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Idiot's Guide To Sex.

A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make.
If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over.
A threesome does not mean letting the dog watch you use both hands.
A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff. That's a pawn shop.
Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a church.
If she says "doggy style," Do NOT whip down to the local RSPCA.
Kama Sutra is not a martial art, therefore don't tell your lover that you have a black belt in it.
"Well-endowed" is not a reference to the size of your bank account.
If your stomach hurts it is not an orgasm, more likely indigestion or appendicitis.