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- - Inults (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f69/inults-9511.html)

Acrylic-bob

09-04-2005 06:21

Re: Inults

Winston Churchill of Clement Attlee: "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

WillowTheWhisp

09-04-2005 08:16

Re: Inults

Quote:

Originally Posted by pendy

"Sir, I am unsure whether you will die on the scaffold or of the pox!"

Response? -

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your Lordship's morals, or your Lordship's mistress!"

Nice one!

That was between the Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes.

I love this one:

"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."
(Somerset Maugham but no idea who he was talking about

panther

09-04-2005 13:59

Re: Inults

Are your parents siblings?

panther

09-04-2005 14:00

Re: Inults

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

panther

09-04-2005 14:04

Re: Inults

Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.:p

panther

09-04-2005 14:07

Re: Inults

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Margaret Pilkington

09-04-2005 18:04

Re: Inults

Panther I love that last one......gave me a real giggle. I will be using that from now on!

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