Re: There's Gold in that thar Hill
 

Just to let you all know i have been in touch with the landlord and landlady at the STAG and i have got you a very good deal for your dinners .........
beans on toast £9 and a pint of bitter £6 or if you order your drink and a meal you get both for £10 but this is only during the week at the weekend prices will go up to normal prices .

MENU
plates £3
Knife and forks £5
Beans on toast £9
Beans under toast £15 (as the table will have to be cleaned after you have eaten off it)
toast with toast and beans £10
Beans on there own £8
Beans with beans £15
Beans and toast on a plate £16
special
Beans with beans and toast with a pint £20
all you can drink (water) £10
Please remember to add V.A.T At 100%
THIS MENU IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE if they run out of toast
Please Note if you want your beans hot this is extra as the lanlord has to run up stairs to heat them up £6 to £20 depending how drunk he is at the time of ordering
GAS MASKS WILL BE RENTED TO THE REGULAR PUB GOERS AT A NOMINAL FEE

Re: There's Gold in that thar Hill
 

There you go we can employ the boggets to start mining the Coppice for us.

Re: There's Gold in that thar Hill
 

If We Dont Watch What We Are Doing The Department Of Employment Might Have It As A Back To Work Scheme. Then How Much Money Will We Get.

Re: There's Gold in that thar Hill
 

Any chance of sprinkling a little of that there gold on my allotment plot? The thought of digging it over this spring is bringing on a backache;)