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Acrylic-bob 03-03-2005 05:58

At last...it has a name
 
I have been wondering for some time what is "up" with me. Now I know. And in a spirit of equality, I am going to enjoy it to the full! You thought PMT made women tetchy - you aint seen nothin yet! Acrylic-bob has IMS!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...507796,00.html

Sparkologist 03-03-2005 06:21

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So what is IMS actually like, A-B? Like a rag-week compressed into one day?:rolleyes:

WillowTheWhisp 03-03-2005 07:19

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Now just because you've got a name for it that doesn't mean you have free reign to be as nowty as blazes A-b. :nono8: Women have had far more practice at this.:p

garinda 03-03-2005 07:27

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If A-B, joins a monastry will he get IMS at the same time as the other monks?
lt always amazes me that when women live together, very often their cycles go into tandem, so to speak!

Acrylic-bob 03-03-2005 07:31

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
Now just because you've got a name for it that doesn't mean you have free reign to be as nowty as blazes A-b.



Why Not?

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
:nono8: Women have had far more practice at this.:p

I learn fast!

Acrylic-bob 03-03-2005 07:32

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Originally Posted by garinda
If A-B, joins a monastry will he get IMS at the same time as the other monks?
lt always amazes me that when women live together, very often their cycles go into tandem, so to speak!

This is how wars start!:D

pendy 03-03-2005 17:17

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Never had PMT. I'm a bitch all the time .....

West Ender 03-03-2005 17:48

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My late husband suffered from IMS. It usually coincided with me asking him to do something, like "Just knock that wall down, love" or "Wire me a couple of double sockets into the kitchen, dear", and Sport being on the telly. ;)

WillowTheWhisp 03-03-2005 22:00

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I've got the opposite problem. Busman has a penchant for knocking down walls.

Busman747 03-03-2005 22:57

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
I've got the opposite problem. Busman has a penchant for knocking down walls.

Thats only because I suffer from I.M.S. Willow. I get the urge to drastically change something about once a month and now understand why (thank you A-b,:D ) so to keep harmony in the home, maybe it will be best to let me "take down that wall" otherwise, I willl get irritable and moany.........

Acrylic-bob 04-03-2005 05:29

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Think nothing of it pal, anything to help a fellow sufferer, perhaps we should form a group and apply for council funding.

lettie 04-03-2005 08:01

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I don't believe it! It has a name at last. My dad has suffered from this for years. He shows symptoms of this every day but we've always called it Victor Meldrew syndrome...:D

WillowTheWhisp 04-03-2005 13:35

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I thought they only got that after a certain age. ;)

Acrylic-bob 04-03-2005 15:11

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No, apparently you can get it at any age, it just gets more intense as you get older, isn't that right chaps?

West Ender 04-03-2005 15:55

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Originally Posted by lettie
I don't believe it! It has a name at last. My dad has suffered from this for years. He shows symptoms of this every day but we've always called it Victor Meldrew syndrome...:D

My son says his father-in-law, who suffers from IMS, is the roll model for Victor Meldrew. Things happen to him.

He lives in Southend and a couple of years ago a new sex-shop opened in a shopping centre nearby. There were protests and demonstrations outside the place but Alan's in-laws, out shopping, decided they'd go in and have a look to see what all the fuss was about. The shop was quite full of people and father-in-law was standing innocently looking at some items on a shelf when suddenly the door burst open and a woman stuck her head inside the shop, looked straight at him (ignoring everybody else), shouted "pervert" then slammed the door again. :D

Busman747 04-03-2005 16:03

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob
No, apparently you can get it at any age, it just gets more intense as you get older, isn't that right chaps?

Quite true A-b....BUT I DON'T BELIEEEVE IT;)

Sparkologist 04-03-2005 16:06

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This IMS malarkey could come in quite handy. It gives us chaps a totally legit' reason to throw teddy out of the cot, and have a hissy fit. What's even better, we can throw a strop any time we like, not just when the moon's full. ;) :D
Whether we would ever actually get away with this argument is another debate entirely. :rolleyes:

Tealeaf 04-03-2005 16:19

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Originally Posted by Sparkologist
This IMS malarkey could come in quite handy. It gives us chaps a totally legit' reason to throw teddy out of the cot, and have a hissy fit. What's even better, we can throw a strop any time we like, not just when the moon's full. ;) :D
Whether we would ever actually get away with this argument is another debate entirely. :rolleyes:

But are there any physical symptoms?

vorlon24 04-03-2005 16:21

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Yeah - wife and 2 kids!!!

lettie 04-03-2005 16:23

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Originally Posted by Sparkologist
Whether we would ever actually get away with this argument is another debate entirely. :rolleyes:

No, you won't get away with it.......:D :rolleyes: but nice try..

Sparkologist 04-03-2005 16:28

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Originally Posted by lettie
No, you won't get away with it.......:D :rolleyes: but nice try..

Sorry Dear.
Will you take that patent leather, thigh length, steel toe-capped boot, with the six inch chromed stiletto heel out of the small of my back, please? :o

Busman747 05-03-2005 15:53

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I may be suffering with IMS, but according to todays papers, there is a newly recognised disease called FWS.........and Willow is showing all the symptoms! :eek:

Quote from the paper:
"FWS, (Forthcoming Wedding Syndrome) is a condition that afflicts a woman, previously of sound mind, who suddenly becomes so focused upon her impending nuptials that her house could be burning down and she would refuse to leave until she got her hands on the file containing well ordered correspondence with everybody from bridesmaids, registrars and hotel managers to erm, sinister nail shaping people. In fact she would step over you to rescue it"

Oh yes, whatever it is, Willow has got it!!

Is there anyone out there that has gone through this with a partner and can teach me survival techniques?:confused:

WillowTheWhisp 05-03-2005 16:27

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I'm beginning to think it would have been a better idea just to elope to Gretna Green and not bother with all this palaver. :rolleyes:

Margaret Pilkington 05-03-2005 18:30

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My husband is afflicted with this syndrome.......and has been for about the last 7 years, but it is me who suffers. When I told him about this condition he had a 'thrommer' and said huffily 'there is nothing wrong with me'

Busman747 05-03-2005 21:54

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"Thrommer"??? Is that a northern thing Mrs P?


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