men jokes/women jokes
 

:D does anyone know any men/women jokes, or any you can think off,
ere one .............
Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!:happy8:

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. :glare8:

Re: men jokes/women jokes
 

There was a good thread running with these a few months back, so why not start again, here goes:)

Q: WHY do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

A: Because she smells like a new car!

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They're a fiendish lot, these women. Have a look at this to see what one of 'em has come up with:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspap...644792,00.html

Unfortunatly, this ain't no joke. Can you imagine the reaction if a bloke came up with something similar?

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True.. Yet somehow this 'device' appears to have gone through the manufacturing and marketing stage to the point where it is about to go on retail sale. I just think that had this been a male invention, then it would have been shut down far earlier.

Having said that, you can quite legitimatly buy a flamethrower for your car in South Africa, so maybe it's not that odd after all.