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People keep getting worked up about thread wandering so let's see how far we can wander.

The aim of this thread is to answer the previous post and then change the subject completely all in the space of a sentence or two. Anyone want to give it a go?

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Your actually having a thread about thread wandering its unbeliveable but do you remember when you could wander around Accy with about being acousted by gypos and chavs?

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Are we allowed to say gypos in this thread?

I remember when I could thread a needle without having to wear glasses.

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I've always struggled to thread needles, but I've never had any problem finding them in haystacks.

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Try This:-

The Accyweb anti-meandering threads, thread

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meoooooow put your claws back in less.
People do not look in the archives before posting shame i know hehe

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No claws, Mick just thought it would be good for people who haven't read it to get the chance!

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sat on at my pc whilst live8 is on the TV, so i can still hear it whilst having a cup of tea. Typhoo teabags are half price in home and bargain. Asda is very busy today it's like Christmas all over again.

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I went to Asda this morning and it was ok, not too busy. Off to work tonight....

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I feel sorry for you Lettie........Saturday night at work, what could be worse......Summer Saturday night at work.......you can smell the barbecues and all you have got to look forward to is a dried up sandwich...or worse, the Machine is empty when you get there......my stomach is rumbling for you!

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Its only Saturday afternoon here so I am looking forward to a night out, a little Mexican place we go to is having a special with Marguritas 2 for 1.

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Marguritas may be on special offer but you cant breed fish with geese it just wont work :idunno:

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That reminds me i must peel some potatoes.

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Potatoes I'm quite partial to pea pods myself. When is pea pod season?

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Very soon. I remember picking pea pods at my great grandma's in Ribchester, many moons ago. Did you know Ribchester is famous for its Roman history?

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Had a picnic in the Roman baths at Ribchester the other day. Could just eat some strawberries and cream washed down by a bottle of Moet. Who won at Wimbledon.

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that's it wimbledon is all over. At least more cars competed in the grand prix today!

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Missed the Grand Prix as i was at the North West Wolseley car club rally at Worden Park in Leyland. Did you know that as well as making cars Wolseley also made sheep shearing machinery!

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I thought Wolseley was the name of one of Henry VIII's friends.

We went strawberry picking today

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I thought Wolseys were a brand of socks.......this thread wandering is much harder to do when you're really trying........I'm really trying!

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trying to hard sometimes doesn't work, I'm going back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off with a bad back, at least I won't be bored anymore!!

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I didn't know the Pea pod had a season, I always thought that was the name of the ship captain Ahab sailed on when he tried to catch Moby Dick!

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I'm going for a brew with Slinky so I'll ask her about that shes a mountain of knowledge on Dick :D ................... Moby, Turpin, Dastardly!

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Moby Dick, wasn't that some sort of Whale? I remember having a whale of a time the last time i went out, went to a mongolian restaurant.

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peas are out now ,,by the way hows your mother for soap

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Soap? Mother? How about 'How's your Father?'

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father is dead,,, is your car parked on double yellows...

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Parking's bad on Rhyddings St. so park 381 moved to the Blackburn boundary.

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Blackburn boundary i suppose that's next door to boundary mill, what a place for bargains

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TINKS!!!!!!!!!! I am gob smacked you say I know alot about dick............moby(never had him), Turpin (very nearly but didn't manage it), Dastardly was going out with muttley at the time so no chance there!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmm I is a good girl.......NAUGHTY BUT VERY VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

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Now see what you've done...................

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hehehe she is a ****** that tinks...............just cos I aint been on for a while she thinks she can take the Mick, well I is back and I will show that tinks!!!!!!!!!

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:eek: I can take the Mick .............. Are you on to Micks now? Have you got a thing about names :D .................... first Dick then Mick ......... what will it be next :rofl38: LMFAO!!!

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I could think of a few more names but thats for another show hehehe!!!!............;)

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:D Don't you start getting fiesty with me Dougy :D you know what happens :w00t: !!

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You going to put a spell on me again, ;) you dirty little fairy you :p .

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bargains galore in woolies .,,must get a little hand put on this watch

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why do i keep following the wrong thread?????????????????

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thread, that reminds me i need some blue cotton for a skirt

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I have some blue cotton you can borrow, you can borrow some sugar too if you want?

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Must remember to get some brown sugar, ran out last week. Has anyone else been plagued by fruit flies?

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fruit flies?? bet thy're smaller than fruit bats!! Cricket is such a boring game to watch

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Got kept awake by crickets once in France - drove me bats!

I liked the snails, though.

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Comps working slow, anyone go to a comprehensive school?

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Comprehensive school I know a few, But how did the lolly pop lady get run over by that padestrian on roller skates??

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took her eyes of the road to lick her lollipop, roller skates should be worn in Asda. Anyone seen the price of fish lately?

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Don't even go there with the price of fish!!!!!!
Last week I went shopping for fish and came home with a new husband, but thats for the trisha show. Talking of Trisha show.........did anyone ever realise how many muppets live in this country??

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there's lots of muppets in this country and other countries. Going for a meal tonight wonder if there'll be any frogs legs on the menu.

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Frogs legs are awful yuck..................................
Prefer rugby players legs myself......mmmmmmmm..............
Well never mind I will keep looking at them, instead of having them hanging out the bottom of my bed.................................
Talking of bed feel pretty tired at the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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......and we all end up posting on accyweb don't we slinky?http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_19.gif

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accyweb what's that then ??

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'What', we sing Soft Cell records in chatroom.

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soft cell or battery cells??

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Deffo BATTERY CELL tinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and plenty of them.

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What time you in chat? l need one in my clock.

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oh about ........... how long is a piece of string ??

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it aint my clock I am bothered about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My tongue needs one though..............................a battery

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I have a clock, a tongue and batterys lets see what we can make Blue Peter style

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I have the sticky back plastic if it helps......................(well it aint actually back plastic but sticky will do)

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Help now that we could do with

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I'll send for the ambulance now....shall I....? Maybe the fire brigade would be better.......Have you tried firemans legs tinkerbelle...you'll never go back to Rugby players!

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rugby players are over rated,,,wheres the dingbat thing

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A rugby playing fireman now that I like the sound of :D , were would I find one?

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try looking in Singapore for a rugby playing fireman. Now that's what i call a cocktail, a singapore sling.

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I forgot about this thread........it was fun when we first started it.

Right who is up for a walk with the dog!!!!!!:rolleyes:

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Not me I'm off into my Yellow Submarine for a sail down to the Octopus' Garden for a bit of peace and quiet from you lot!!

(just seeing how much i can thread wander before people discover im clinically insane muahahaa)

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hang on i'll put the cat on a lead ... when you find the players shout

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I found some Park Drive, but I need a pickled egg........

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pickled eggs? now what did I do with that gin to wash the pigeons with??

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So I says..."blue M&M, red M&M...they all wind up the same colour in the end...."

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oh my oh my willow looks as if she needs the calm room.......................now were is sid?

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Who's sid mez?

:eek: Sidney ..... are you there Sidney? :D

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ooooooooooooo he sisses or even hissess......he sits in the calm room

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no thats less and he just snores and sleeps

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oops true that was the lump i fell over he he .......

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ahh leave less alone... he's o.k. is less.....:Banane39: