Which came first the chicken or the egg??
 

Today we were having a debate at work..........usual sunday stupid talk.
The conversation arose when one of the girls said she had, had a conversation with her partner about chickens. She was under the impression that a hen had to have a dooby doo (excuse me but this is a family forum so you older ones know what i mean) with a cock to produce a egg. She was also under the impression that if the hen sat on the egg for long enough that it turned into a baby chick..............but if she didn't sit on the egg that it cant turn into a chick. I noticed that quite a few girls at work didn't really know the answer to this question do you??

After we spoke to one of our elderly residents that was a farmer all her life and I am sure i know this answer now but do you???

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First of all who thinks that a hen has to dooby doo with a cock to make the egg???

just a simple yes or no will do to find out who knows??

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:o OK here goes yes there has to be a cock in the pen but no they don't have to dooby doo!

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err i am not sure slinky please tell us :D

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mmmmmmmmmm keep guessing ty neil lmfao..

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You do need a coc-k in the house, l don't know why.

It may be like Nuns ovulating together, lunar and all that??

l'm a bit lost, over my head and all that,

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why do Nuns ovulate?
That sounds about as much use a c**k in a nunnery

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maybe someone will have a mpeg of a cock and a hen so we can find out the answer

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Just like a woman a hen does not need a cock to have an egg but just like a women a hen does need a cock to fertilise it.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_122.gif

(having a jump without a cock doesn't work)

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Do hens get PMT?

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omg less Thats CORRECT but you have put a smile on my face with wording lmfao I like it...................

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Neil do men get sore balls if women kick them in them????????:mad:

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Slinky maybe you should rename this thread

Which came first the chicken, the egg or the cockerel??

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the cockerel because he was already having a fag when the chicken came:D

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I am quoting that just so you cant change it when your bear wares off

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some get aroused :eek:

or so i hear

cough cough

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I wouldn't change it............you asked!! so i gave you my honest opinion:D

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OMG chav my fella must be very aroused at the moment then!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

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the hardness may be swelling so it may be best to lay off the nads for a while lol



funny thing is though a full on smack to the nuts is less painfull than a glancing blow

for some reason just catching the buggers is 10x more painfull than a direct hit

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Lmao chav 'i'll bare that in mind''!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

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Slinky is practicing her glancing blows :D

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well my guess is you do not need a cock to get eggs.................

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back to the topic at hand it look's like the egg!!!:egged:

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So what layed this first egg?

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the chicken which god made in the garden of eden.

genisis ch1 verses 21 - 24

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You said the egg came first.
Might I suggest that you don't believe everything that you read.

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right god made the chicken which layed the egg which hatched and grew and layed another egg which hatched and grew and layed another egg which hatched and grew and layed another egg which hatched and grew and layed another egg and so on and so forth............

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did the chicken arrive before the dinnasor eggs or after .......because if it was before god would have got them mixed up at breakfast so he wouldnt know if it was chicken or dinnasor.........:confused: .........lol

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As Slinky Winky's 'Bear' worn off yet?


I'm confused now, do Bear's lay eggs?


Where do they lay them in the woods?

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Does that mean then that the chicken and the cock must have come at the same time.

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women wish!