Accrington Web - The Mathmatical Definition of Pulling Power

It's time for the nitty-gritty. Let's define PULLING POWER:

PULLING POWER can be stated in words as:-
"The SIZE of Trendy clothing is directly proportional to the applied WOW! and inversely proportional to its FASHION SENSE."

In equation form, PULLING POWER states:-

where W = S * Fs

W is the applied Wow!,

S is the SIZE of the clothing,

Fs is the Fashion sense of the Clothing.

PULLING POWER demonstrates that if the applied WOW! across a Body is increased or decreased, the SIZE increases and decreases, respectively.
Furthermore, as the FASHION SENSE increases, the SIZE generated Across the Body decreases.
The following are algebraic variations of PULLING POWER that demonstrate theses observations.

S = W /Fs

Fs= W / S

Using one of the three algebraic variations of PULLING POWER, and any two known variables, one can solve for the other unknown quantity.

There you are, who said maths is no use when you leave school!

Allow me to give you a practical demonstration with this 53 year old body and a Thong.....

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