Accrington Web - Just a Silly Song

Sorry I couldn't help myself......sing this to the tune of Olivers Army............:o It's topical if now't else

Don't start that talking
we could talk all night
our minds are sleep walking
while we’re putting the world to rights
Call observer information
Margaret Pilkington's got an new occupation?
Accy web is here to stay
Accy Webbers are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than near Broadway today
There was a traffic warden
He didn't crack a smile
But it's no laughing party
When you've been on the curry mile
All it takes is one dirty finger
One more broken key broad one less moaning whinger
Accy web is here to stay
Accy Webbers are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than near Broadway today
Clayton is up for grabs
Harwood is full of birds
we could be in the interlink stadium
Overrun by Stanley’s might
With the boys from the Hyndburn the Cocker Lumb and Tinker’s Brook
But there's no danger
It's a part of Roy’s career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Tealeaf’s ear
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you to Church Kirk
Accy web is here to stay
Accy Webbers are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than near Broadway today
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than near Broadway today
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than near Broadway today