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lettie 03-10-2005 16:10

Different meanings....
 
Women are from Venus, men from Mars blah, blah, blah............

Here are some differences in everyday vocabulary.....:D


1. THINGY (thing-ee)
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. :D



grannyclaret 03-10-2005 22:53

Re: Different meanings....
 
http://www.smileytown.com/app_smiley...t/exct0002.gifhttp://www.smileytown.com/app_smiley...t/exct0006.gifTHATS FUNNY

Pauline01UK 03-10-2005 23:19

Re: Different meanings....
 
Very funny but VERY true lol



:wave8:

harwood red 03-10-2005 23:25

Re: Different meanings....
 
now they were good, cheers lettie :D

Neil 04-10-2005 06:00

Re: Different meanings....
 
That sounds about right lettie.

Ber999T 04-10-2005 14:09

Re: Different meanings....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
That sounds about right lettie.

my word Neil i would have thought you would have come back with something else!!!!!!!!!

accymel 04-10-2005 14:19

Re: Different meanings....
 
Roflmao Lettie now thats so true took me years to decipher the communcation gap but i got the book too for amusement:)

janet 04-10-2005 14:27

Re: Different meanings....
 
You hit the nail on the head with that Lettie. lol :hitting8:

Neil 04-10-2005 15:38

Re: Different meanings....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ber999T
my word Neil i would have thought you would have come back with something else!!!!!!!!!

Why? It looks about spot on for what women think about men. We don't want them to ever find out the truth about us do we ;)


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