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Sara 07-02-2006 17:08

A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
A letter was left on the dining room table


My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow

katex 07-02-2006 17:14

Re: A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
Ha Ha. Had to read it twice, but got there in the end ... probably what he had to do. :)

Ber999T 07-02-2006 17:20

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:confused: Am I correct in assuming that was a joke? :confused:

:o If not then at least you both been open and guess things will soon be sorted one way or the other :(

katex 07-02-2006 17:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ber999T
:confused: Am I correct in assuming that was a joke? :confused:

:o If not then at least you both been open and guess things will soon be sorted one way or the other :(

Well, I always say, many a true word spoken in jest, obviously hit home here Bert.

Suppose we can expect two more jokers on here soon, the comedy duo Chav and Neil .. ' Large and Large' They won't be able to resist this one :Banane29: We're ready, eh Sarah ?

Ber999T 07-02-2006 18:02

Re: A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
Not to me personally Katex but know of someone that had something like that quite a few years ago.

MUMMIBOO 08-02-2006 09:06

Re: A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
A letter was left on the dining room table


My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow

Thank you, i have heard it before but it was good to read it again.:)

Neil 08-02-2006 11:30

Re: A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
A letter was left on my dining room table

Sara you have your date of birth wrong in your profile. It says you are 44 not 54. Hope you have fun playing tennis, is it singles or doubles?

@ katex :p

Sara 08-02-2006 20:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
Sara you have your date of birth wrong in your profile. It says you are 44 not 54. Hope you have fun playing tennis, is it singles or doubles?

@ katex :p

If only............

Sara 08-02-2006 20:16

Re: A letter that was left on a dining room table
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
Sara you have your date of birth wrong in your profile. It says you are 44 not 54.
@ katex :p

Sure my date of birth should read 33 Neil, never mind 44. ( I wish. )

chav1 03-08-2006 20:32

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i used to see a woman who was married to golf player and she was a bloody nymphomaniac , she got that demanding i ended up phoning her husband to ask him what the par was on the hole :eek:


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