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Bazf 22-01-2006 17:17
Hands why we have them
 
Why do women need two of them? Why do men?

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/hands.pps

Just click on each pic.:D

Busman747 22-01-2006 20:16
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Sorry Bazf, - - but this link is way out of order!! Accywebbers are unable to view unless they d/load onto their P.C. and when they do, they find a pic of a naked toddler covering himself with his hand. In the U.K, this is possibly enough to put someone on the sex offenders list just by having it on their computer.

Bazf 23-01-2006 12:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Busman747
Sorry Bazf, - - but this link is way out of order!! Accywebbers are unable to view unless they d/load onto their P.C. and when they do, they find a pic of a naked toddler covering himself with his hand. In the U.K, this is possibly enough to put someone on the sex offenders list just by having it on their computer.
If you use firefox just delete it afterwards, you may notice the download address it is from a UK site and if you get put on a sex offenders list for a download like this I would leave that country as fast as you can because big brother will be watching you and may even be outside your house as we speak.
Quick look outside... is there a man with a hat and his collar turned up looking in your direction, yes, then destory your computer now.
See I helped make sure you didn't get on any list, you don't have to thank me. :)

janet 23-01-2006 14:41
Re: Hands why we have them
 
Men need two hands, one for picking his nose the other to scratch his meat and two veg.
Women need two hands to slap the fella when he does.

grannyclaret 23-01-2006 16:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by janet
Men need two hands, one for picking his nose the other to scratch his meat and two veg.
Women need two hands to slap the fella when he does.
you tell em janet:D

WillowTheWhisp 24-01-2006 07:50
Re: Hands why we have them
 
Unfortunately Bazf in an age when you can be dealt with severely for photographing your own toddler in the nuddy (what happened to the innocence of all those old photos of bare bottoms on fur rugs that Mums and Dads used to threaten to show to future boyfriends?) and even taking pics of the school sports day is no longer permitted, something like this could be seen as questionable.

grannyclaret 24-01-2006 15:56
Re: Hands why we have them
 
I KNOW WHY WE HAVE LIPS.....to stop your mouth fraying at the edges:eek:

Bazf 24-01-2006 16:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
Unfortunately Bazf in an age when you can be dealt with severely for photographing your own toddler in the nuddy (what happened to the innocence of all those old photos of bare bottoms on fur rugs that Mums and Dads used to threaten to show to future boyfriends?) and even taking pics of the school sports day is no longer permitted, something like this could be seen as questionable.
I think the comment way out of order and the bad karma I recived may have something to do with my reply. :)

Busman747 24-01-2006 23:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bazf
I think the comment way out of order and the bad karma I recived may have something to do with my reply. :)
What do you know about the attitude of UK judges regarding child porn Bazf? That picture would be an exhibit at a court hearing for a paedophile case although it would certainly take something stronger to prosecute in the first place.

For that reason, I told you that you were way out of order and to suggest that by deleting it would make the image go away is gross stupidity. I would have thought you would have known better!

As Willow said, photographs of children are virtually banned now especially if they are not your own. Maybe the PC brigade haven't caught up with you Americans yet - but they will.

Oh yeah, I am not surprised that karma has been deducted from you but believe me, if I had done it, I would have signed my name as I always do!

garinda 25-01-2006 00:23
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Just a point political correctness was actually imported from the States Busman. It was started in some Ivy League Universities by academics fed up with sexist and racist labels.

The link made me laugh, and I never even thought about the nudity of the child until it was pointed out.

chav1 25-01-2006 00:35
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well most know my opinions on pedos and how they should all be executed but i dont see a problem with this photo infact i laughed my ass off at the joke

its not as though the picture was of a baby dressed provocotavly or in any sexual context

i can see why some would be concerened about the picture but because of the context of the picture i would not class it as child porn

Bazf 25-01-2006 00:45
Re: Hands why we have them
 
I was being nice by putting a :) next to my comments, obviously it was my gross stupidity to think that you would allow a mistake to take place, what with me not being in the dictatorship of Lancashire, where it would seem by your comments that know more the a tadge about child porn and its ramifircations, (not something I know that much about or have a great deal of intrest in),has a certain M Jackson moved there?
If all these pics are banned how come this one was on a UK website, maybe you could be a good citizen and report them, you may get a medal from Valdimir Blair and be given extra bread and cabbage soup.
As for Karma dedeuction it really is a bore but hey we give and we take away, wether we are honest about it or not, thats just life. You may also notice, look closely, I did not put a smiley on this post, the reason for this is you don't seem to take notice of them, so stay alert, make sure no more child porn can sneek up on you and remember, the country needs lerts.

chav1 25-01-2006 00:49
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i am more disturbed by that picture of ian rush in your avatar..

that moustash follows you around the room i swear it does :eek:

staggeringman 25-01-2006 01:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by janet
Men need two hands, one for picking his nose the other to scratch his meat and two veg.
Women need two hands to slap the fella when he does.
please may you excuse me but isnt that why women rub there eyes in a morning?cause they have no balls to scratch?

grannyclaret 25-01-2006 13:25
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oooooh that was below the belt..... theres a joke there somewhere...lol


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