Accrington Web - When girls drink too much

>when Girls Drink Too Much............

>1. We Have Absolutely No Idea Where Our Purse Is

>2. We Believe That Dancing With Our Arms Overhead And Wiggling Our Butt While Yelling "woo-hoo!" Is Truly The Sexiest Dance Move Around

>3. We've Suddenly Decided That We Want To Kick Someone's Ass And Honestly Believe We Could Do It Too

>4. In Our Last Trip To Pee, We Realize That We Now Look More Like A Homeless H00oker Than The Goddess We Were Just Four Hours Ago

>5. We Drop Our 3:00 A.m. Burger On The Floor (which We're Eating Even Though We Are Not The Least Bit Hungry), Pick It Up And Carry On Eating It

>6. We Start Crying And Telling Everyone We See That We Love Them Sooooo Much

>7. We Get Extremely Excited And Jump Up And Down Every Time A New Song Plays Because "oh My God! I Love This Song!"

>8. We've Found A Deeper/spiritual Side To The Geek Sitting Next To Us

>9. The Man We're Flirting With Used To Be Our 5th Grade Teacher

>10. The Urge To Take Off Articles Of Clothing, Stand On A Table And Sing Or Dance Becomes Strangely Overwhelming To Us

>11. Our Eyes Just Don't Seem To Want To Stay Open On Their Own So We Keep Them Half Closed And Think It Looks Exotically Sexy

>12. We've Suddenly Taken Up Smoking And Become Really Good At It

>13. We Yell At The Bartender, Who We Believe Cheated Us By Giving Us Just Coke, But That's Just Because We Can No Longer Taste The Vodka

>14. We Think We Are In Bed, But Our Pillow Feels Strangely Like The Kitchen Floor

>15. We Start Every Conversation With A Booming, "don't Take This The Wrong Way But..."

>16. We Fail To Notice That The Toilet Lid's Down When We Sit On It

>17. Our Hugs Begin To Resemble Wrestling Take-down Moves

>18. We Are Tired So We Just Sit On The Floor (wherever We Happen To Be Standing) And Take A Quick Nap

>19. We Begin Leaving The Buttons Open On Our Button Fly Pants To Cut
>down On The Time We're In The Bathroom Away From Our Drink

>20. We Take Our Shoes Off Because We Believe It's Their Fault That We're Having Problems Walking Straight