Custody Battle...
 

Extract from Liverpool Echo..... Enjoy.:D

LIVERPOOL ECHO (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre
of a Liverpool courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a
court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has
a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to
live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with
his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life
among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing
the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two
recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to
Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are
incapable of beating anyone.

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LMAO.............I like that

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought it was so real till the last line then realised doh!

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You daft sod lettie, you had my blood boiling with the shear outrage of judicial stupidity. Nice one……..:)

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OMG LETTIE!!! :rofl38: Brilliant I love it :D

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Oh dear lettie .............where would be the worse place to put this joke??? & guess what i did it awwwww i best duck for cover pmsl - the bananas told me to do it:Banane32: :Banane39: :Banane47:

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brill lettie, that certainly made me smile :D

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Almost had the tissues out. Brilliant.

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Thats one to remeber lettie.

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You had me going then, up to the last line. Very funny Lettie.

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Very good lettie - thing is to find someone who will admit to being an everton fan to send it to!

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Is there such a thing as a true Everton fan?:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Poor Moyesy. Boo.