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Gayle 08-02-2006 20:25

Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
As Valentine's day is approaching let's see how much the couples amongst us know about each other.

This is based on the old TV favourite - Mr and Mrs. On this thread, husbands (and you know I'm using the word husband loosely) have to answer the questions. Then their wife (also in the loosest possible terms) have to tell us how well they've done.

Don't worry, there's another thread on the way for you ladies.

If you're young free and single, why don't you try it out with a friend?


1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?
2. How many dresses does your wife own?
3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?
4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?
5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?

Bear in mind this is just in jest and not to be taken too seriously but let's see how many men get it right.

Len 08-02-2006 21:10

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
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1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?
I don’t know much about cup sizes but the best way to describe her size would be to say, two hands full one mouth full and one to look at, all at the same time. ;)

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2. How many dresses does your wife own?
I think she owns two. :rolleyes:

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3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?
I’m nice. :o

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4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?
No idea. :confused:

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5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?
I hope so. :)

entwisi 08-02-2006 21:21

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
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Originally Posted by Gayle
1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?

If I said on here I'd be dead meat, only to say I do know, you can't go into Anne Summers without that info now can you :)
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Originally Posted by Gayle
2. How many dresses does your wife own?

4 and a half feet of wardrobe space in our walk in wardrobe compared to my 3 shirts and a set of trousers
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Originally Posted by Gayle
3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?

He's loaded mum!
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Originally Posted by Gayle
4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?

Ian snogfest
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Originally Posted by Gayle
5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?

, I'd notice no room in teh wardrobe for my shirts....


There, job done, what do I win?

grannyclaret 08-02-2006 23:58

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
cant wait for the womens questions....lol

staggeringman 09-02-2006 01:06

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle
As Valentine's day is approaching let's see how much the couples amongst us know about each other.

This is based on the old TV favourite - Mr and Mrs. On this thread, husbands (and you know I'm using the word husband loosely) have to answer the questions. Then their wife (also in the loosest possible terms) have to tell us how well they've done.

Don't worry, there's another thread on the way for you ladies.

If you're young free and single, why don't you try it out with a friend?


1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?
2. How many dresses does your wife own?
3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?
4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?
5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?

Bear in mind this is just in jest and not to be taken too seriously but let's see how many men get it right.

very nice1, a lovely hand full.2.hope she has none then i can see more of her? 3.she didnt have 2 parents! 4.cock gloss,5. yes i have the ticket..............lol

BLACKBURN RAVER 09-02-2006 06:21

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?............DD ......oh what a pair :D

2. How many dresses does your wife own?........1....prefers skirts...;)

3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?....im not meeting him again.:D ....now look 5 yrs later were engaged to be married :rofl38:

4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?......dunno but it's a kind of off white colour ;)

5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?......lets put it this way..... if she didnt id find the biatch :swear8: :behead:

Gayle 09-02-2006 08:55

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
Now all you have to do is wait for your women folk to confirm your answers. Let's see how well you did.

BLACKBURN RAVER 09-02-2006 16:09

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
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Originally Posted by Gayle
Now all you have to do is wait for your women folk to confirm your answers. Let's see how well you did.

well wel b waiting a long time for mine she dont use the comp ..lol

Len 09-02-2006 16:22

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
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Originally Posted by BLACKBURN RAVER
well wel b waiting a long time for mine she dont use the comp ..lol

My woman does and I hope she knows, I’m describing her. :D

nette 09-02-2006 19:59

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
well well well,

didnt he (len) do well more or less got them all right

oh darling flowers would be perferred to choclates for valentines day
as you know im watching my waistline x

he he he

mthead 10-02-2006 08:31

Re: Mr and Mrs - Men's thread
 
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Originally Posted by Gayle


1. What is your wife's cup size?
2. How many dresses does your wife own?
3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?
4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?
5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?

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1. Cup size pint pot
2. She dont skirts & jeans
3. She didnt she was there
4. Canesten......:eek: oops sorry couldnt resist that one:D
5. She wouldnt be able to tell me as I wouldnt see her again.............:)


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