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Imagine if all major business's started making their own condoms, but kept
their same slogan....

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - For the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms - Finger licking good

Minstrel condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - Because life's complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready condoms - Keep going & going

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain

Flash condoms! - Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the
hard work.

Halford condoms - We go the extra mile

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - Size really does matter

Ronseal quick drying condoms It's dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim

Heineken condoms - Reaches the parts that other condoms just can't
reach

Carlsburg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - The one with the hole (a very poor seller!)

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Excellent sara.:rofl38:

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Good one!!!

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very good have not had a laugh like that for a while

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Thanks Sara that really cheered me up. :-)