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Other cast members included:-

* Bagpuss as the Sheriff of Nottingham (Try as he might he just can't get the girl).

* Graham Jones as the Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham (With him as second in command the sheriff won't need to watch his back will he?).

* Gayle Knight as Made Marian (Includes her famous impersonation of George Formby, "Hi, Hee, turned out nice again 'ant it?").

* Less as Friar Tuck (Sod the poor give me more mead).

* Mick as Little John (Hey Robin where do you want me to put this quarter-staff?).

* garinda as Will Scarlet (Limp wrist, limp wrist, Cooooeeeeee, Marian can I play on your banjo!).

* Acrylic Bob as Prince John (Taxes? I'll tell you what to do with your Taxes!).

* Mez as Lady in waiting (Will you lot make your minds up? I haven't got all night!).

* Doug as night watchman (This is type-casting after his succesful role in Lets do one by staggeringman)

* Park381 as Sherwood Forest (Watch out for the empty bottles and teenagers).

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Fame and acceptance, wow I’m excited I always want to be an Actor……………:eek: Err…. I think we need to discuss these dressing room arrangements Mr Producer. Will Scarlet is winking and the goats don’t seem to like me. :o I hope I don’t appear to be moaning too much I’m ever so grateful really……:D


I like this, we could put this on for Christmas....any chance of some scripts.....:)

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If Will Scarlet Doesn't mind sharing I don't see why you should (after all he's the nearest thing we've got to a real thespian), as for the goats.........

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;) What’s a thespian?

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Will Scarlet is known to bend over backwards in explaining that to any-one willing to learn!

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[QUOTE=Doug]Fame and acceptance, wow I’m excited/QUOTE]


Whoops……..Guess not then.:D :D :D

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Any-one wishing to become involved must at least be able to mime to the following Anthem:-

Accyweb. (Sung to the tune of Robin Hood)

Accyweb, Accyweb,
Surfing on the net,
Accyweb, Accyweb,
With it's band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Accyweb! Accyweb! Accyweb!

It called the greatest posters
To a tavern thats in Church,
They vowed to help the people of the site,
They handled all the trouble
On the Hyndburn local scene,
And still found the time to whinge.

Accyweb, Accyweb,
Surfing on the net,
Accyweb, Accyweb,
With it's band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Accyweb! Accyweb! Accyweb!

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bravo Less bravo, I'll understudy for anyone, seeing as I didn;t get a part :(

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There is room for all in this one, the script hasn't been written yet so all you have to do is use a bit of imagination and create your own character!

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what a bloody handsome dude i was,going to sue the shampoo makers now(wash and go !washed it and it went ) ! just looked in the mirror.....he.hee

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you would get left out maid marion hows this?

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I'm quite happy to just play a Lady In Waiting - but it's what I'm waiting for that you all have to wonder!

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The part of Made Marian is perfect for you, most women would jump at the chance of living in a forest with a bunch of rough tough bandits. That is why you couldn't possibly be Maid Marian after all you'd have to do something to keep warm on those cooler evenings, plus it would be absolute heaven for you, a captive audience with nowhere to go in the evening & you would be able to read your vagina monologues to them!

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i don't mind waiting less, as i keep telling you I AM a lady......

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:s_cry:Is there no role in this epic for a poor little WillowTheWhisp?

After all the balloons I've given you! To be forsaken like this. Boohoohoo.

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Anybody can join in, it can be a guest appearance, a cameo role, whatever, so just get on with it.

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Less can i have a part in the play ,and can you create a character for me, As you are a character all of your own :D (so i`ve been told)

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Maybe I could be Maid Marian's mother!

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jpest you can stay as you are dear old chap! sit in the corner and draw them all inn!

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But wouldn’t that make you an Old Maid? …………….lol :D :D :D

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That would make you the Inn Keeper, therefore you would be the Glorious Keeper of the Ale and a friend to all men..............:)

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i am an happy chappy?????

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The problem is that rough tough men probably all have dirty knees and you know what I think about that. lol

But, in the interest of the art I will accept this part as you're quite right it was MADE for me. lol

One question though, which of course, I have to ask being a right-on feminist type - why didn't I get chance to audition for Robin? Surely you aren't typecasting me purely on the basis of my sexuality. I'm quite sure I look better in green tights than most men around here.

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but what a treat to see the wobbly knees of these merry men gayle he he he

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As i have been cast as LITTLE john (thanks less) i thought you should see my pic

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:D methinks i see a theme for a christmas panto by the accywebbers ........ staged at the inn of the innekeeper staggers,....... all rehersals to take place in ye stag inn, what do we think ye merry men... & ladies of course:eek:

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I will tell you what i think.......................I AM NOT DRESSING UP AGAIN !!!:p

Although i will probbably get talked into it AGAIN the things you do for Accyweb!!


MEZ:go on mick get dressed up
MICK: no
MEZ:ho go on you liked it last time
MICK: no
MEZ you know you like making a prat of yourself
MICK:no
MEZ :go on do it for Accyweb
MICK: oh go on then i will look a prat AGAIN !!
:o :o

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coward......... you loved it last time he he he .........:p

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MEZ TO MICK...............:whack: ."YES YOU WILL"

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IF you would like to join our merry men / women

then please put your name in and Less will give you a part.


BUT Please remember YOU might be dressing up and looking like a PRAT in the Stag Inn at the Christmas meeting.


GOOD LUCK TO ALL BRAKE A LEG HEHE...
LETS HAVE SOME FUN

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A couple of things????


First, l know understand the urgency of your pm's Mr Less. I thought this thread was about Staggers stealing ackers from the rich to give to the poor, so at first Red Rind didn't see the need to comment, l was just happy with the redistribution of wealth.

Secondly why is the thread so wide? I tend not to read anything at all Less has posted for fear of whiplash, after having to move my head from left to right to read what is trying to fit my screen.

Thirdly, any unease in the dressing room on Dougs part, is because l will have ultimate sanction on any costumes. Am l not the only member here with a Fashion/Textiles B.A. [Hons.]??? My interest in your tights Dougy Darling is purely professional.

Fourthly 'dirty dancing' with Rupert Everett at the Daisy Chain at The Fridge in Brixton in 1988 hardly qualifies me as a thespian. My greatest West End triumph on the stage is not for a family site!

Lastly l am very excited about my part, as much as some other members are. When do we start rehearsals?

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The problem is that rough tough men probably all have dirty knees and you know what I think about that. lol

As you are probably aware tights have a tendency to hide quite alot of lifes little imperfections so dirty knees would be amongst the least of your worrys.


But, in the interest of the art I will accept this part as you're quite right it was MADE for me. lol

This is accyweb, as you should already have realised art has a very low priority here, The part is more like some low budget carry on theme.

One question though, which of course, I have to ask being a right-on feminist type - why didn't I get chance to audition for Robin? Surely you aren't typecasting me purely on the basis of my sexuality. I'm quite sure I look better in green tights than most men around here.

Until Doug suggested that we turn this into some form of xmas panto it was supposed to be slightly more up market similar to one of the plays what Ernie Wise wrote.
However the roles could now be reversed we will need a robin Hood that can be a thigh slapper, if you consider yourself as a bit of a slapper then perhaps you could persuade Staggers to do a bit of role reversal with you? (Personally I wouldn't want to put on a pair of tights that he's been wearing and our budget won't run to buying a new pair just for you).


Well thats enough about you I have to get to the Stag and practice my lines,

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This is rapidly descending from from high theatre to panto.

In that case can l baggsie two lines?



Garind-'Forty miles to London and still no sign of Dick!'


Garinda-'Why l do declare, l swear the Princes's Ball's get bigger every year!'






I thank you.

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Another quick thought this being a panto theme we will need a couple of fairies, get back in line rindy and G78.

I was thinking more along the lines of Tinks and Slinky?

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I'm sorry in the interest of authenticity you will be in tights, l'm afraid stockings just won't cut the mustard!!!

Being 'clean and smooth' in Sherwood Forerst, so to speak, should alleviate any unsightly chaffing on your part.

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You leave my parts out of it. No Tights.................and there's nothing unsightly or chaffing about my part. I will dress up like everyone else, act daft make a fool of myself for Charity and suffer all the usual insults. But Nict Tights.

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ANYMORE INSUBORDINATION ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL AND WILL NOT WEAR, WILL RESULT IN YOU PLAYING THE PART OF A TREE, ALONG WITH OTHER LESS ACTIVE MEMBERS.

You WILL wear tights, or will stand with arms outstretched, with your tail between your legs, as a lowly willow tree.

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Right you had your chance, your part is up for grabs. [Again.]

Any takers?

[Makeup like costumes will be of the period, l'm already out collecting blackberries to whip up into rouge.]

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OK Neol. Blackberries don't make rouge, they make a rudy mess.........So what part do I get then :p

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Told you, you can be a weeping Willow, and if you come up to scratch you may be able to also be the back end of Harwood Red's horse in scene III, if she can trust you.

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:eek: No way……..is she playing the head if she's been up Blackburn Road for her tea. I'll play the part of Robins Dog, then I can p*** on your feathery Bow. And how dare you cast her as a horse!!!! She’ll beat you until you go Scarlet……. :p lol

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Having resigned myself to the girlie part, mostly because I have girlie parts, can I ask a question Director sir? Will you be running workshops or will we be acting to the Marlon Brando method acting style?

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Method, Stanislavsky, whatever.

As long as you come up to scratch we will be a happy band of mummers.


Oh, mugger! My keyboard is playing up again!:(

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If Gayle feels able to tackle the boy's parts or visa versa, so be it.

We will be an open, free feeling sort of a company.

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EXCUSE ME DIRECTOR.......... Since when have I been cast as a bl**dy horse??????? What are you trying to tell me???? :(

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Just stop moaning and move over. If you don't share that nose bag I'll tell Less.............:D

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It's MISTER Director, Darling!!!

Don't worry, there is another part coming up for you too.;)

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Neigh ..... there isn't is there????

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I can handle any parts you want, sweetie

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i don't know what doug's problem is ........... the tights are green anyway........... poor thing must have really nobbly knees . um ?

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Leave my knees out of it……….. Have you ever seen me in tights? No and your not going too, green are other wise. This play is becoming a bit pink and fluffy for my liking; can we not do something more manly?

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THAT'S SHOWBUSINESS!:indeplus:



Just make sure you know your lines Darling, and are ready for the opening of the curtains.

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My respects and I beg your forgiveness but I believe that we are beginning to see the stirrings of the Gay Cavalier as opposed to the brusque rough and tuff world of Robin Hood. Any reference to having marry men purely relates to the consumption of the Ale and not the waving of the vale.

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From the above post l think you got the wrong end of the stick!!!

'Marry'- Robin will not be doing that to any of his men!



'BEHIND YOU!'

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Swinging?

Thought you said you couldn't make one of my 'parties'????

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I think the word I used was wouldn't, not couldn't................:)

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Whatever are you complaining about Doug?
I'm the only one of Robins merry little band that doesn't get the chance to wear tights! (Though I am very proud to say that nothing is worn under my cassock).

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garinda could you tell me what its like wearing fishnets ? i have never worn them before ! do your goolies end up looking like chipped potatoes?

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Dear Staggers,
the last time we talked of this you said you were more interested in stockings than tights.
If when you put the stockings on your 'goolies' look like 'chipped potatoes' you have a serious problem and l suggest you see a doctor, as l think you may have a hernia.

Please do not worry to much about what you all will be wearing at the moment, concentrate on getting into character, dress rehersals will not start until the end of November.

Red Rind, Director.

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There you are he's gone mad,
not only will you all be wearing tights but he's going to put you in dresses as well!

Personally I find myself wearing my cassock as often as I can these days my only problem is I've nobody to ask if my bum looks big in this.
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Mind you he could just be designing a costume for me more like this:-
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* Bagpuss as the Sheriff of Nottingham (Try as he might he just can't get the girl).

* Graham Jones as the Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham (With him as second in command the sheriff won't need to watch his back will he?).

* Acrylic Bob as Prince John (Taxes? I'll tell you what to do with your Taxes!).

* Park381 as Sherwood Forest (Watch out for the empty bottles and teenagers).

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whatever can i be?i wonder lol

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just a thought hehe

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Although my subscription to Equity may have lapsed, there is plenty of life in this old 'hoofer' yet.

Sticking my 'boat race' on what l can only assume is either Lena Zavaroni or Julian Clary's body, is a cruel slur on my pins. Some of you have been lucky enough to have seen my legs, one or two- no names, at very close quarters!;) They will vouch that my sturdy thighs are big enough to take the part of either of the mighty oaks where Robin and his merry men hang out.

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It's not that I'm not interested in the part in fact I'm honoured you choose me. That fact is I'm not an actor and to be honest after I posted my lost love story I would rather keep a low profile as the director may reject me for having dirty knees (again).

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my ears are burning. hehe

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Don't fret, I for one would not force you into something you don't want to do.

However, just use your imagination and join in, your contribution could be excellent if you let yourself be SILLY!

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sorry about not quoting you gary but i get more ackers this way.......lol. you go on about them hanging out? wasnt that thou whom sat down to pee.:eek:

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Anymore cheek and you'll be able to see 'en hanging on the washingline, next to your stockings.;)

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Love the photo's. Mick don't you look sexy in green, just your colour.lol

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Shouldn't you be Prince John - if anyone is going to be collecting taxes it should be someone with a name like yours.

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gayle if anyone is going to rob anyone its not me :cool:

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Your part is still up for grabs, until the tights issue is resolved.

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someone has done one with my tights? sat here bolloc...........naked looking for them and someone has nicked them? camera ready the lot!just missing my green tights?

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Staggers, the more you argue the smaller l will make your part!

Just put yourself in the hands of this old hoofer and relax.;)

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Hehehehe....... Can't believe I missed this thread. I will willingly join in. I have always fancied playing the back end of a horse...:D If there are no parts going I will do the make up, but only if Mick will sit still while I put his lippy on....:kiss:

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I think you were on hols when this started, however we have been thinking of asking Sparkologist to operate the lights and if he accepts we will need a very good First aider.
So if we get the cast to sign waivers guaranteeing that they won't have injuries above the waist would you be available for the position?
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Hmmmmm, I could be first aider. If Sparks is doing the lighting I'd better refresh my memory on treatment of electrocution and soft tissue injuries from shattered glass.:D

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Oi, whose in charge Less? You may be funding this but butt out.

Sparks will be good on pyrotechnics...... l mean lighting, but Lettie will defo be on the stage.

She could play the part of Shoey McFee the happy cobbler, only because she could provide her own props though.

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Don't tell me to butt out BITCH! you are easily replaced you know, for half the money we could dig up Larry Grason!

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By the way what do you think of Wingy in the position of 'Best Boy'?
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Technical Director my arse!

You put up the money that is all. Technically that makes you what is known as an Angel in theatrical terms, which seems..................just.................so not RIGHT!

By the way Larry Grayson was taught by me at the Nuneaton School of Performing Hoofers so make your choice Angel[a] DARLING!!!!!

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From beyond the grave? Yes, CHEAP!:D

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I think cheap jokes about dead gay comedians stinks. I think we should “shut that door” right away. Mr technical Director, Sir. I think you should sack him and give the job to someone with Artistic merit, sensitivity and flair…......:D I bet Mr Britcliffe would jump at the chance....

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Gay? Mr Grayson may have been close to his Mother, but also had a 'lady friend'!

Isla St. Clair was also used to his off screen macho charms, apparently.

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I think if this is your best alternative we will stick to garinda, after all he has never admitted in public that he isn't up for it.

But Britcliffe would turn the whole thing into a pantomime it would be full of foot in mouth jokes and would never stand a chance of running to budget!

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Oh go on then, if you put it like that...............we'll keep the Banana slaying woolly liberal. :p

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That's so sweet, but I would prefer you on your knees begging, rather than this grudging acceptance.

By the way I didn't 'slay' the bananas, I peeled them back suggestively and uncovered a shocking display of fruity depravity.

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