Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the big show. Tonight for your delectation the Accyweb circus has hit town. There will be acrobats, tightrope walkers, lion tamers, daring young men on the flying trapeze and everyone's favourites - the clowns.

It's a place of wonder, a place of amazement and a place of men in spangly tights. The only thing stopping you from enjoing yourself is your imagination.

So who is the first act...............

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ooh...i can touch my forehead with my foot!!! is that any good???

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ooh and chav1 could be the flaming hoop that the tigers jump through!!! :)

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Ladies and gentlemen, our first acrobat of the evening. Be amazed, be stunned, share the wonderment as she touches her forehead with her foot. See how attractive she suddenly is to the men in our midst.

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And now it's over to our second performer of the evening - a speciality act never before seen. The one, the only FACE acrobat in the world. She's amazing, she's wondrous, she's slightly strange but always entertaining.

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See how attractive she suddenly is to the men in our midst.[/QUOTE]

thanks...kick her when shes down eh??!!!! lol
:p

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i can do 2 posts at once on one page apparently lol

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and i dont mind being chased with a bucket of water,,,...

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i can do bending my fingers back also roll my eyes around

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I might just be able to do a tight, rope walking act if somebody keeps me supplied with beer.

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I can still do cart wheels, and hand stands at the ripe old age of 25 years old. I am very flexible, so I would fit in hehehehe.

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I can do a bearded lady.;)

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I'm a good magician :) I can make ackers disappear, jus' like that :D ......... you see 'em, now you don't ;)

I also have my beautiful assistant Staggers, who looks like a natural in his gorgeous sequined leotard :w00t:

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I can make money disappear before my husbands very eyes!