A letter that was left on a dining room table
 

A letter was left on the dining room table


My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow

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Ha Ha. Had to read it twice, but got there in the end ... probably what he had to do. :)

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Well, I always say, many a true word spoken in jest, obviously hit home here Bert.

Suppose we can expect two more jokers on here soon, the comedy duo Chav and Neil .. ' Large and Large' They won't be able to resist this one :Banane29: We're ready, eh Sarah ?

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Thank you, i have heard it before but it was good to read it again.:)

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Sara you have your date of birth wrong in your profile. It says you are 44 not 54. Hope you have fun playing tennis, is it singles or doubles?

@ katex :p

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If only............

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Sure my date of birth should read 33 Neil, never mind 44. ( I wish. )

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i used to see a woman who was married to golf player and she was a bloody nymphomaniac , she got that demanding i ended up phoning her husband to ask him what the par was on the hole :eek: