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THOTH 23-02-2005 08:32

One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Will just paste this without comment -- what dare I say anyway ?

>WORDS WOMEN USE
>******************************
>FINE
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
>Need to shut up.
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
>minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
>helping around the house.
>
>
>NOTHING
>This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
>be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
>
>GO AHEAD
>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
>LOUD SIGH
>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
>"Nothing"
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
>welcome.
>
>Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
>avoid if they re member the terminology!
>
>And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
>
>
>You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.
>
>For example:
>
>
>
>
>1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
>can see right through them.
>
>
>
>
>2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
>warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
>buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>
>
>
>
>3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
>
>
>
>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
>light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
>
>
>
>5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>
>
>
>
>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
>
>
>
>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>
>
>
>
>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
>
>
>
>
>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
>years, but it's handy to have around.
>
>
>
>
>10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
>consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.




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slinky 23-02-2005 10:07

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
LMAO I had a good giggle at these welldone hehehehe!:rofl38:

Dean 23-02-2005 10:27

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
nice one THOTH

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 11:27

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
its all so true

Tinkerbelle 23-02-2005 11:33

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by luke orourke 1988
its all so true

We know :rofl38: !!!!!

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 11:34

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
see what we ave to put up with :)

slinky 23-02-2005 11:35

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by luke orourke 1988
see what we ave to put up with :)

but you lot love it!!!!!!!:D

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 11:37

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
:engsmil: pmsl

Dean 23-02-2005 12:24

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
wat luke??????

pendy 23-02-2005 12:26

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Yup - five minutes. This is what it would take us if it were not for someone in the background asking:-

1. Where is my [clean/blue/evening/striped] shirt?

2. Have you seen my [cufflinks/wallet/black tie/clean underpants/socks.......]?

3. Can you help me do this up?

4. Where did you put the [invitation/directions/my shoes .......]?

And then of course comes .......

"Aren't you ready yet?"

(Of course in the meantime we have probably given instructions to the babysitter, left a contact number, made sure there is enough food/soft drinks in the fridge to satisfy said babysitter, and of course got ourselves ready - and you boys don't even have to put make-up on!)

stanerlee 23-02-2005 12:28

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
pendy's right you know i do it all the time

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 12:28

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
whassup dean
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean
wat luke??????


Dean 23-02-2005 12:35

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
i'm ok thanks you



Quote:

Originally Posted by luke orourke 1988
whassup dean


luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 12:38

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
not bad just at college waitin for the bus TILL 5PM. its flamin so annoyin i hate it.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean
i'm ok thanks you


pendy 23-02-2005 12:40

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Once again, we are getting a thread highjacked by general conversation! If you want to chat, go to the chat room. That is what it is for!

Dean 23-02-2005 12:41

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
catch a different buz

so how do you like the site

i'm on the buz @2

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 12:41

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
sorry pendy but it doesn't wotk at my college
Quote:

Originally Posted by pendy
Once again, we are getting a thread highjacked by general conversation! If you want to chat, go to the chat room. That is what it is for!


luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 12:44

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
i like this site its cool. and i can't catch a diffrent bus because;


1. this college is in the muiddle of nowhere

2. theres no bus stops. ive to wait for a coach.

3. i don't know which bus to catch
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean
catch a different buz

so how do you like the site

i'm on the buz @2


Dean 23-02-2005 12:45

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
yes pendy we would but does it work at this hour i was going to suggest going to the forum above this luke

shiny gem 23-02-2005 13:27

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
thats boys for you!!! always wasting our time!!! lmao!!!

great thread!!! lmao!!! soooo true!!!

rockrabbit 23-02-2005 13:34

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shiny gem
thats boys for you!!! always wasting our time!!! lmao!!!

great thread!!! lmao!!! soooo true!!!

is that why you now chat to MEN like me pmsl

WillowTheWhisp 23-02-2005 20:55

Re: One for the Boys -- and Girls
 
Or use PMs


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