Prison...or Work??
 

Which is best, Prison or Work?

Here are a few pointers.......

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Re: Prison...or Work??
 

Thats why some people can not live a life on the outside, they get out commit another affence, and back on holliday they go.

Re: Prison...or Work??
 

sounds like its a non contest ..and if you are young offenders ,they pay for you to go on a course that is better than butlins ....,,

Re: Prison...or Work??
 

To true busman

Re: Prison...or Work??
 

Heh, Just like Dilbert!

Re: Prison...or Work??
 

you should try working at senator in altham

they have installed cameras that are so good they can zoom in so close they can read what you are writing

of course the reason for such close scruitiny is that the cameras are there for our safety

in no way are they petty pathetic creatures with nothing better to do than watch over their minions

i dont think people in prison are even monitored this closely lol