's doin a'reet.

What does "joabin thi socks" Mean? The only pill I know of is a tablet. Is that slutch as in muck or something else?

Mank / work
Skrikin./screaming
Lakin./ playing
pill./ ball
Think thats what they mean, don't know bout the others :confused:

sarnie boy 30-01-2005 16:58

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lug i think is your ear
its still that today to some of us

WillowTheWhisp 30-01-2005 18:05

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As in "Pin back thi lug 'oiles!"

Margaret Pilkington 30-01-2005 19:44

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Lugs are ears...... but luggs are knots in your hair. Like when you get up in a morning and your hair is luggy(sometimes said as loggy).
If Grandad had been out and had a few he came home stotherin' drunk or oxo-ing......and the cure next morning was a Yorkshire oyster(an egg) taken raw with a shake of alicker(vinegar).

fibi 31-01-2005 08:52

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9 out of 10 got number 10 wrong....

Poodle 31-01-2005 17:35

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ok i got a whopping 10/10 not to put shame on the quiz or anything but im actually a yorkshireman born and bred and i still work ova yonder hills :P

Margaret Pilkington 31-01-2005 19:22

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Well done Poodle...... I think you probanly qualify to be an honorary lancastrian now(ducks to avoid the missile....wheeeeeeeeee!)

park381 31-01-2005 19:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Well done Poodle...... I think you probanly qualify to be an honorary lancastrian now(ducks to avoid the missile....wheeeeeeeeee!)

Hey Margaret, steady on now he's a yorkshireman............................:rose8:

Margaret Pilkington 31-01-2005 19:37

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Yeah but if he got full marks in the quiz there must be some in him some lancashire in him somewhere....... maybe his dad had a bike! lol

park381 31-01-2005 20:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Yeah but if he got full marks in the quiz there must be some in him some lancashire in him somewhere....... maybe his dad had a bike! lol

Possible :D

slinky 31-01-2005 20:29

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10/10 for me and it is doorstop for a sandwich;)

Poodle 31-01-2005 20:42

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*beats your lancashire hot pot and hollands pies around with his yorkshire puddun*

park381 31-01-2005 21:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Poodle
*beats your lancashire hot pot and hollands pies around with his yorkshire puddun*

Now theres a thing "yorkshire puddin", should it be served with roast beef an gravy, or is it a sweet, served as an after or puddin :confused:

Terry 01-02-2005 10:28

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Sorry owd fettlers. Just caught up. Joabin thi socks.... When you are idly standing there and you are constantly lifting your foot in and out of your shoe or whatever. Grandma sez it weers em oawt. Thi socks I mean. Slutch is mud or wet muck. Lug ,... to carry or cart about. Ears as well. Lakin in the sense. "Is owd fred still lakin about. (knockin about. Still alive) Spell... splinter in hand

Pill... daft ******. Other meanings as already mentioned. :) It also eventually got extended with.. ock on the end.

IMY 01-02-2005 11:01

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8/10 Got the doorstop one wrong and the powfagged ;)

Steven 04-02-2005 16:36

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10/10 for me i thought it was easy except the doorstop one which i guessed

Margaret Pilkington 04-02-2005 19:22

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Terry......my gran used to use a similar phrase but instead of joabin'...... it was chovin' and it came from the weaving mill.....if the warp was weaving badly and sort of wearing away..... it was called chovin' and it commonly occured at the selvedge.

Margaret Pilkington 04-02-2005 19:23

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I suppose there were lots of little differences like that......depending which locality you came from.

park381 04-02-2005 19:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I suppose there were lots of little differences like that......depending which locality you came from.

"Pill... daft ******" /that was always a ball
"Is owd fred still lakin about. (knockin about. Still alive)" /are you lakin today/are you playing today.
Like you say, it depends where you come from, which area of Lancashire, the twang and meaning differs between blackburn and burnley, or accy.

Margaret Pilkington 05-02-2005 21:03

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Park.... with reference to your question about Yorkshire Pudding......it was always served separately at our house and the kids were told that whoever ate the most yorkshire pudding would get the most meat...... but by the time you had a plateful of yorkie pud with gravy you hadn't much room for meat.
We also had it with sultanas in and sprinkled with sugar..... but that was a rare treat.

grannyclaret 04-03-2005 18:28

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did this one on burnley web ,i got sken right but it said it was wrong.,,,grrr in burnley if you ask for a teacake you get a plain one ,if you ask for a teacake in blackpool you get a currant one , plain teacakes are balmcakes,there.....

West Ender 04-03-2005 19:32

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I only just saw this thread. Had a go and I got 10/10. Not bad when I left Lancashire 43 years ago. Just goes to show you can take the woman out of Lancashire but you can't take Lancashire out of the woman.

Re: Yorkshire Pudding. The first time I visited my future in-laws in Bradford I was a bit puzzled when Yorkshire Pudding was served, with just onion gravy, as the first course for Sunday lunch. My mother in law said it was a Yorkshire tradition - they fill you up with it then you won't want so much meat. She used to make it in a huge square tin and always saved a piece which my father in law would eat cold, spread with jam, for supper. Ugh!

Grannyclaret, you're spot-on about teacakes. Here we call them balmcakes - a teacake has fruit in - but in Durham they call them stotty cakes if they're large or baps if they're smaller but north of Newcastle they are all baps no matter what size. Pay attention I will be asking questions later. In North Yorkshire they are flourcakes and a teacake has fruit in but is spicey too. My aunt, who was a baker (in West End), made teacakes but called them muffins but in the Midlands it's ovenbottom cakes because a muffin is more like a crumpet but a crumpet is a pikelet. :confused:

One thing I found odd when I first moved here. I would say someone was "bonny", meaning good-looking, and get funny looks. It took a while before I realised that around the Warrington area "bonny" means fat. I haven't come across that anywhere else in England.

Sara 04-03-2005 19:55

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10/10 but didn't realise moither was lancashire, got it correct though.

rockrabbit 04-03-2005 19:59

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9/10 didnt realise doorstop was a butty and that fettle one was a guess ive heard people say how you fettling before but it didnt mean in the way that question asked

ANNE 04-03-2005 22:44

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When I first met Mick, he called his Mam's maiden a cloth's horse and didn't know a pan was a pon.
I thought he was a posh spoiled brat when I first met him.
He thowet I warr es common as muck tha knows.
Nah he's as bad as I am.
A con remember evin a bath in fronta fire on a frida neet.
Mi nan ad a dolly tub out back wi a posser an a mangle.


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