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he he he brilliant stories, thankyou, they made me feel a whole lot better :D

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enjoy the kids while they are little they grow up in a flash ...

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My son, Miles (now 26), when he was about 8 told me that when he was grown up he was going to have a Porsche. I said "That's great - will you take me out in it?" His reply, in all seriousness, was "Yes, Mummy, I'll come to the Home every Sunday and take you out"! So now I know ......

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:o My lovely little darling had Mummy cringeing in her boots again today, there was a knock on the door, my cute little girl girl goes to answer it and with the loudest voice you have ever heard come out of a 7 year old announces "MUM THERE'S A REALLY FAT LADY AT THE DOOR FOR YOU!" :o :o

They never teach things like that in sex education lessons at school or I may have stayed child free!

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My daughter did something a bit like that when she was about 4 years old.
We were on the bus going to Accrington and we were on the side seats near where the conductor used to stand (that dates me...!) There was a VERY pregnant lady sat on the opposite seat. My daughter was fascinated by her.......I used to tell my daughter that if she bit her nails they would collect in her tummy and her tummy would swell up and eventually she would go off with a bang.
The very pregnant lady got up at the Hospital to get off the bus. My daughter tugged on her dress and gave her a vey knowing look and said ' I know what you've been doing '
She blushed and got off the bus hurriedly.

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I was walking trough Accy years ago with my younger daughter,then aged about 4, now 35, when we turned a corner we almost walked into a very large black lady. We all had to stop. My daughter pionted right up at her astonished face and loudly proclaimed, "DADDY I'VE GOT A DOLLY LIKE THAT HAVN'T I" OOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!

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Didn't you just wish the ground would open and swallow you up......or better still the errant kiddie winkie....?

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Another time I was walking through the old asda on blackburn rd with my 3 year old son. We had parked the car and were catching the wife up.You know how kids have to touch and drag their hands over everything. Well you guessed it a young lady was bending over filling a lower shelf and his hand went just were it shouldn't. The young lady stood bolt upright with a start and glared at me in a very accusing manner. IT WAS HIM, I GASPED> A likely story she screamed and almost took a swing at me.. It was him honest !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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:rofl38: YEAH course it was Fireman :signntme: .......... so kids do come in handy when you need someone to blame :D lol!

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Why did I know I was making a rod for my own back. Ok it's open season girls steal my karma. I walked into it .

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Steal it! I tried to give you karma for having the sense to blame it on your lad :D

but it said I had to spread it around as usual :( !!

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Thanks for the nice thoughts x

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What am I saying. IT WAS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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i will give my kids away

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Yeah we believe you Fireman :w00t: ................. no honest we do :signntme: NICE TRY :laugh8: !!!