Silly Quotes........
 

does anyone know of any silly quotes......

i will start you off!

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes and when you get there and you still dont like them, Then who cares cos youre a mile away and you have their shoes.....!!!!!!

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My favourite is when someone finds something that's missing and says "it was in the last place I looked" ........... well yes of course it was in the last place because you stopped looking when you found it :smile: duh!!!

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if the grass is greener on the other side then why dont people move there and build houses?

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people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones!!! thats my fav!!! they can throw as many stones as they want....as long as they do it outside!!! lol

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never judge a book by its cover, well how you gonna know the title or what genre it is without looking at the cover

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if you fall and break a leg ,dont come running to me .......................

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thats a good one!

hows about when some one zooms past you on the motorway and someone says "he wont get there any faster" when obviously hewill cos he is going twice as fast lol

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lol... what about "your eyes are bigger than your belly" ?? hmm thats an odd looking person eh!!!