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garinda 25-01-2006 11:27

Have you seen my Chav?
 
He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.

He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.

There is a very small reward for his safe return.

emmatjackson 25-01-2006 11:32

Re: Have you seen my Chav?
 
he wants running over......

Neil 25-01-2006 11:38

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oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.

garinda 25-01-2006 11:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.


But I'd just trained him.:(

Doug 25-01-2006 11:40

Re: Have you seen my Chav?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda
He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.

He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.

There is a very small reward for his safe return.

See what you’ve started.

We’ll end up with innocent chavs being persecuted on the streets of Accrington. I’ll have the Chav Protection League on you Garinda………

Doug 25-01-2006 11:43

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Originally Posted by garinda
But I'd just trained him.:(

I shouldn’t worry; he’s probably got a pair of hairy balls somewhere, he’ll be back when he’s coughed them up. Bless, he’s not Black and White is he?

Neil 25-01-2006 11:46

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He's got hairy balls in this throat? What do you know about this garinda?

garinda 25-01-2006 11:46

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Thanks Kitty Kat for the pm saying that you are keeping your eyes open for him.

emmatjackson 25-01-2006 11:48

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i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.

garinda 25-01-2006 11:50

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Originally Posted by emmatjackson
i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.

Excuse me Miss Em I'm on your side.:D

emmatjackson 25-01-2006 11:53

Re: Have you seen my Chav?
 
well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..

chav1 25-01-2006 15:19

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Originally Posted by emmatjackson
well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..

if you look more closely you will see that they are indeed not claws but nothing a quick whip round with a razor couldnt cure ;)


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