i ran over a cat
 

i ran over a cat tonight but sadly i cant take resposability for it as it was already dead but better luck next time eh :rolleyes:

mind you if it wasnt dead it is now :D

i just hope ime not picking fur out of my tire tread for the next week :(

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did you not get to skin it? i heard the fur is quite good for clothing as long as it was not flea bitten?

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thinking serious about it chav?????????? did its eyes pop out?and what kind of cat was it? i have had a few pussys in my life but got to get one that i would like to eat!

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it was black and white like the one in the felix adverts

i hope i didnt hit a celebrity because big brother is scraping the barrell so much these days animal celbrities are on for next years big brother :rolleyes:

next years list

meow the sex change kitten
ronnie rooster the homosexual cock eral
orvil - long dreaded career relaunch
bones the alcholic dog that thinks hes a hampster

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do you not think they should re-name them?..............ie im a celebrity=i have nowt better to do.....................big brother= watch me rip all the punters off who pay for a T.V.LICENCE.and i will try to entertain the mornic idiots that watch me?

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only problem is channel 4 is funded by advertisements

if it was bbc trhen we could say that but fortunatly we dont actualy pay for the crap unless of course you buy items advertised during the breaks

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I am surprised you're not divorced yet ;)

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I hope you reversed over it a few times just to make sure.

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I will tell you something i have the most loving cat ever its a pedigree maine coon called cinber and if you had ran over mine i would be out to get you.
It opens doors, it bites ur feet it even wees in the bath if its been stuck in the house all day. Its like one of my kids.
Infact some child is proberbly heart broken wondering were his pet is, waiting for it to come home.

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cats should be left outside all day and night they are not hoiuse animals i hate em shoot em all :Banane36: or let the dogs loose on em :dogrun: .....:D

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u really r sick.. there is nothing wrong with cats.

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i was taking the pi$$ dear.......we have 2 ourselves :rolleyes:

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Hang on Missus! Have you no standards? It's like one of your kids? If my kids pee'd in the bath or bit my feet they would get a thick ear, you're the sort of person that gives parenting a bad name!
:stop:

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She said you had none in another thread!


What colour are the painters doing your lounge Em?:D

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Ha i suppose that did sound rather bad but no my kids dont do either of those things but i was trying to put across that cinber and some cats are rather clever and cuteand their not the dirty monsters some people say they are.

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my lounge?? i am prob acting really dizzy now but im not painting my lounge just moved into a brand new home and its already done.

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eh ? .......

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if you were taking the pi$$ why get so stroppy?Some people take affence to what you say bout animals and how you treat them.
Maybe next time you should think about what you write HONEY!!!

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try gettin a sense of humour .....SWEETY .....n im not getting stroppy

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i av a good sense of humour thanks .....DARLING.... and you still saying u not getting stroppy ha will i wouldnt want to live with you.. ha

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Bloody, Battered, Tattered Thing
Which is body?
Which is wing?
What kind of bird
It’s hard to say
As you lay squashed
On a motor way
But the marks in your blood
Are sharp and clear
A Dunlop “safety” Tyre
Has just been here.


Silly words from; The late, great and much missed Sir Spike Milligan.

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YOU LITTLE MINX...
i have just read another thread ,and i thought your cat was lost....
i felt SO sorry for your kids......:o

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Sorry grannyclaret.................:o :o :o I was only playing :)

I must admit after thinking about it some child or little old lady is out there shouting for pussy, and pussy won't be coming home again. :(

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could i just take this moment to explain that despite my strong dislike for cats i did actualy have to swerve 3 or 4 times before i hit it..


next time i will get the sod the first time :D

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why waste bloody petrol ? the things are all over ,they are worse than MRSN. THEY NEED TO BE ERRADICATED!:p

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THERE ARE A FEW PUSSYS THAT NEED SOME SORT OF LOOKING AFTER? but them that pee and scratch all your wall need to be sorted.............ie shotgun willy.

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I bet the child or old lady won't be as upset as the vet, he would rather the cat was only slightly maimed so he can charge enough to pay for a holiday home somewhere.:s_aim1:

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mrsn...?

is that the new dissease thats his msn messenger or were you refering to mrsa lol

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learn to drive and i will let you know.............lmfao.:D

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i passed my test dumb ass

OMG your soooo last month :p