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Hi all, Happy New Year! Would anyone like to have an Ann Summers party? I dont know enough female friends to ask, the ones i have got have already parted!

Also has anyone got any funny games or stories from parties they have been too?

This thread is going to be moved now isnt it?:Banane20: :blush8:

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Are you planning to post a gallery?;)

Mmmmm mmmm MMMMM!


Just kidding!

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tut there's always one! By the way billcat it was John Irving (Garp et al) havent been able to get it out of my mind since xmas!:D

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I'll bet some very good money that there's considerably more than one!:p

Sings:
"Standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by,
Standing on the corner, underneath a moonlit sky,
Brother if you've got a rich imagination,
Give it a whirl, give it a try,
You're only standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by!"

Nothing at all wrong with looking, but don't run around pawing things!:eek:

Good old John Irving! Ususally a very good writer, sometimes a great one. Of course, he loves New Hampshire (as I do, having gone to college there and having my vacation home there), so I not only like the writing, but the settings are very familiar and more than a bit comfortable.

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Too true.


( By the way I have plenty of space if you need a venue )

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I've already got a rabbit so im ok:D :rofl38:

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We have two budgies !!

I think you have got confused the thread is about an Ann Summers Home Party not Pets At Home party :confused:

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oh dear.... contented maybe... I havent been to one but I have seen the stock :)

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I suppose you would think she got the wrong thread if she'd said a frog instead? (Ah, the innocence of it all),

P.S. female sanitary products ARE NOT a plastic washing up bowl and a scouring pad with lashings of fairy liquid, in case the topic ever gets mentioned elsewhere on accyweb.:D

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Would i worry u more if i said i had 6 fish too:rolleyes: :D

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Mmmmmm Mez mentioned about her having a frog - quite active seemingly:rolleyes: ;) :D

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I think you meant 'partied' dear lol
Ann summers coming to you from Kitty soon :D
got a few recruits already-recruits meaning 'd1rty b1tch3s' :D :D :D

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You know I wont be able to come, as the **** heads of Ossy need beer pouring for them........ but save me a catalouge. Ta muchly.

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no wonder ya got a smile on your face ;)

Lolly-we discussed this remember......
were all coming to ossy for a few after if i can drag them out :p

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I was shocked.. i saw the rabbit one and presumed i was deformed with a bit missing ... accymel knows what I mean :)

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LOL all us women know what you mean.....and if a woman says otherwise she is either lying or missing out ;) :D

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This is how rumours start :D

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Aye the rabbit can do 2 things at once & i dont think u quite got over the shock did ya hun;) :D

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:eek: I've got nearly as many sex aids as Ann Summers in my bottom drawer, let's just say it was perks of the job ;) :D

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:rolf38: explains the freudian slip earlier then:eek: :D

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Which one? They happen so often I loose track LOL! :o

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LOL well there was 2 today :D but remember the last one about telling me to just slip it in:eek: :rofl38:

DVD out soon :rofl38:

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....... :rofl38:

Ahhhhh yes :D you slipped it in perfect ;)

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:rofl38: Cool:D I did try to be gentle with it not to damage it with it being delicate an all ;)

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Mods can you unlock the door to the over 18's 'cus that is where this thread is heading :D

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Least u didnt ask them to slip it in did u:rolleyes: :D :rofl38:

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Noo 'cus that wouldn't command a fee of £50 for the explicit version like our does :D

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True point Mistress T Belle:D

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i do hope you both had the appropriate attire on today ???

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Appropriate? Me and mel? Your avin a laff :D

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:eek: by appropiate attire what does that mean:rolleyes: :D

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:rofl38: us??? never hehehehe:D

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well with all that slipping and sliding ..ahem... just wouldnt like to think of you to gettin a chill....... well not without me anyway:D

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Wayheyhey Cherokee want to join in & play now ;) :D

DVD extra upto £75 quid now:p:D

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No sliding ;) just slipping it in gently. We had a bit of a nibble going on from a third party too

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heehee......

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:rofl38: oh yeh hehehehehe that was more than a nibble pmsl!!:D

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I'm suprised my box is still intact after all that nibbling :eek:

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& licking It wasn't only the box that got nibbled:eek:

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OMG !!!!!Quick!!!!! let us in to the over 18s

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WHY? Mel was slipping the laptop back in it's box and the pup was being a pain keep nibbling at the box.

I know what you were thinking! You have a filthy mind cherokee :eek:

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Sheesh these people with mucky thoughts eh?

Pup was nibbling anything it could put its teeth too:rolleyes:

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Disgusting aren't they mel!

An innocent conversation regarding a laptop and pup and they twist it to being rude :eek:

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Very disgusting & even one wanted to join in in the sordid idea LOL!!!!:eek:


:rofl38:

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Notice she's gone very quiet now ;) :D

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Yeah But I Love Puppies And Laptops Heehee.....

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It was perfectly innocent (nudge, nudge, wink, leer) when tinks typed it.

And the ice skating rink in Hades is open for business.

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Of course Laptopas & Puppies, now why didnt I think of them!!! Lol!

Very entertaining part of the thread all the same.
Didnt want to get involved I thought the DVD price might just get way, way to pricey! Lol! :D :D

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This will be what me and nell's mates will be like after tonights ann summers-

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....ten&nsfwfs=yes

lol-bit late as a christmas pressie but hey-its nearly valentines day ;)

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:rofl38: :rofl38: Damn i knew id be missing a good party lmao!!!!...

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And me!! You better come and visit me later!!!!! :alc:

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deleted all this post-will regret in morning haha

no visits to ossy im afraid :p