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panther 02-04-2005 18:50

Things that make you go emmmm!
 
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As anyone ever watched brainiac?? if so what makes u go emmm?:unsure8:

example: do blind people dream?,:confused: if spring water runs through moutains for centuries why do they have a sell by date? :idea: if any u lot have any things that makes u wonder plz tell.

entwisi 03-04-2005 20:46

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Why are water biscuits dry?

fireman 03-04-2005 20:56

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Why do people put warnings on Flammable Materiels stating HIGHLY INFLAMMABLE.

slinky 03-04-2005 21:39

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When you delete a text message......where does it go?????:confused:


And when you talk where do your words go to.?????????:confused:

WillowTheWhisp 03-04-2005 21:43

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Where does SPACE end and what happened before TIME began?






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fireman 03-04-2005 21:45

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how many ears has Dr. Spock

WillowTheWhisp 03-04-2005 22:17

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Originally Posted by slinky
When you delete a text message......where does it go?????:confused:

More to the point, when you send a text message that the intended recipient never receives where the heck has that one gone ????

cashman 03-04-2005 23:15

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why is good friday different every year? everybody has a date of birth,also a date of death,i'm not being funny or disrespectful,i just cannot get my head round that one.

chav1 04-04-2005 03:25

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Originally Posted by fireman
how many ears has Dr. Spock

3

left ear

right ear

the final front ear :D


how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work


when you dial 999 why do they ask what sevice you want , did i not make the fire big enough...?

vorlon24 04-04-2005 10:29

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Originally Posted by cashman
why is good friday different every year? everybody has a date of birth,also a date of death,i'm not being funny or disrespectful,i just cannot get my head round that one.

Easter is based on the lunar calendar, which is slightly different to our one.

I had a quick look on google, and found something which may help.

Clicky

JohnW 04-04-2005 11:18

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Why does sour cream have a sell-by date?:confused:

WillowTheWhisp 04-04-2005 13:30

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Why does someone look at an empty chair and say "Is anyone sitting there?"







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vorlon24 04-04-2005 14:00

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Why do people at McDonalds say 'enjoy your meal' when it is clear that they would rather stuff it up your left nostril (or some other dark place)

WillowTheWhisp 04-04-2005 14:06

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Why do they say "Have a nice day"? As if you are in control of whether or not the day you are about to have will be a nice one.

I'd love to have a nice day every day but it doesn't always work out that way. Sometimes it rains and you have no brolly.

chav1 04-04-2005 14:06

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why do people ring you on your home phone and ask where you are ...?

pendy 04-04-2005 15:45

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I did mention it once before - work out "Ears pierced while you wait" - how else?? - leave them, and call back later?

chav1 04-04-2005 16:04

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why do chips taste better when they are somone elses

lindsay ormerod 04-04-2005 19:02

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Why do men fail to find anything they are asked to look for? Think it summat to do with peripheral vision....

cashman 05-04-2005 08:14

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why do people say is it raining? when you have just walked in soaked,( brain dead or what!)

Neil 05-04-2005 18:50

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When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??

-pixie 05-04-2005 18:55

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Originally Posted by Neil
When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??

Blimey don't start the Cruelty to Cats brigade off again!:D

Tinkerbelle 06-04-2005 17:08

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?

pendy 06-04-2005 17:10

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?

Now THAT is much the same as "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Neil 06-04-2005 17:37

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it. Did it make a noise?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by pendy
Now THAT is much the same as "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

It sounds like this

WillowTheWhisp 06-04-2005 18:24

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Originally Posted by Neil
When you drop your toast it lands butterside down...when you drop a cat it lands on its feet........................what would happend if we buttered the cats back and dropped it??


This could be the answer to perpetual motion.

Neil 06-04-2005 21:48

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
This could be the answer to perpetual motion.

I am sure it is only a matter of time until Chav1 catches a cat and tries it for us :rolleyes:

panther 07-04-2005 18:26

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


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