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chav1 02-01-2006 13:05

drugs are good for you??
 
drugs are good for you ...

JESUS says so..... http://www.guardian.co.uk/internatio...869273,00.html

Quote:

Jesus was almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.
so if anyone was a bit synical about some of the the miracles in the bible they could say that all they were realy were the writings of a bunch of deranged drug addicts

if jesus was indeed handing out canabis it just goes to show what a stand up guy he was when he provided all those fish and loafs for his followers when they got the munchies

yeah i know this post isnt in the best taste but if true it does cast a showdow over the integrity of a lot of stories in the bible considering the effects long term exposure to canabis can have on the mind ;)

Tinkerbelle 02-01-2006 17:39

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Canabis! .......... Well that explains the walking on water :D

garinda 02-01-2006 18:03

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Trippy hippies.


It's all making sense, man.

shakermaker 02-01-2006 18:13

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heeeaaaavvvyyyyyyy maaaaaaaaaaan

garinda 02-01-2006 18:14

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First it was here, then it was gone.

Now it's back.

It's like a little miracle.:)

Tinkerbelle 02-01-2006 18:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
First it was here, then it was gone.

Now it's back.

It's like a little miracle.:)

It's enough to make you feel like you've been smoking the Jesus fags :D

garinda 02-01-2006 18:20

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They might make this a shrine.


Little plastic Chav dolls with a reefer.:(

chav1 02-01-2006 18:21

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thank heavens they didnt have crack cocaine back then can you imagine what miracles would be written in the bible :eek:

garinda 02-01-2006 18:23

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Perhaps as well as loaves and fishes, he also served up a portion of magic mushrooms?

Far out.

Tinkerbelle 02-01-2006 18:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1
thank heavens they didnt have crack cocaine back then can you imagine what miracles would be written in the bible :eek:

I think the canabis was more than strong enough for them, especially when they were parting Seas! :eek:

chav1 02-01-2006 18:38

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in all seriousness the more you look into jesus the less credible he is

born to a virgin and now we find out he spent most of his time dealing drugs out to the masses

although i do believe there is somthing out there i have never seeen the bible as anything but a book of stories and now it seems they were written by people stoned out their trees

i do belive jesus existed but only as a normal man who wandered around preaching tales of god and fancied himself as a healer

somone in pain who took dope given to them by jesus could have their pain eased enough to appear well and hey presto you have a miracle

isnt dope good for an eye dissease so as a regular visitor to jesus's gatherings their eyesight could be made better and hey presto another miracle

back then people were easily impressed and lest face it pretty dumb and were worshiping animals to bring good fortune etc

anyway that my view ime pretty sure the more religeous will have theirs which they are equaly entitled to as i am mine ;)

shakermaker 02-01-2006 18:43

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oh dear chav........i agree completely but my word are you gonna get some from those bloody catholics!!!

Tinkerbelle 02-01-2006 20:58

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This could actually work in the churches favour. It could encourage a larger congregation if the clergy gave out spliffs during Holy Communion along with the bread and wine :D

shakermaker 02-01-2006 21:05

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jesus wept! now that would be sweet! :D

just imagine the school assemblies though!

Tinkerbelle 02-01-2006 21:08

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Wonder if they'd make it an 11th commandment ...... 'thou shalt get stoned out of thy tree' :D


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