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garinda 19-05-2005 10:39

Webber's nude calender '06
 
Some of the late night chatters have decided to produce a saucy but tasteful nude calender for next year I know hardly original, bandwagon etc.!

So far we have photos for three months, and are looking for suggestions or contributions please, nothing too explicit, saucy but tasteful-ish!

So far we have-

January- Simon, in a garage holding a big key.

March- Me with a bunch of daffodils;

December- Tinkerbelle, atop a Christmas tree.

You cam pm me for details of how to send, happy snapping.

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g78 19-05-2005 11:58

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My eyes...... my poor little eyes :s_oooo:

Mick 19-05-2005 12:05

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how about this 1 of LESS

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_11_5.gif

garinda 19-05-2005 13:35

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Mtheads just offered a pic of him washing his cab with his boobs pressed against the window, pencilled in for July.

Disappointing response so far.

What about Mez collecting eggs?

Staggeringman with a pint glass/glasses?

Tealeaf, well l believe certain Frat houses do something called teabagging?

Less 19-05-2005 13:48

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mez 19-05-2005 14:09

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ooooooo i'd love to collect eggs, ive got my wellie's ready for when it rains.

slinky 19-05-2005 15:18

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Ok me in my nurses out fit for June........I could be be holding a catheter bag, not tasteful but hey never mind................

Doug 19-05-2005 15:29

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There are some very strange people around here. Mthead with boobs? That should be an interesting month and I can’t wait to see Christmas lol.

****** it. Go on then – I’ll do August “naked turning the swing bridge at Church” and before any one asks, the answers no, It’s not a metaphor for being a swinger or being the process of confused sexuality.

Doug 19-05-2005 15:30

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Originally Posted by slinky
Ok me in my nurses out fit for June........I could be be holding a catheter bag, not tasteful but hey never mind................

That would depend on what's in the bag?

slinky 19-05-2005 15:33

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Originally Posted by Doug
That would depend on what's in the bag?

Lmao doug mmmmmmmmm that would be taking the pi''s!!!!!!!!!;)

garinda 19-05-2005 21:34

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Thanks for your responses so far, great.

I did have your pic of you in your nurses uniform and plasticine, pencilled in for November anyway, but thank you again Slinks.

Doug swinging down at the canal, we'll do in June before it starts getting colder.

Mez collecting her eggs will be a good Easter page, will find out what month Easter falls next year.

Keep them coming in. Thankyou.

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garinda 20-05-2005 02:08

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Thanks for the pic Less, defo using it, not sure what month, Tinks and l are going to go through them all.

That budgie is bigger than he looks, very funny. ;)


Keep 'em rollin' in.:)


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mez 20-05-2005 13:16

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o goody goody can i wear my easter hat tooo

Mick 20-05-2005 13:26

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I hope your going to wear MORE than your hat Mez !! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_11_2.gif

mez 20-05-2005 13:27

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don't forget the green wellies

Billcat 20-05-2005 15:47

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Originally Posted by g78
My eyes...... my poor little eyes :s_oooo:

Maybe if a way can be found to create a million acker prize for all people purchasing this calendar, you would be able to sell a few of them. Could this be the sleeper gag gift for the 2005 holiday season? :s_sick:

vorlon24 20-05-2005 16:15

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I thought this was meant to be a 'nude' calendar?

I keep seeing talk about wellies and nurse's uniforms!!!

Len 20-05-2005 16:48

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I shall see if I can sneak a couple of photos of nette whilst she is taking a shower but what ever you do, don’t say owt. I'm sure she wont mind. hehe

Mick 20-05-2005 16:53

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Originally Posted by Len
I shall see if I can sneak a couple of photos of nette whilst she is taking a shower but what ever you do, don’t say owt. I'm sure she wont mind. hehe

YES len but MEZ might say something
keep your head down AGAIN http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_117.gif

garinda 21-05-2005 01:16

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Ten we can use defo, thanks.

Two slots to be filled, and l don't mean me n Tinky!

Come on, bring 'em on.

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mez 21-05-2005 09:13

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:rolleyes: am keeping out of that one mick,

Mick 21-05-2005 12:55

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Originally Posted by mez
:rolleyes: am keeping out of that one mick,

yahoo if thats the case LEN you open the door i will take the pics http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_13_13.gif

shiny gem 21-05-2005 15:11

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well what months need filling?? i havent been on for a while so feel i should be included as i was part of the late night gang!! lol

Len 21-05-2005 17:00

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Originally Posted by mick
yahoo if thats the case LEN you open the door i will take the pics http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_13_13.gif

Hey Hey Hey!

I'll take the photos mick, thankyou. hehe

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garinda 21-05-2005 17:59

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October is still free Shiney Gem- Halloween theme?

lindsay ormerod 21-05-2005 18:07

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Sorry G;I will have to say no to this one;unless I can hide behind a tasty footballer!;)

garinda 22-05-2005 05:47

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Lol, ok Linds, you can hide your modesty behind Roars!!!!!!!!!

Many thanks to Staggering Man. Omg, your Wee Willy Winky pic you entered tonight was a def. centre fold contender [ or rather not so wee, and more of the winky! lol]

Keep 'em rollin in, remember if we don't show your piccy, you can't win a prize! Charity needs you.:)

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g78 22-05-2005 06:44

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Whats the actual name of the charity ?????

garinda 22-05-2005 07:14

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Donkeys- R- Us ;)

garinda 22-05-2005 07:20

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Laughing my head off!

So who has just sent the best piccy so far? Margaret Pilkington- thank you Marg xxxxxx

This is a laugh, and don't worry l love the wrinkles and will defo not airbrush them out.;)

Keep 'em coming, at this rate we will be able to do a five year calender!

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Mick 22-05-2005 08:15

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Will this picture i took of less be ok for the calender ?

mez 22-05-2005 08:32

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aaahhhhhhhhhhh mick i see less is getting together with his femanine side again.........:rolleyes:

janet 22-05-2005 09:01

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Good one Mick.:eek:

shiny gem 22-05-2005 09:59

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Originally Posted by garinda
October is still free Shiney Gem- Halloween theme?

as long as i dont have to be a pumpkin!!! lol

Less 22-05-2005 11:50

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Originally Posted by mick
Will this picture i took of less be ok for the calender ?

Thank's Mick, thats the last time you come with me to Thongs 'R' Us and after I'd lent you my in-store credit card to get that nice red dress that Anne wouldn't let you have! (You know the one that you said you'd hide at the back of her wardrobe because she never looks at her older clothes). Obviously what I mistook for signs of you being happy to share the changing rooms with me was a hidden camera! (No wonder you kept mumbling, "I can't seem to focus", while we were in there).
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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_11_1.gif

P.S. The cost of all the wax needed to keep my body hair-free is horrendous that's why I can no longer afford to shave!

g78 22-05-2005 12:28

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Personally I don't think there is any calender. I think crafty old Garinda is just getting people to send him saucy photo's of themselves so he can use them as blackmail later on. :eek:

Margaret Pilkington 22-05-2005 12:48

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Garinda.......you could always put a caption on the one I sent you.......something like 'God......what WAS I drinking last night'..........or 'I feel like the hair of the dog this morning'........corny I know.

Less 22-05-2005 13:46

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Originally Posted by g78
Personally I don't think there is any calender. I think crafty old Garinda is just getting people to send him saucy photo's of themselves so he can use them as blackmail later on. :eek:

Whatever 'blackmailing' he does if it's in the privacy of his own home I for one am not bothered because I am 'whitemale'.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_1_203.gif

Obviously these people didn't know it was 'that' kind of party when they went round to garindas'.

staggeringman 24-05-2005 02:34

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Originally Posted by mick
Will this picture i took of less be ok for the calender ?

very good mick can you get him to pick his bacon up?

garinda 25-05-2005 10:17

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
very good mick can you get him to pick his bacon up?

Never mind the bacon, still waiting for the one we heard about in the Stag of you. Less said it would make a good cover shot!
Hurry get it mailed, final selections soon.:)

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Mick 02-07-2005 07:34

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Hey Garinda i just found this news item and thought of you hehe

Baring all


Seven elderly models with a combined age of 590 are to bare all and pose for a calendar in a bid to save their county courthouse.

One of the youngest models, 76-year-old Iraida Davis-Leitch, said: "We have great bods so we thought we'd do it."

The nude calendar is a protest against proposed plans to raze the Randolph county's 128-year-old courthouse in the US.

When shown sample photographs for the calendar, however, Frances Hensley had her doubts.

One pose shows a woman holding a miniature model of the courthouse in each hand in front of her chest, while another shows a woman seated in a bright pink chair, strategically holding up the buildings where it matters.

"Oh my stars," is all the 85-year-old model could say.


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