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lettie 24-05-2005 09:28

Viagra Update
 
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
generic name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it
has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.


Also considered were:-

mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin,

mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad
campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one.


Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will
market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do. :D


Billcat 24-05-2005 15:19

Re: Viagra Update
 
clever!.......


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